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Friggintitsman
04-01-2009, 04:13 PM
Male or Female?

Their sex drives are equal. Both are exerting the same amount of effort between positions. What muscle groups are applied for each of them in the majority of positions? Does it take more energy for the man or the women.

Other than when a woman is squatting over you. I think men generally do most of the work. Even when they are riding you on their knees the effort wouldn't be as great as a dude's thrust.

Plus how many women ever had a heart attack while fucking?

redrumracer
04-01-2009, 04:16 PM
Men I'd say

sharo227
04-01-2009, 04:20 PM
women.. we normally have to go back to finish ourselves bc yall never seem to last long enough for us to get ours..

Master Shake
04-01-2009, 04:21 PM
women.. we normally have to go back to finish ourselves bc yall never seem to last long enough for us to get ours..you must be meeting the wrong men...

Friggintitsman
04-01-2009, 04:23 PM
women.. we normally have to go back to finish ourselves bc yall never seem to last long enough for us to get ours..


Pffft My wife is the only one I've ever met that has a higher sex drive than me.

Thus why she is my wife

sharo227
04-01-2009, 04:23 PM
you must be meeting the wrong men...

oh isnt that what they all say...

Master Shake
04-01-2009, 04:26 PM
oh isnt that what they all say...i'm not all, but its what i'm saying....

Catnip
04-01-2009, 04:26 PM
women.. we normally have to go back to finish ourselves bc yall never seem to last long enough for us to get ours..
Poor thing.

Friggintitsman
04-01-2009, 04:27 PM
oh isnt that what they all say...

Apparently you are right though. That is only because most men don't know what they fuck they are doing on top of being really lazy about it.

Brett
04-01-2009, 04:27 PM
Plus how many women ever had a heart attack while fucking?

TRUFFFF

Friggintitsman
04-01-2009, 04:27 PM
I want to hear any woman's argument.

sharo227
04-01-2009, 04:28 PM
the guy shouldnt be on top though.. normally the girl is

Friggintitsman
04-01-2009, 04:33 PM
the guy shouldnt be on top though.. normally the girl is

:eek: What? I've had girls that might as well have been a corpse. Both on top and bottom.

sharo227
04-01-2009, 04:34 PM
:eek: What? I've had girls that might as well have been a corpse. Both on top and bottom.

then maybe your getting with the wrong girls... just a thought

Friggintitsman
04-01-2009, 04:36 PM
probably, thus why I'm not with them. Plus most of them didn't like anal... and that is a must in my book.

Women are like bowling balls there are three holes for a reason.. use them.

mocha latte cupcake
04-01-2009, 04:36 PM
i know a girl on IA that should be nominated for dead lay of the century. the 1 position wonder :lmfao:

also. guys do all the works. most positions the girl is always sitting or just moving around no thrusting or actual hard work lol :lmfao:

sharo227
04-01-2009, 04:37 PM
well you have a hole to.. so does that mean you like getting it there 2?

Master Shake
04-01-2009, 04:38 PM
probably, thus why I'm not with them. Plus most of them didn't like anal... and that is a must in my book.

Women are like bowling balls there are three holes for a reason.. use them.:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

wow
04-01-2009, 04:39 PM
depends. alotta guys just tryna get theirs, while women can never get enough. i pay close attention to my girl and i read alot of sex advice mags, so ibarely work and first 10 to 20 min my girls alredy done. so i have to say she works harder until i'm done. hmmm maybe itsjust me but i please the lady before i please myself

sharo227
04-01-2009, 04:40 PM
idk maybe im just hard to please or havent met my match yet but normally he gets his and im just like thats it??? wtf?? what about me??

wow
04-01-2009, 04:44 PM
you should get at me its notbout how long the sex cuz i do in five mins what most cant do in 1 hour

sharo227
04-01-2009, 04:46 PM
you should get at me its notbout how long the sex cuz i do in five mins what most cant do in 1 hour

is this how you pick up the other previous girls in ur bed/hotel/wherever?

v-empire
04-01-2009, 04:46 PM
speed fuquors!

