Serious Question....

[SL33P3R]

Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?:thinking:

[oneSLOWex]

hail naw..... wash that shit off

[SL33P3R]

hail naw..... wash that shit off


No seriously. This is a place you can be honest.

[oneSLOWex]

I smell dookie while im making it on teh toilet. Why would I smell it on my finger if the TP failed?

[One_Bad_SHO]

I smell dookie while im making it on teh toilet. Why would I smell it on my finger if the TP failed?

Cuz its a different kind of smell when its on your finger youknowhatimsaying

<.<

>.>

[FlipKing]

The real question is, if it breaks through and your finger goes in ur butt a bit, are you gay?


LMAO I laughed so hard when I read the thread.

[SL33P3R]

Well its just because getting it on your finger doesnt happen so often. I cant do the whole hotel toilet paper thing. Toilet paper is something I DO NOT cheap out on..

[gtrmonkey]

lol

[Sammich]

i plead the fif

[SL33P3R]

The real question is, if it breaks through and your finger goes in ur butt a bit, are you gay?


LMAO I laughed so hard when I read the thread.


I dont think its considered gay if your finger goes up your asshole. I dont put enough pressure on the toilet paper to even have enough power to go in my asshole. But sometimes the toilet paper is a dud and breaks.. :(

[oneSLOWex]

Well its just because getting it on your finger doesnt happen so often. I cant do the whole hotel toilet paper thing. Toilet paper is something I DO NOT cheap out on..

TROOF. My boss used to buy cheap ass TP until we all started complaining. We get the good good now LOL

[Paul]

Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?:thinking:

epic question.

i'm a germ-a-phobe in the bathroom so if this happens i wad up alot more top and scrub finger then finish and scrub some more w/ any cleaner in reach :lmfao:

smell that shit all hell na - i'm sure everyone has done it when you were a kid but as an adult you must know shit doesn't smell good :no:

[oneSLOWex]

The real question is, if it breaks through and your finger goes in ur butt a bit, are you gay?


LMAO I laughed so hard when I read the thread.

If you put enough pressure on it to go in your asshole......thats prob why the tp had a blowout and it sounds like you wanted you finger up there. lol :gay:

[blackboi50]

OMFG @ this thread :lmfao:......1

[SL33P3R]

I have a very bad wiping problem. Its OCD. Ill wipe 10 more times after there is nothing on the toilet paper just to make sure there is nothing. But sometimes i wipe too much, and my butcrack gets raw and bleeds a little. Then I drop something in the shower and have to bend down and get it, then the water shoots down my ass crack it burns the shit out of my cut and I JUMP. fuck..

[SL33P3R]

If you put enough pressure on it to go in your asshole......thats prob why the tp had a blowout and it sounds like you wanted you finger up there. lol :gay:

I have to put a little pressure, cause I dont do the whole dingle berry thing. Its OCD Im fuckin telling you

[Sammich]

epic question.

i'm a germ-a-phobe in the bathroom so if this happens i wad up alot more top and scrub finger then finish and scrub some more w/ any cleaner in reach :lmfao:

smell that shit all hell na - i'm sure everyone has done it when you were a kid but as an adult you must know shit doesn't smell good :no:
this is why i pleaded the fif

[Humphrizzle]

no.. when that happens i want to throw up. i wipe my finger on anything soft besides myself.

usually more toilet paper.

[Paul]

I have a very bad wiping problem. Its OCD. Ill wipe 10 more times after there is nothing on the toilet paper just to make sure there is nothing. But sometimes i wipe too much, and my butcrack gets raw and bleeds a little. Then I drop something in the shower and have to bend down and get it, then the water shoots down my ass crack it burns the shit out of my cut and I JUMP. fuck..

100% man wipe till it bleeds then you know you gotten everything clean :lmfao:

i got the same problem for some reason bathroom time makes me :screwy: - i hate dirty toilets and dirty ass.

[SL33P3R]

no.. when that happens i want to throw up. i wipe my finger on anything soft besides myself.

usually more toilet paper.


What about the sink? I would hope you wouldnt wipe it on yourself. When it happens to me, I have to wash it off for like 5 min in another room, not the one I just took a shit in.

