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RandomGuy
04-01-2009, 05:42 PM
My religions professor just told us that we need to email her 15 questions each regarding something we'd want answered in class. Stuff like "what's the meaning of life" and all that cliche shit

Anyone have any ideas on some?

I want mines to be more diverse with the randomness of IA.
Scotsman
04-01-2009, 05:45 PM
why did the devil sleep with saddam in the SP movie?
Crazy Asian
04-01-2009, 05:45 PM
Why were noobs created on IA?
Why was Autumn born?
Is QD a disciple?
When will Armageddon come for IA?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 05:47 PM
Which religion is right?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 05:47 PM
Answer: Mine you heathen bitch!!!!
Crazy Asian
04-01-2009, 05:48 PM
WRONG!!! ~runs~
TheProfiteer
04-01-2009, 05:49 PM
How many chucks could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 05:51 PM
Why does God (or Gods) allow us to suffer? What joy does an omnipotent God (or Gods) get out of watching us struggle?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 05:55 PM
Why did 8lb 9oz Baby Jesus put Mother Teresa and Paris Hilton on the same planet?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 05:56 PM
If there is a heavan and hell. Is the Earth purgatory?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 05:57 PM
If so... What the hell did I do wrong?
Scotsman
04-01-2009, 06:05 PM
is echo the anti-christ?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 06:05 PM
Who would win an arm wrestling contest?

God or Satan?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 06:07 PM
is echo the anti-christ?Yes:(

The job isn't nearly as cool as you'd think.
LizBiz
04-01-2009, 06:08 PM
How did Mary REALLY get pregnant??
nreggie454
04-01-2009, 06:13 PM
How did Mary REALLY get pregnant??

Does God pay child support?
RandomGuy
04-01-2009, 06:14 PM
How did Mary REALLY get pregnant??some super atheist in class already elaborated on that, some sort of medical phenomenon that happens in monkeys and fish all the time... lawl



but keep the questions coming

I want to be the devils advocate and put a bunch of stumpy uber athiest questions
Echonova
04-01-2009, 06:17 PM
Does God pay child support?No, he got custody.
Echonova
04-01-2009, 06:20 PM
I stole this one

Can God create a rock so big that He cannot lift it ...
nreggie454
04-01-2009, 06:21 PM
No, he got custody.

Good answer.
LizBiz
04-01-2009, 06:22 PM
some super atheist in class already elaborated on that, some sort of medical phenomenon that happens in monkeys and fish all the time... lawl:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: WTF?!?!?! :doh:
Echonova
04-01-2009, 06:31 PM
“Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.” - Napoleon Bonaparte

“Religions are all alike - founded upon fables and mythologies.” - Thomas Jefferson

If my own father were a heretic, I would personally gather the wood to burn him — Pope Paul IV
Echonova
04-01-2009, 06:34 PM
Who has a better “moral compass”? An Atheist who commits good deeds out of pure compassion for his fellow man, or a Christian who commits good deeds out of the fear of eternal damnation?
sharo227
04-01-2009, 06:36 PM
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a lolli pop?

why is sponge bob square pants called that when his pants are a rectangle?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 06:38 PM
Why did God make me so damn good looking instead of rich?
qwick
04-01-2009, 07:13 PM
What do Michael Jackson and Catholic Preist have in common?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 07:19 PM
Why is the Gene pool so shallow?
redrumracer
04-01-2009, 07:21 PM
Do you believe in pre-marital sex is against Gods plan?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 07:21 PM
The 72 virgins you get for martyrdom... They are all women right?
Evil Goat
04-01-2009, 07:38 PM
which pos god allowed obama to be voted in?
Evil Goat
04-01-2009, 07:39 PM
The 72 virgins you get for martyrdom... They are all women right?


nice.... :lmfao:
redrumracer
04-01-2009, 07:40 PM
which pos god allowed obama to be voted in?
That's a good question.
Evil Goat
04-01-2009, 07:44 PM
That's a good question.


probably allah, its the ultimate plan of death to america!
Echonova
04-01-2009, 07:45 PM
If God comitted suicide... What would happen?
Evil Goat
04-01-2009, 07:47 PM
If God comitted suicide... What would happen?

how do spirits commit suicide?
Echonova
04-01-2009, 07:48 PM
probably allah, its the ultimate plan of death to america!INFEDEL!!!!!!!!!
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/Terrorists.jpg
Echonova
04-01-2009, 07:49 PM
how do spirits commit suicide?How do you know he's a spirit? Maybe he's on his spaceship?

The Mother Wheel.
Evil Goat
04-01-2009, 07:58 PM
How do you know he's a spirit? Maybe he's on his spaceship?

The Mother Wheel.


hmmm....good thinking....maybe he's sasquatch?
green91
04-01-2009, 07:59 PM
Whats the difference in curse words and plain words used in a hateful fashion? They are all formed from the same letters and can have the same meanings.
green91
04-01-2009, 08:01 PM
Explain free will if god has a plan for everyone.
redrumracer
04-01-2009, 08:01 PM
Whats the difference in curse words and plain words used in a hateful fashion? They are all formed from the same letters and can have the same meanings.
Cause some up tight bitch decided they were bad.
green91
04-01-2009, 08:02 PM
No kidding. Same reason the bible condemns premarital sex.. someone didn't want their daughter to get laid.
Evil Goat
04-01-2009, 08:15 PM
Explain free will if god has a plan for everyone.


this is ia, serious questions will not be allowed :blah:
redrumracer
04-01-2009, 08:16 PM
Explain free will if god has a plan for everyone.
Free will is an illusion, we are destined to go where ever before we are born.
loudasscbr
04-01-2009, 08:37 PM
if god created man, who created god?
Evil Goat
04-01-2009, 09:11 PM
if god created man, who created god?


Me.

/thread.
Echonova
04-01-2009, 09:16 PM
Explain free will if god has a plan for everyone.Because you can choose not to follow God's plan.:rolleyes:
Echonova
04-01-2009, 09:37 PM
Does God ever feel the urge to masterbate?
Evil Goat
04-01-2009, 09:49 PM
Does God ever feel the urge to masterbate?


no i don't, i kicked allahs ass and took his 72 virgins....that lasted 216 days....