Friggintitsman
04-01-2009, 04:47 PM
well you have a hole to.. so does that mean you like getting it there 2?

Sure as long as she is open to analingus.

wow
04-01-2009, 04:47 PM
yep naw just fucking around ha ha get it

Friggintitsman
04-01-2009, 04:48 PM
idk maybe im just hard to please or havent met my match yet but normally he gets his and im just like thats it??? wtf?? what about me??

You gotta stop letting the last guy in the bar take you home

sharo227
04-01-2009, 04:49 PM
lol yall are crazy..

sharo227
04-01-2009, 04:49 PM
You gotta stop letting the last guy in the bar take you home

no thats def. not my style..

ShooterMcGavin
04-01-2009, 05:41 PM
your mother trebek

LizBiz
04-01-2009, 05:51 PM
Men do the most work in the actual action of sex as the OP stated. But women have to work hard getting off to it, if you suck. A guy will finish, unless something is wrong with him....so women have work hard on finishing before he does lol. I've never had a heart attack while having sex, but I'm sure that will take place in the near future. I have however, "felt it in my chest". But I'm a virgin :ninja:

Jimmy B
04-01-2009, 06:42 PM
oh isnt that what they all say...

LOL, i was about to say the same thing! LOL

ill admit, i do sometimes finish first.. but i get back to work and get THE job done..

i doo miss having a woman with a higher sex drive though.. thats the ONE thing i would change about my wife..

bigdare23
04-01-2009, 06:43 PM
A poll was not needed for this question....










Women rarely do shit lol

bigdare23
04-01-2009, 06:44 PM
women.. we normally have to go back to finish ourselves bc yall never seem to last long enough for us to get ours..


Might need to change your choice of guys.

sharo227
04-01-2009, 06:48 PM
Might need to change your choice of guys.

to what? females..



jk

green91
04-01-2009, 06:49 PM
women.. we normally have to go back to finish ourselves bc yall never seem to last long enough for us to get ours..

Most girls get theirs faster by other methods than regular sex. If im done before she is, ill def take care of her some other way to seal the deal. Although some guys do like the pull the "nut and bail"

Oz10
04-01-2009, 07:00 PM
probably, thus why I'm not with them. Plus most of them didn't like anal... and that is a must in my book.

Women are like bowling balls there are three holes for a reason.. use them.

hahaha best quote ever. :lmfao:

HarietTubgrl
04-01-2009, 07:00 PM
A poll was not needed for this question....










Women rarely do shit lol
depends on the position... sometimes there's not a whole lot a girl CAN do in certain positions.



and i don't understand how a girl can be a dead lay on top:???:

redrumracer
04-01-2009, 07:01 PM
well you have a hole to.. so does that mean you like getting it there 2?
Guys weren't designed from the beginning for things to go into there holes.

RL...
04-01-2009, 07:14 PM
depends on the position, if she's riding I'm not really doing shit

in missionary the guys doing all the work

in doggy the guy is doing all the work but its not rlly that big of a deal either way...by the time ive burnt some calories!

teh bri
04-01-2009, 07:17 PM
I vote Female ;)

redrumracer
04-01-2009, 07:19 PM
I vote Female ;)
Go figure the females vote females.

teh bri
04-01-2009, 07:21 PM
Well, if you actually think about it.. We do have the vagina.

WE OWN THE MALE! ;)

We say when and if we want teh sex.

so there ya have.

girls win.

redrumracer
04-01-2009, 07:24 PM
Well, if you actually think about it.. We do have the vagina.