[oneSLOWex]

I have to put a little pressure, cause I dont do the whole dingle berry thing. Its OCD Im fuckin telling you

LOL you dont have to hulk that shit to be clean... Im always afraid Ill have a blow out

[SL33P3R]

100% man wipe till it bleeds then you know you gotten everything clean :lmfao:

i got the same problem for some reason bathroom time makes me :screwy: - i hate dirty toilets and dirty ass.


Its painful and not fair. But Ive got to do it.

[SL33P3R]

Oh, And I dont shit anywhere except at my place. I just cant do it

[oneSLOWex]

Oh, And I dont shit anywhere except at my place. I just cant do it

Ill shit wherever I feel the need unless the toilet is nasty

[SL33P3R]

Ill shit wherever I feel the need unless the toilet is nasty


Most public bathroom these days have shit all in the toilet, piss all over the seat, and pubes all over the seat. I just dont do all that. I can hold it til I get home. Plus most of the time my butt crack is raw so I have to boycot shitting for a couple days

[oneSLOWex]

Most public bathroom these days have shit all in the toilet, piss all over the seat, and pubes all over the seat. I just dont do all that. I can hold it til I get home. Plus most of the time my butt crack is raw so I have to boycot shitting for a couple days

hahahahhah

[Paul]

Oh, And I dont shit anywhere except at my place. I just cant do it

i started to make exceptions to this rule - work is now included and if i absolutely have to b/c of watery poo then the stand + squat is only acceptable :lmfao:

[SL33P3R]

I also wipe standing up. I walk around my bathroom and go back for round 2. I honestly probly have to flush 5-6 timess per dump. I go through about 1 roll of toilet paper a day. Damn I have problems

[oneSLOWex]

I also wipe standing up. I walk around my bathroom and go back for round 2. I honestly probly have to flush 5-6 timess per dump. I go through about 1 roll of toilet paper a day. Damn I have problems

WAY too much work LOL you can get a work out at the gym

[SL33P3R]

I seriously break a sweat from wiping. This is no joke. I may switch to baby wipes....

[Crazy Asian]

The real question is do you taste it?

[oneSLOWex]

I seriously break a sweat from wiping. This is no joke. I may switch to baby wipes....

LOL probably easier and cheaper! DO IT! hahahaha

[oneSLOWex]

The real question is do you taste it?

:umno::upchuck:

[Sammich]

:umno::upchuck:

dont eat teh egg f00 young he prepares...its for f00z who dont know what yellow fried shit taste like

[oneSLOWex]

dont eat teh egg f00 young he prepares...its for f00z who dont know what yellow fried shit taste like

hahaha I take it you have had that dish before?

[SL33P3R]

Its just not fair. I have taken 3 dumps today since 9am. Im not sick. They are healthy shits, but dammmmmmmmmmmmn, Im about to have to start boycotting til friday so I have time to heal

[oneSLOWex]

Its just not fair. I have taken 3 dumps today since 9am. Im not sick. They are healthy shits, but dammmmmmmmmmmmn, Im about to have to start boycotting til friday so I have time to heal

baby wipes
/nuff said

[Paul]

Its just not fair. I have taken 3 dumps today since 9am. Im not sick. They are healthy shits, but dammmmmmmmmmmmn, Im about to have to start boycotting til friday so I have time to heal

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KA0k4SbSL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

:lmfao:

[Ran]

This thread delivered the lulz.

[SL33P3R]

Baby wipes are wet. Which will go in the cut that is forming on my ass crack and cause amazing amounts of pain

[Ed]

epic thread.

lulz.

i have before.

you fags are a bunch of liars.

i too am ocd about cleaning... don't you hate when no matter how many times you clean it, the next wipe there's still shit there?

thats why i like to it before i take a shower... so you get the thick stuff out with TP and let water and soap do its magic...

[oneSLOWex]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KA0k4SbSL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

:lmfao:


:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: hahaha

[SL33P3R]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KA0k4SbSL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

:lmfao:


Ship those to me

[Sammich]

hahaha I take it you have had that dish before?

100% BS...I STICK TO THE PLAN

CHICKEN WING COMBO...AT WORSE ITS CAT LEGS

[Crazy Asian]

Hell no. Especially when you out of tp, and the only thing available is paper and you wipe your ass and get a paper cut. FAWK THAT HURTS!!!

[Crazy Asian]

100% BS...I STICK TO THE PLAN

CHICKEN WING COMBO...AT WORSE ITS CAT LEGS

LIES!!! It's chihuahua legs.

