Even Chairs kill people

[Hektik]

"A fourteen-year-old boy was killed after the chair he was sitting on exploded, propelling sharp chair parts into his rectum, causing extensive bleeding, which he succumbed to before medical attention could stem the flow.

The accident occurred when the boy was alone, sitting on the chair (which was for PC use); he managed to overcome the pain and call his father, who summoned an ambulance, but it took an hour to get him to hospital, by which time it was too late for him.

The chair in question was a standard gas cylinder type, where the height is regulated by an adjustable cylinder containing highly pressurised gas, and it was this which exploded, sending high velocity chair parts into the posterior of the unfortunate youth."

Chair Kills Boy by Anal Penetration | Sankaku Complex (http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/02/20/chair-kills-boy-by-anal-penetration/)

[matthewAPM]

dangggg.


*runs to get a stool*

[oneSLOWex]

UMMM...WTF


*getting normal chair*

[BanginJimmy]

I just threw my walmart brand gas cylinder chair out the window.

[Sammich]

epic lulz

i may go to hell for laughing, but i wont go for being honest lolol thats funny as hell

[Greddypacked]

Dayum. Reminds me of Manswers on Spike tv. at night. They had an episode about Coke machines being fatal to alot of people mostly college students. Say a college student goes to a snack machine or a coke machine and it happens to take his money. Well since they usually low on cash as it is, this tends to make them mad.... so they generally explode on the machine rocking it back and forth, shaking it and so forth. What this does is get the machine in a tipsy turvy type situation (these machines have little legs as it is) where the machine will fall over on them. These machines usually weigh 800-1k lbs so this results in ouch squashed.

[amandDA]

thank u i will never sit in one again!

[Ed]

^whatever, all girls like it IDB... they just dont know it yet.

[AirMax95]

I am still trying to comprehend how the cylinder failed.

That is not cool

[ISAtlanta300]

My butthole just puckered up while reading that...... i can't even imagine...

[redrumracer]

holy hell whatta interesting way to go.

[SL33P3R]

pics?

[redrumracer]

and here is another question, was the kid jumping up and down on it and treating it like it wasnt intended to be done with? seeing as how he is soo young Id almost be willing to bet he was.


but the parents will get rich outta this.

[Arm&hammer]

I'm fucking scared.

[SickSilvia]

That's some crazy shit.

[TheProfiteer]

damn, my chair is old too, fuck, its at least time for a new chair.

[oneSLOWex]

and here is another question, was the kid jumping up and down on it and treating it like it wasnt intended to be done with? seeing as how he is soo young Id almost be willing to bet he was.


but the parents will get rich outta this.


x2.... I never thought about it that way...coulda been a fat ass too and sat down really hard.

[umairejaz]

Lies.

[FlipKing]

what the hell kind of chair is this? lol

[1MP0RTL0V3R]

that must have REALLLY sucked good thing i dont own that kind of chair anymore.

[Atlblkz06]

I'm sitting on one now... please dont explode. Please dont explode. Please dont explode.