WE OWN THE MALE! ;)

We say when and if we want teh sex.

so there ya have.

girls win.
Please yall know yall want the cock as much as we want pussy.

teh bri
04-01-2009, 07:25 PM
No Comment.

green91
04-01-2009, 07:25 PM
Actually theres plenty of pussy around waiting to throw itself onto somebody. Its not like its hard to find if you want a quick fling.

teh bri
04-01-2009, 07:29 PM
Tr00f.

:idb:

redrumracer
04-01-2009, 07:30 PM
Tr00f.

:idb:
ITB??

Blitanicle99
04-01-2009, 08:12 PM
Jesus, its the guy that does all the work...

When shes wanting it bad, yeah she does the work teasing and making me from 6 to 12 haha but when it comes down to it, I'm the one putting all the physical work into it. Like when shes moaning and screaming "fuck me harder", by the laws of man I am required to deliver the fucking of a life time until shes like holly shit I can't take it anymore.

And yes I am a white male, 6'3'' 200 lbs. Just your "average" guy. Its all about how you lay that wood and beat that pussy.

ALVIN
04-01-2009, 09:19 PM
I vote Female ;)


I vote me ;) :yes:

Catnip
04-01-2009, 09:21 PM
I do :ninja:

Friggintitsman
04-01-2009, 09:40 PM
Well, if you actually think about it.. We do have the vagina.

WE OWN THE MALE! ;)

We say when and if we want teh sex.

so there ya have.

girls win.

:lmfao:ever heard of rape.... it happens.

Evil Goat
04-01-2009, 09:43 PM
lol @ all the guys acting like theyre marathon porn stars....

i aint gonna lie, im in it to win it, and when i win its over, sometimes its 30 seconds, sometimes its a few minutes, sometimes i cant go to save my life....but in the end i get mine and thats all that counts

Z0_o6
04-01-2009, 09:51 PM
fuck that bitch like it's a race. she had better get her's first if she wants to, cause when i'm done i'm goin to SLEEP.

Frög
04-01-2009, 10:13 PM
The most common position is missionary style and doggy.. Who does more work in both of those?

Right, so STFU bitches!

Evil Goat
04-01-2009, 10:17 PM
i did some "on the job" research earlier....i didnt do shit but lay there....so im voting for the bitches

04sleepa
04-01-2009, 10:58 PM
like its been said it sorta depends on what you are doing but for the most part im going to say dudes..

DeeAOne
04-01-2009, 11:26 PM
fuck that bitch like it's a race. she had better get her's first if she wants to, cause when i'm done i'm goin to SLEEP.:lmfao:
so true.

LizBiz
04-01-2009, 11:32 PM
Actually theres plenty of pussy around waiting to throw itself onto somebody. Its not like its hard to find if you want a quick fling. What is it like 17 females to 1 male in Atlanta.........freakin MALARKEY!!!!!

Buttons
04-01-2009, 11:34 PM
idk maybe im just hard to please or havent met my match yet but normally he gets his and im just like thats it??? wtf?? what about me??

you just have to find the right person. there's a thread i made a year ago about not being able to get off. i've only had one guy do it :goodjob:

Buttons
04-01-2009, 11:37 PM
Men do the most work in the actual action of sex as the OP stated. But women have to work hard getting off to it, if you suck. A guy will finish, unless something is wrong with him....so women have work hard on finishing before he does lol. I've never had a heart attack while having sex, but I'm sure that will take place in the near future. I have however, "felt it in my chest". But I'm a virgin :ninja:

I agree with you. Sometimes it's a real work out to just get off. One of my friends had sex with a guy and he busted in 35 seconds. Guys just need friction.

redrumracer
04-01-2009, 11:39 PM
you just have to find the right person. there's a thread i made a year ago about not being able to get off. i've only had one guy do it :goodjob:
:police:

LizBiz
04-01-2009, 11:42 PM
I agree with you. Sometimes it's a real work out to just get off. One of my friends had sex with a guy and he busted in 35 seconds. Guys just need friction. AMEN!!!!! :cheers:

HeLLo iM iZzY
04-02-2009, 12:35 AM
women.. we normally have to go back to finish ourselves bc yall never seem to last long enough for us to get ours..See....you just fucking with the wrong motherfuckers. Come here and get you some Bosnian meat. Because I will make sure the job gets done right. The PM link is only a click a way.


fuck that bitch like it's a race. she had better get her's first if she wants to, cause when i'm done i'm goin to SLEEP.THIS GUY SPEAKS THE TROOOOOOOOOFFF HAHAHAHHAA !!!!