[SL33P3R]

epic thread.

lulz.

i have before.

you fags are a bunch of liars.

i too am ocd about cleaning... don't you hate when no matter how many times you clean it, the next wipe there's still shit there?

thats why i like to it before i take a shower... so you get the thick stuff out with TP and let water and soap do its magic...


Well I've got this loofa(sp?) thing with a stick on it that I can whipe in my ass just for to be safe. Even though my last 15 wipes with toilet paper had absolutely nothing on them

[oneSLOWex]

Hell no. Especially when you out of tp, and the only thing available is paper and you wipe your ass and get a paper cut. FAWK THAT HURTS!!!

i worked for a carpet cleaning company once....cleaning an empty house. had to boo boo BAD and ended up having to wipe on an invoice... LAWL

[Sammich]

i too am ocd about cleaning... don't you hate when no matter how many times you clean it, the next wipe there's still shit there?

thats why i like to it before i take a shower... so you get the thick stuff out with TP and let water and soap do its magic...

QFT...I TRY TO SHIT EVEN IF I DONT HAVE THE URGE, TO SHIT BEFORE SHOWER SO THAT WHEN IM OUT THE BATHROOM...NOT ONLY WILLI FEEL 20LBS LIGHTER...BUT IM CLEAN TO BOOT

[oneSLOWex]

Well I've got this loofa(sp?) thing with a stick on it that I can whipe in my ass just for to be safe. Even though my last 15 wipes with toilet paper had absolutely nothing on them

but then dookie will get stuck in it....eww wtf

[Sammich]

LIES!!! It's chihuahua legs.

U GOT SOME BIG ASS CHIHUAHUA LEGS...WTF U FEED THAT MOTHERFUKER

[oneSLOWex]

U GOT SOME BIG ASS CHIHUAHUA LEGS...WTF U FEED THAT MOTHERFUKER

ROIDS lol

[SL33P3R]

but then dookie will get stuck in it....eww wtf



But the thing is, if you would read, there wasnt dookie on the last 15 wipes with toilet paper, but I STILL do it, I just have an obsession with being 200% sure that my asshole has no shit on it, around it, hanging from it, etc

[Ed]

oh when you are in a hurry and no matter how much you clean theres still shit and then you start to walk around and you get "shit-burn" in your ass...

ah i hate that.

[Crazy Asian]

ROIDS lol

No. It's growth hormones. The ones they use on asian girls for their non existing boobs.

[SL33P3R]

oh when you are in a hurry and no matter how much you clean theres still shit and then you start to walk around and you get "shit-burn" in your ass...

ah i hate that.


If I get that feeling, I go to the closest bathroom, and yet wipe AGAIN, and nothing.... Is there a phobia for having shit on your ass

[oneSLOWex]

No. It's growth hormones. The ones they use on asian girls for their non existing boobs.

LOL! :lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

oh when you are in a hurry and no matter how much you clean theres still shit and then you start to walk around and you get "shit-burn" in your ass...

ah i hate that.

or when it's a wet one and it leaks and you can feel it rubbing in your butt crack.


Or how about when there's no way to wipe and you just feel disgusting because you didnt wipe.

Or about when you're analing and the girl splooges all over you.

[Paul]

But the thing is, if you would read, there wasnt dookie on the last 15 wipes with toilet paper, but I STILL do it, I just have an obsession with being 200% sure that my asshole has no shit on it, around it, hanging from it, etc

you should try

http://www.mindbodyhealth.com/images/GhSuperLax.jpg

it will clean you out then just take a shower :lmfao:

[Sammich]

oh when you are in a hurry and no matter how much you clean theres still shit and then you start to walk around and you get "shit-burn" in your ass...

ah i hate that.

I FUKIN HATE TO ADMIT...BUT THATS FUKIN TR00F:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

OR BETTER YET...WHEN U THINK...U WIPED TO PERFECTION...THEN U GO WORK OUT AND UR GET THAT 'SHIT BURN'...SHITS KILLER:lmfao:

[Paul]

so Sl3pp3r would you let your girl go ass to mouth?

[Ed]

If I get that feeling, I go to the closest bathroom, and yet wipe AGAIN, and nothing.... Is there a phobia for having shit on your ass

oh i do the same thing trust me i cannot stand walking around all day like that.


