ProjectWidow
09-27-2005, 02:41 PM
One afternoon, a little girl returned home from school and announced
that a friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother
replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well, mommy and daddy take off all of their
clothes, and then the daddy's thingy stands up, and then the mommy puts
it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get
babies."
Her mother shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye-to-eye, and
said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewelry."
that a friend had told her where babies come from. Amused, her mother
replied, "Why don't you tell me all about it?"
The little girl explained, "Well, mommy and daddy take off all of their
clothes, and then the daddy's thingy stands up, and then the mommy puts
it in her mouth, and then it sort of explodes, and that's how you get
babies."
Her mother shook her head, leaned over to meet her eye-to-eye, and
said, "Oh, honey, that's sweet, but that's not how you get babies. That's how you get jewelry."