A Great Tuesday!

[teh bri]

this might be the strangest thread you'll ever read.. but listen.. Alot of stuff has happened since 7:45 this morning and it keeps getting better.. I'm sitting in class working on a project with Chris that involves knifes to cut objects out of books.. (we're creating altered books today) and a guy named David was cutting something out of a cardboard box NEXT TO ME.. and next thing i know.. He gets up and his hand is seriously dripping with blood.. he pretty much cut his wrist open and he has to get stiches.. yuck.. Those who know me.. i HATE blood, :no: Well, the bell rings to get to the next class and a girl named nicole is pregnant with Freddy Mojita's baby.. well, her water broke today.. She was DUE yesterday but yet she came to school today, sigh sixteen year olds.. And freddy ran in the hallway rushing her to his truck.. Well, i get to third mod and i'm sitting here on the computer.. and my teacher runs out of the classroom as if she was going to throw up.. :cry: she did, and now we have a substitute.. what is going on with everything today?! it's a TUESDAY! :boobies:


Discuss :bump:

[Ed]

Fail.

[jhadleyh]

I wish i was still in highschool

[oneSLOWex]

wow....thats terrible....

I thought I had it bad with a sore throat and stuck on the phone talking to idiots all day

[Paul]

this might be the strangest thread you'll ever read.. but listen.. Alot of stuff has happened since 7:45 this morning and it keeps getting better.. I'm sitting in class working on a project with Chris that involves knifes to cut objects out of books.. (we're creating altered books today) and a guy named David was cutting something out of a cardboard box NEXT TO ME.. and next thing i know.. He gets up and his hand is seriously dripping with blood.. he pretty much cut his wrist open and he has to get stiches.. yuck.. Those who know me.. i HATE blood, :no: Well, the bell rings to get to the next class and a girl named nicole is pregnant with Freddy Mojita's baby.. well, her water broke today.. She was DUE yesterday but yet she came to school today, sigh sixteen year olds.. And freddy ran in the hallway rushing her to his truck.. Well, i get to third mod and i'm sitting here on the computer.. and my teacher runs out of the classroom as if she was going to throw up.. :cry: she did, and now we have a substitute.. what is going on with everything today?! it's a TUESDAY! :boobies:


Discuss :bump:


wtf is this like a bad reality show :yes:

[teh bri]

AND I'M HAVING A SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FlipKing]

errrr...............

[Paul]

I wish i was still in highschool

lol this deserves a thread of its own.... coming soon.

[jhadleyh]

so are you saying your dad fucked you and got you pregnant or is your mom pregnant





















































sorry had to say it

[teh bri]

My STEP mom is pregnant.. due in september :D

[Sammich]

sounds like soemthing worthy of a debate for you and your friends Paul

[jhadleyh]

aaaaa step siblings are the worst....i killed all of mine b4 they became a problem

[nreggie454]

WGAF?

[Sammich]

aaaaa step siblings are the worst....i killed all of mine b4 they became a problem

i like your style

[oneSLOWex]

aaaaa step siblings are the worst....i killed all of mine b4 they became a problem

WUT? :eek:

[jhadleyh]

no but really i did beat the shit out of my step brother like 2x a week....it almost seemed like he liked to start more shit than anybody else in the whole family....Fuggin drama queen

[teh bri]

I have a 7 year old step brother, a 17 year old brother and now i'm about to have a sister. Now i wont be the only girl, and i'll be in less trouble when i leave my house!!

[gtrmonkey]

UMMMM

[SL33P3R]

pics?

[teh bri]

of what?

[SL33P3R]

Dont question me

[gtrmonkey]

He askin for nudez of you. Again. sigh...

[teh bri]

stupid leghumpers...

[Sammich]

i aint on ur leg...i just said call me :ninja:

[SL33P3R]

Bitch Im no leg humper. I want to see pics of teachers throwing up, students bleeding, and whatever else you said. I dont remember. You already told me you weren't sexy so I lost all interest

[teh bri]

i aint on ur leg...i just said call me :ninja:

i call you everynight...

:ninja:

[One_Bad_SHO]

HORRIBLE Tuesday for me. :(

I had to Western Union myself $1200 from my bank in Texas because I could not remember the PIN # to my check card that I haven't used in over 2 years. The money arrives at Publix but the clerk doesn't have the available cash in his register so he tells me to wait for the other cashier who's on lunch. Roughly 40 minutes later the other cashier shows up and tells me she doesn't have enough money but she can give me $700 cash and then a $500 check that I could get cashed at my bank.

Sssssooo... I walk allllllll the way to Bank of America and they won't cash the check because it's not considered "Certified Funds" so they send me to Rite Aid next door that works with Western Union. The manager ar Rite Aid has a yeast infection and claims that she doesn't have $500.

Mind you, I'm on foot since my car won't be back from Texas until the 8th of May. I walked allllll the way home, and now I gotta wait until later in the day to walk allllllll the way back to Publix to see if they got the cash so I can walk alllllll the way back home to pay my rent.

Then, I gotta walk alllllllllllll the way back to the bank to get another money order for $2500 to send to the shop in texas that has my car to pay off the balance which will leave me eating Ramen and Kraft mac n cheese for the next 2 weeks.

And I left my ice cold chocolate milk that I bought at Public at Rite Aid. :(

[Buttons]

here have a laugh

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0ecc000105/hyundai-assurance-commercial

[DJ Maestro]

so are you saying your dad fucked you and got you pregnant

Sorry, but I found that very lulz worthy. :lmfao:

[jhadleyh]

Sorry, but I found that very lulz worthy. :lmfao:

haha thanks

[Sammich]

i call you everynight...

:ninja:

bullshit asshole

[Elbow]

Pics of the water?

[DJ Maestro]

Pics of the water?

http://www.ornj.net/webalbum/sample/water.jpg

[Elbow]

The water from the vagina.

[Sammich]

wurr duh baybee!

[SL33P3R]

HERES THE BABY



http://i44.tinypic.com/e6znl2.jpg

[Paul]

HERES THE BABY



http://i44.tinypic.com/e6znl2.jpg


bahhhhhhh now thats fishing :lmfao:

[ALVIN]

hello

[DJ Maestro]

hello

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/oh_hai.jpg

[ALVIN]

^^ DJ, got any pictures for me?

[DJ Maestro]

got any pictures for me?

Of?

[ALVIN]

Tattoos and such needed?

[DJ Maestro]

Tattoos and such needed?

Yessir, had 'em with me last Thursday night, but what what....no Alvin and the Goonmunks. :no:

I'll have them in the car though so whenever we finally meet up I can show you what we're looking at. :goodjob:

[ALVIN]

Most definitely

and now


back to the thread at hand....


BRRIIIIIIII when do I get to color on you with my sharpies?