I FUKIN HATE TO ADMIT...BUT THATS FUKIN TR00F:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

OR BETTER YET...WHEN U THINK...U WIPED TO PERFECTION...THEN U GO WORK OUT AND UR GET THAT 'SHIT BURN'...SHITS KILLER:lmfao:

that shits bad :lmfao: :lmfao:

This thread has reached awesome level 9.

[SL33P3R]

Ok another serious question. Have you ever sharted?.... anyone?

[Ed]

Ah gross ATM.

I'd never receive or give.

I know a certain someone who would do it. :ninja:

His SN starts with K, for KKK

[Crazy Asian]

Yes. Not in my boxers though. But all over the toilet. Dang bad case diaherea.

[SL33P3R]

so Sl3pp3r would you let your girl go ass to mouth?


Im sure she could. She could eat off my asshole if she wants. Its clean, but Im so OCD, I cant see it that well to check, so I just have to keep wiping and wiping

[oneSLOWex]

Ok another serious question. Have you ever sharted?.... anyone?

I did once... I was outta town and out in public....left muh draws on the toilet in the bathroom! hahaha

[Ed]

Ok another serious question. Have you ever sharted?.... anyone?

Last week i had the shits really bad.....

and i felt a fart coming...

and i knew that if i farted i'd shart....

but i went for it...

but i felt that it was wet...

so i stopped and went to the bathroom to check and i was safe.

didn't fart all day scared to shart.

then i got home and relieved myself.

[Ed]

Here's another one:

What is your longest fart, ever?

I once farted for 10 seconds straight, i about died laughing in the bathroom.

[Crazy Asian]

Here's another one:

What is your longest fart, ever?

I once farted for 10 seconds straight, i about died laughing in the bathroom.

Hahaha have you ever laughed so hard that you actually farted and somewhat sharted?

[oneSLOWex]

Here's another one:

What is your longest fart, ever?

I once farted for 10 seconds straight, i about died laughing in the bathroom.

What about farting while taking a piss at a bar and the guy at the urinal next to you just goes "what in the hailll was that mother fucker?"

[Sammich]

Ok another serious question. Have you ever sharted?.... anyone?

FAIL...FIRST I NEVER FORCE A FART...SECOND IF I FEEL A TINGLY SENSATION WHEN IM BOUT TO FART...I HOLD THAT SHIT AND GO TO THE NEAREST BATHROOM AND HOVER OVER THE TOILET

U KNOW WHATS EMBARRASING...IS WHEN U HAVE A HOUSE FULL OF PPLE...AND U GOTA SHIT..BUT ITS THE ONE THAT REQUIRES FARTS PRIOR TO SHITTING....AINT THAT SHIT EMBARASSING:lmfao:

[SL33P3R]

I sharted once in bed. It was actually like the runs, but i tried to fart and i felt it come out. I had to cup the shit in my boxers and run to the bathroom. Great time


Darkstar6069 on here sharted at school, and it ran down his shorts into his SHOE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Has anyone been taking a shit, and it smelled so bad you started laughing? I have... HAHAHAH

[Sammich]

What about farting while taking a piss at a bar and the guy at the urinal next to you just goes "what in the hailll was that mother fucker?"

SORRY BUT THAT IS THE BEST FART TO EVER TAKE...SERIOUSLY:lmfao:

[Ed]

What about farting while taking a piss at a bar and the guy at the urinal next to you just goes "what in the hailll was that mother fucker?"

i've done it before but no one's said anything...

i catch motherfuckers doing that shit all the time though. i dont say anything. a man's farting time should be left uninterrupted.

just like his shit time.

[Ed]

Has anyone been taking a shit, and it smelled so bad you started laughing? I have... HAHAHAH

all the fucking time. :lmfao:

[SL33P3R]

Do you piss before you shit or after? I think I can seriously not drink anything for a week and STILL piss before I shit. Is there a reserve tank I dont know about?

[SL33P3R]

EDIT:

Double post, but seriously

[Sammich]

all the fucking time. :lmfao:

QFT

PS I PISS DURING THE SHIT

[SL33P3R]

QFT

PS I PISS DURING THE SHIT


But do you always start pissing then start pushing?

[Sammich]

But do you always start pissing then start pushing?

