MSTANGSALEEN
09-27-2005, 11:25 AM
Eminem- What the f***?!?! Why do I have to take the mother f****** ring?
Elrond- Because you volenteered, you idiot.
Eminem- Who you callin' an idiot, you gaywod.
Legolas- Take it back, filthy human!
Eminem- Shutup, blondie. So, who's gonna go with me?
(Aragorn slowly goes forward.) i will.
Legolas- Well, we wouldn't want you to get lost, so I will also.
Gimli- If I have to.
Sam, Merry, and Pippin- We will! We think his songs are so totally tight, yo!
Frodo- Yeah! Em's songs kick a**!!!
Eminem- Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about!
Boromir- Man, my dad said I had to. Darn!
Gandalf- I'll come becase i plan to mee up with an old girlfriend in Moria anyways.
Eminem- Sweetness! So, where the f*** are we goin'?
50 Feet from the top of Mount Doom;
Eminem- Man! This is totla shit! Why did I sign up for this?
legolas- Because you are a stupid little human boy who thinks the whole world revolves aroud you. And because you thought that saving the world would look good on a resemae. Plus you were pissed at your mama.
Eminem- Shut up, elf boy!
Legolas (under his breath) you're just jelous.
Eminem- Why don't we give the Ring to the stupid dwarf and kick him in? He's f****** usless anyways.
legolas- Shut up, filthy human! (shoots arrow into Eminem's back. Em falls into the firey pits of mount doom.) Well, that takes care of that.Cuz you better lose yourself in the music the moment you want it you betta neva let it go! HEE HEE!!!!
See, Eminem would have gotten on everyones nerves. Good thing he didn't go.
Elrond- Because you volenteered, you idiot.
Eminem- Who you callin' an idiot, you gaywod.
Legolas- Take it back, filthy human!
Eminem- Shutup, blondie. So, who's gonna go with me?
(Aragorn slowly goes forward.) i will.
Legolas- Well, we wouldn't want you to get lost, so I will also.
Gimli- If I have to.
Sam, Merry, and Pippin- We will! We think his songs are so totally tight, yo!
Frodo- Yeah! Em's songs kick a**!!!
Eminem- Yeah, now that's what I'm talking about!
Boromir- Man, my dad said I had to. Darn!
Gandalf- I'll come becase i plan to mee up with an old girlfriend in Moria anyways.
Eminem- Sweetness! So, where the f*** are we goin'?
50 Feet from the top of Mount Doom;
Eminem- Man! This is totla shit! Why did I sign up for this?
legolas- Because you are a stupid little human boy who thinks the whole world revolves aroud you. And because you thought that saving the world would look good on a resemae. Plus you were pissed at your mama.
Eminem- Shut up, elf boy!
Legolas (under his breath) you're just jelous.
Eminem- Why don't we give the Ring to the stupid dwarf and kick him in? He's f****** usless anyways.
legolas- Shut up, filthy human! (shoots arrow into Eminem's back. Em falls into the firey pits of mount doom.) Well, that takes care of that.Cuz you better lose yourself in the music the moment you want it you betta neva let it go! HEE HEE!!!!
See, Eminem would have gotten on everyones nerves. Good thing he didn't go.