And for those females, who voted for females....once again, you're sleeping with the wrong dude.

And you all know, ya'll wont the cock just as much as we want the pussy.

On_Her_Face
04-02-2009, 12:36 AM
DUMB FUCKING QUESTION. DEPENDS ON THE MALE/FEMALE AND/OR POSITION.

Catnip
04-02-2009, 12:37 AM
See....you just fucking with the wrong motherfuckers. Come here and get you some Bosnian meat. Because I will make sure the job gets done right. The PM link is only a click a way.

THIS GUY SPEAKS THE TROOOOOOOOOFFF HAHAHAHHAA !!!!

And for those females, who voted for females....once again, you're sleeping with the wrong dude.

And you all know, ya'll wont the cock just as much as we want the pussy.


Stop acting like you don't want the cock too.

HeLLo iM iZzY
04-02-2009, 12:39 AM
DUMB FUCKING QUESTION. DEPENDS ON THE MALE/FEMALE AND/OR POSITION.http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr115/gawdzilla_2008/Motivation/capslock3.jpg

On_Her_Face
04-02-2009, 12:43 AM
http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr115/gawdzilla_2008/Motivation/capslock3.jpg

Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Yes you will make a post that responds but I could give two shits right now.

Hit me with your best shot, I'm sure I won't read it. No e-battles are worth battling anymore.

HeLLo iM iZzY
04-02-2009, 12:48 AM
Go fuck yourself. Seriously. Yes you will make a post that responds but I could give two shits right now.

Hit me with your best shot, I'm sure I won't read it. No e-battles are worth battling anymore.Holy fucking shit batman!

Go fucking change your tampon.

sharo227
04-02-2009, 02:25 AM
all i keep hearing is come try me and ill give yah what yah want blah blah blah i drive a honda so i have to be good in bed blah blah blah SNORE!! yes i no it depends on the guy and girl and the positions i get that, but im just talking from MY experiences.. i have never found a guy who A) lasted long enough to even think about gettin something out of it for me and B) who actually could give me that omg feeling.. might be more info then yall wanted to hear but if were all being honest here then there yah go... what do you expect at 330 am and no sleep..

speedminded
04-02-2009, 06:11 AM
Personally I prefer to do most of work but sometimes it's great just to sit back and enjoy the ride. The ultimate experience though is both giving an equal effort in any position and finishing together at the exact same time. I don't care what position both are in, unless she's bound and gagged she can put just as much effort into it as the male can: on top, bottom, front, sideways, upside down it doesn't matter. If she's truly into him and the situation then she will show it.


i know a girl on IA that should be nominated for dead lay of the century. the 1 position wonder :lmfao:

also. guys do all the works. most positions the girl is always sitting or just moving around no thrusting or actual hard work lol :lmfao:It takes two to tango and if they aren't into it or who they are with then they won't put any effort into it. ;) For some females it's more the emotional connection than the act itself and they can't have one without the other.


idk maybe im just hard to please or havent met my match yet but normally he gets his and im just like thats it??? wtf?? what about me??*sigh* Heard it a million times.