SRSLY...I DO IT DURING..BUT IF I REMEMBER...ITS SOMETIMES BEFORE AND SOMETIMES AFTER...MORE AFTER THO, CUZ WHEN I GOTA HARD SHIT..I GOTA FORCE IT THEN I TINKLE LOL WUT

[oneSLOWex]

i've done it before but no one's said anything...

i catch motherfuckers doing that shit all the time though. i dont say anything. a man's farting time should be left uninterrupted.

just like his shit time.

I always crack up for some reason when I sit down to shit and fart and its one of those deeeep sounding ones. especially in a public bathroom.

[Crazy Asian]

OOO during sex have you farted?

Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?

[SL33P3R]

OOO during sex have you farted?

Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?


Yes about the queefing. Most girls will queef if you are fucking them from the back. My girl says it hurts? I dont know, sounded like a smokers cough to me

[Sammich]

OOO during sex have you farted?

Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?

NOT YET....BUT I FEEL ITS COMING...I KNOW I HAD TO SHIT ONE TIME WHILE FUKIN...DIDNT KNOW IF I CAME OR SHITTED...EITHER WAY IT FELT GOOD

[oneSLOWex]

Or better yet during sex did your girl queef while in the midst of you slamming her?

Ive had this happen before....it always fucks me up LOL

[oneSLOWex]

NOT YET....BUT I FEEL ITS COMING...I KNOW I HAD TO SHIT ONE TIME WHILE FUKIN...DIDNT KNOW IF I CAME OR SHITTED...EITHER WAY IT FELT GOOD

hahahahaha OMFG :lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

HAHAHAH I can imagine the scenario playing out:

Girl: Oh baby fuck me harder. Oh GOD YES!!!
Girl: ~poof~
Guy: WTFUDGE WAS THAT????!!!!
Guy: GTFO. ~punts girl over bed~

[SL33P3R]

HAHAHAH I can imagine the scenario playing out:

Girl: Oh baby fuck me harder. Oh GOD YES!!!
Girl: ~poof~
Guy: WTFUDGE WAS THAT????!!!!
Guy: GTFO. ~punts girl over bed~


There's deff a :thinking: moment. I had to think again and wonder if that was me or her pussy. I mean it couldve slipped out while i was grunting

[oneSLOWex]

i found it quite amusing and made it do it again LOL she got mad though

[Sammich]

HAHAHAH I can imagine the scenario playing out:

Girl: Oh baby fuck me harder. Oh GOD YES!!!
Girl: ~poof~
Guy: WTFUDGE WAS THAT????!!!!
Guy: GTFO. ~punts girl over bed~

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/2344/adgggauk7.png

that slut

[Ed]

yeah..ive heard it hurts...

queefing ftl.

i always LOL and it ruins the moment... she usually laughs too, then we get back at it.

:idb:

"It stopped being funny when air comes out the vagina"

[oneSLOWex]

WUT
http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee13/ronniebo/LOL.jpg?t=1239826662

[Sammich]

"It stopped being funny when air comes out the vagina"

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/omgwtfbbq.jpg

[SL33P3R]

yeah..ive heard it hurts...

queefing ftl.

i always LOL and it ruins the moment... she usually laughs too, then we get back at it.

:idb:

"It stopped being funny when air comes out the vagina"


Some people think its gross. Ive been with my girl for almost 2 years so nothing she does is gross to me at all. But if it was some random bitch, Id prolly have to open the door

[Crazy Asian]

Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.

[oneSLOWex]

Some people think its gross. Ive been with my girl for almost 2 years so nothing she does is gross to me at all. But if it was some random bitch, Id prolly have to open the door

http://www.forumammo.com/cpg/albums/userpics/10063/gtfo%7E4.jpg

[oneSLOWex]

Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.

Never had this happen....but if it did.....HOLLA! :2up:

[SL33P3R]

Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.


My girl seriously has the prettiest asshole Ive ever seen......is that possible to call a girls balloon knot pretty?....:thinking: oh well, hers looks like she hasnt taken a shit in her life.... lucky bitch

[Sammich]

Oh man how about when you start to take her clothes off and you spot a massive brown spot on her underwear. I would say not tonight honey.

only the ugly bitches u fuk w/ have this situation

[oneSLOWex]

My girl seriously has the prettiest asshole Ive ever seen......is that possible to call a girls balloon knot pretty?....:thinking: oh well, hers looks like she hasnt taken a shit in her life.... lucky bitch

thats a good thing lol she prob takes care of herself like she should

[Sammich]

i dont believe her hole looks like that...i would like some proof

[SL33P3R]

only the ugly bitches u fuk w/ have this situation


Like the girls in your sig?


