Why does Michael Jackson Love 27 Year Olds

[RandomGuy]

Because there are twenty of them



BLAHHAHA MJ jokes never get old.

[Brett]

ha ha ha ha ha

[EG BTER]

thats the funniest shit ive read all day :lmfao:

[Jimmy B]

i have heard that WAY to much.. not funny anymore..

[Bishop]

LOLOL

[SilverJester]

Q: Why did Michael Jackson give $5,000 to Boyz II Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.


So little Bobby goes up to his mom one day and starts asking her some questions. He says, "Mommy, is God a man or a woman?" Bobby's mother responds, "God is both a man and a woman, sweetheart." He asks another question, "Is God black or white?", and his mother replies, "God is both black and white." Bobby raises another question, "Mom, is God gay or straight?", and his mother replies, "God is both gay and straight." So little Bobby asks his final question, "Mommy, is God Michael Jackson??"


Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out.



Q: What did the man lying on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!!

[HEATON]

KNock KNock.. whos there...little boy blue.. little boy blew who?..Micheal Jackson.