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, sssssssssssssssssssss

[oneSLOWex]

i dont believe her hole looks like that...i would like some proof


x2



Pics.....or.....
http://www.myspacecomedy.com/image/ban-hamster.jpg

[SL33P3R]

thats a good thing lol she prob takes care of herself like she should


I wish all girls were like that. My girl could run 5 miles, and I could eat her out and it wouldnt smell or taste like anything. I need to think about marriage!

[oneSLOWex]

Like the girls in your sig?


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, sssssssssssssssssssss

hai.....buckwheat was the only ugly one

[SL33P3R]

i dont believe her hole looks like that...i would like some proof


I wish I could show you. But I dont know of any girl, whos not a porn star, would enjoy their boyfriends taking pictures of their asshole

[Sammich]

I wish all girls were like that. My girl could run 5 miles, and I could eat her out and it wouldnt smell or taste like anything. I need to think about marriage!

i'd like to...nevermind i dont wanna smell anything that has the potential to put me in a coma:lmfao:


Like the girls in your sig?


ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrn, sssssssssssssssssssss

themz 'gettin fuked up' words

[Crazy Asian]

I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?

[oneSLOWex]

I wish all girls were like that. My girl could run 5 miles, and I could eat her out and it wouldnt smell or taste like anything. I need to think about marriage!

legs not touching FTMFW :D

[Sammich]

I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?
um...u must be speaking personally...cuz 2girls 1cup was disfukingusting

[SL33P3R]

I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?


It took me a year and a half to get my girlfriend to even fart in front of me. If she takes a shit at my place, she turns the sink on so I cant hear. She seriously thinks Im gonna have my ear to the door listening. HAHAHA

[Sammich]

It took me a year and a half to get my girlfriend to even fart in front of me. If she takes a shit at my place, she turns the sink on so I cant hear. She seriously thinks Im gonna have my ear to the door listening. HAHAHA

im past that...keep that fukin nasty ass fart to urself..shit aint attractive..that or burpin..fuk that lol

[SL33P3R]

legs not touching FTMFW :D


Actually most pussy Ive experience tastes like pennies, quarters, etc. Coins in general. If you havent experienced any pussy like that, put a couple coins in your mouth and see if its slight comparable. Its deff close

[Sammich]

Actually most pussy Ive experience tastes like pennies, quarters, etc. Coins in general. If you havent experienced any pussy like that, put a couple coins in your mouth and see if its slight comparable. Its deff close

epic lawlz

seriously LIRFL:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[SL33P3R]

im past that...keep that fukin nasty ass fart to urself..shit aint attractive..that or burpin..fuk that lol


If your with a girl for so long who the fuck cares. If I can do it in front of her she can do it in front of me. Who fucking cares. I liked keeping the mentality that girls dont take shits, but unfortunately I know that is now false

[oneSLOWex]

I wonder how guys like to watch girls poo?

HAIL NAW!


WUT?

[Sammich]

BITCH YO PUSSY TASTE LIKE A STALE PENNY


If your with a girl for so long who the fuck cares. If I can do it in front of her she can do it in front of me. Who fucking cares. I liked keeping the mentality that girls dont take shits, but unfortunately I know that is now false

I DO FART AROUND HER...BUT COINCIDENTLY EVERYTIME I FART AROUND HER ITS SILENT OR THE MUSIC IS UP IN TEH CAR AND SHE CANT HEAR IT....BUT SHE EVENTUALLY SMELLS IT

PS..GIRLS SHIT?:lmfao: :lmfao:

[oneSLOWex]

If your with a girl for so long who the fuck cares. If I can do it in front of her she can do it in front of me. Who fucking cares. I liked keeping the mentality that girls dont take shits, but unfortunately I know that is now false


WTF...girls DONT shit or fart lol

[SL33P3R]

Im telling you, put a couple coins in your mouth. And it tastes IDENTICAL, almost, to your girl after a day at work when she comes home (if shes somewhat clean). Its amazing

[Sammich]

WTF...girls DONT shit or fart lol

I KNOW THEY FART...BUT SHIT?:lmfao:

[01CDMLUDER]

lol wow

I would hurry and wash my hands! Why the hell would u smell it? lol

and I dont cheap out on toliet paper either....I don't like wiping my ass with sanding paper!!

[oneSLOWex]

BITCH YO PUSSY TASTE LIKE A STALE PENNY



taste like a stepped on 1969 penny

[SL33P3R]

WTF...girls DONT shit or fart lol


Mine does. Shes farted maybe 3 times in front of me in 2 years. Once was when she was sleeping, and it sounded like a car revving. It was fuckin epicly awesome

[oneSLOWex]

I KNOW THEY FART...BUT SHIT?:lmfao:

LAWL :lmfao:

[Sammich]

Im telling you, put a couple coins in your mouth. And it tastes IDENTICAL, almost, to your girl after a day at work when she comes home (if shes somewhat clean). Its amazing

FAIL...BITCH GONA SHOWER FIRST SON:lmfao:


taste like a stepped on 1969 penny

BITCH GET YO LINCOLN STALE PUSSY OUTA HURR

[SL33P3R]

taste like a stepped on 1969 penny


Do you agree. Im telling you thats a true statement. If you are unsure, please put the cleanest coins you have in your pocket in your mouth for a couple seconds. It should bring back good times

[Jason..]

Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?:thinking:I hate it when that happens.

[SL33P3R]

FAIL...BITCH GONA SHOWER FIRST SON:lmfao:



BITCH GET YO LINCOLN STALE PUSSY OUTA HURR


Maybe your bitch, My bitch is just clean. Its weird how clean she is

[oneSLOWex]

Mine does. Shes farted maybe 3 times in front of me in 2 years. Once was when she was sleeping, and it sounded like a car revving. It was fuckin epicly awesome

lol i was laying in the bed with my ex once and she thought i was still asleep and thought it would be funny to take her finger and poke my ass through the sheets to try and wake me up.....NOOT.... i farted right when she did it....haha

[oneSLOWex]

Do you agree. Im telling you thats a true statement. If you are unsure, please put the cleanest coins you have in your pocket in your mouth for a couple seconds. It should bring back good times

Ive got $1.48 in my mouth right now.....

[SL33P3R]

lol i was laying in the bed with my ex once and she thought i was still asleep and thought it would be funny to take her finger and poke my ass through the sheets to try and wake me up.....NOOT.... i farted right when she did it....haha


My silent farts always smell so bad its sick. So Ill do it in the car and lock the windows and then it swarms her, I also do that in bed too, but she can just get out of the bed so thats no fun

[SL33P3R]

Ive got $1.48 in my mouth right now.....


Pretty fucking close right? Its not exactly like freshly showered pussy, but maybe a pussy that was showered 3-4 hours prior

Thanks

[oneSLOWex]

http://a2.vox.com/6a00cdf3ae6e9ccb8f00e398a76aea0004-500pi

[Sammich]

Maybe your bitch, My bitch is just clean. Its weird how clean she is

MINE IS TOO...BUT ITS JUST...STEPS U TAKE..IM NOT EATIN NO DAY OLD PUSSY..WASH THAT SHIT..ILL FUK IT, BUT NOT EAT IT...ITS LIKE COOKING CHICKEN THAT U AINT WASHED...WTF:lmfao:

[oneSLOWex]

Pretty fucking close right? Its not exactly like freshly showered pussy, but maybe a pussy that was showered 3-4 hours prior

Thanks

i was not being srs lol but i do know what you mean

[SL33P3R]

MINE IS TOO...BUT ITS JUST...STEPS U TAKE..IM NOT EATIN NO DAY OLD PUSSY..WASH THAT SHIT..ILL FUK IT, BUT NOT EAT IT...ITS LIKE COOKING CHICKEN THAT U AINT WASHED...WTF:lmfao:


Black guys from what I hear dont like eating pussy anyway. I fuckin love it, if its clean ofcourse, and it tastes like pennies

[oneSLOWex]

I fuckin love it, if its clean ofcourse, and it tastes like pennies


X2!

[SL33P3R]

This thread was moving fast now its slowed down!

[oneSLOWex]

everyone ran away.


Pretty epic 7 page thread about poop and vaginas though LOL

[ahmonrah]

Alright, lets just say you are taking a shit, and you didnt ball the paper up thick enough, and your wiping your ass and your finger just accidently breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger..... do you smell it?:thinking:
of course you do....
then you give the "ugh!....hmm" face, contemplating what you ate that made it smell so bad and wipe it on another piece of T.P. fold that shit up wipe til your ass is sore, flush, wash the grippers and leave the bathroom.

[oneSLOWex]

of course you do....
then you give the "ugh!....hmm" face, contemplating what you ate that made it smell so bad and wipe it on another piece of T.P. fold that shit up wipe til your ass is sore, flush, wash the grippers and leave the bathroom.

AHAHAHAHAH!!! :lmfao:

+reps

[SL33P3R]

A thread about, poop, vaginas, and vaginas tasting like pennies, quarters, coins in general is fucking win

[Ed]

sl33p3r i gotta give it to you this was your best thread ever.

penny vaginas.

[Zodiac]

This thread is full of win.

[SL33P3R]

sl33p3r i gotta give it to you this was your best thread ever.

penny vaginas.


I dont make that many threads. But this is just an everyday thing that I KNOW everyone else does. But there are too many badasses on here who arent man enough to admit their weird actions, who fuckin cares

[keva52]

this was the best thread ever! i lirl all the way through..

[SL33P3R]

Im glad I could deliver

[RL...]

LOL @ this thread.

[hondachik]

LMAO. Yes, I'd smell it. Or even if the tissue doesn't break and I think that I accidentally got shit on my hand...I smell it.


Well, actually because I use Charmin, and ONLY Charmin when I'm taking my household shits, my tissue doesn't break.

[RedEj8]

:lmfao: I'm still laughing!

[hondachik]

I have a very bad wiping problem. Its OCD. Ill wipe 10 more times after there is nothing on the toilet paper just to make sure there is nothing. But sometimes i wipe too much, and my butcrack gets raw and bleeds a little. Then I drop something in the shower and have to bend down and get it, then the water shoots down my ass crack it burns the shit out of my cut and I JUMP. fuck..


LMAO. Thats why you buy flushable wipes...so that after u wipe with the tissue, u wipe with the flushable wipes and its a cleaner, softer feeling. It makes your asshole feel refreshed, and ready for its next shit. :lmfao:


BTW, Charmin & Cottonelle :goodjob:

[RedEj8]

I hate when you wipe and you know its clean cause nothing is showing up on the paper and then 3 mins after you leave the bathroom your asshole starts itching..

Oh and pussy tastes like pennies sometimes

and i've farted during sex and LOLed but my gf didn't hear it... and queefs don't hurt my current and didn't hurt my ex.

[hondachik]

OMG I just took the time to read through this thread. I've never actually read a whole fucking thread that was over 2 pages long. OMG. I love this thread. I laughed soooo much. Its amazing that I'm not the only one who does or goes through half the bullshit in this thread u people talk about.

[Paul]

Im glad I could deliver

i just delivered at work; i think i lost 5 lbs :lmfao:

[SL33P3R]

i just delivered at work; i think i lost 5 lbs :lmfao:


I ended up shittin 4 times yesterday (not out of the normal for me) so now I have to boycot til saturday or sunday so I can heal. Fuck

[Sammich]

Black guys from what I hear dont like eating pussy anyway. I fuckin love it, if its clean ofcourse, and it tastes like pennies

U ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT U HEAR? LOL

IF ITS AS HOT AS THE CHICK....BUFFETT TIME

[SL33P3R]

U ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT U HEAR? LOL

IF ITS AS HOT AS THE CHICK....BUFFETT TIME


I thought rap songs were true...:taun:

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

I always smell it, lawl.

[SL33P3R]

I always smell it, lawl.


Theres no way around it. You HAVE to. Period

[Sammich]

I thought rap songs were true...:taun:

this means that young berg is the most gangsta rapper to hit the skreets then:lmfao:

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Theres no way around it. You HAVE to. PeriodI thought I was the only one who did this....lol....I stare at it for like a second and then im like hmm.....*sniff sniff*, wipe and wash, hahahaaa.

[SL33P3R]

I thought I was the only one who did this....lol....I stare at it for like a second and then im like hmm.....*sniff sniff*, wipe and wash, hahahaaa.


Theres no way around it. And the pussies in this thread who act like they are too cool to admit it are fuckin insecure bitches

[bookthief]

...If that does happen to me, i just look at it..
I mean i have smelled it before, haha.
Then i wash with some very good smelling soap.


But the thing that i absolutely HATE, is when you finish taking a long, refreshing shower, and then all of a sudden you have the urge to piss/poop. ugh, i hate that.
Now im all dirty again..