1. He should be capable of getting you off before he even gets his dick wet. In some rare cases that backfires because the female may get off nearly instantly the first time but much harder the 2nd and 3rd+...but at least it's still not you having to do it yourself.
2. Blow him off or make him do his thing first and he shouldn't get off as easily as he ordinarily would during intercourse.
3. Communicate about Kegel exercises, no hints, just come out and say it. If he's not willing to make changes to better please you then it's time to change the locks.
4. Sorry to say, he may not be into you.
5. Might just be a pitiful single shooter and you're shit out of luck, move on!


depends on the position... sometimes there's not a whole lot a girl CAN do in certain positions.

and i don't understand how a girl can be a dead lay on top:???:I'm thinking dead lay and zero rhythm can mean the same thing in this case. If she can't ride amazingly then bye bye! Here's a few NWS videos of how EVERY women should be able to ride:

At 8 minutes she starts riding and at 10:10 she explodes. NWS Video Link (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=520060619)

or this girl starting @ 4:50 NWS Video Link (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=59dbd57c2649934e9591)

or this one starting at 6:00, poor guy doesn't know what to do lol! NWS Video Link (http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=166b84371270ca2e6eda)



Well, if you actually think about it.. We do have the vagina.

WE OWN THE MALE! ;)

We say when and if we want teh sex.

so there ya have.

girls win.Generally it's the male that gets pussy whipped but not in every case. I hate to inform you but you obviously haven't met a cock and it's pilot capable of owning you. I'm not offering.

IMPORTchic
04-02-2009, 07:48 AM
LOLOLOLOLOL

IMPORTchic
04-02-2009, 07:52 AM
Is it bad that I DONT like 4hr sex?! Not even 2?! I want to try to get mine....which never really happens:( ....and then like 20mins later...UNLESS I am drunk....I want him to go!! I cant stand going on and on and on!!:no:

It depends on how long I have been with them to what I will do and how much effort I will put in it. I would like to think that if the guy has gave me the chance to actually get in the mood and it was not something planned so I feel like its a task, then I will put everything I got in it. Sometimes after planning shit 24/7 b/c a lack of a place I am all go for it, but I just want it over quick! lol

All around though....I think guys do more. :goodjob:

Buttons
04-02-2009, 07:55 AM
Is it bad that I DONT like 4hr sex?! Not even 2?! I want to try to get mine....which never really happens:( ....and then like 20mins later...UNLESS I am drunk....I want him to go!! I cant stand going on and on and on!!:no:

It depends on how long I have been with them to what I will do and how much effort I will put in it. I would like to think that if the guy has gave me the chance to actually get in the mood and it was not something planned so I feel like its a task, then I will put everything I got in it. Sometimes after planning shit 24/7 b/c a lack of a place I am all go for it, but I just want it over quick! lol

All around though....I think guys do more. :goodjob:

I feel ya girl. Sometimes i'm in the mood of "hurry up and get it over with" and sometimes i feel like i can for hours. You just have to be in the mood, i guess. Or maybe you just don't sex like that.

my ex's old room mates only had sex for 10 minutes, in doggy, came, turned around, kissed each other, then they were done. that's all they ever did and they are happy with that. or i'm guessing, since they've been together for a few years.

you just need to know what you like.

Brian*
04-02-2009, 08:20 AM
Men 100000000000%

Sammich
04-02-2009, 08:21 AM
you must be meeting the wrong men...

QFT my wife always taps out...fukin pansies

Brian*
04-02-2009, 08:26 AM
Well, sometimes I like 2+ hours... Sometimes I like 30 min lol I blow when she says go LOLOLOL

Sammich
04-02-2009, 08:27 AM
shes not in it for hour long sessions, once she gets one, she's done....like a worthless POS car..lets take a v6 mustang w/ a supercharger for instance....:ninja:

Buttons
04-02-2009, 08:29 AM
shes not in it for hour long sessions, once she gets one, she's done....like a worthless POS car..lets take a v6 mustang w/ a supercharger for instance....:ninja:

that made me laugh.

if can, reps. you finally make me laugh without sounding stupid.

Brian*
04-02-2009, 08:29 AM
shes not in it for hour long sessions, once she gets one, she's done....like a worthless POS car..lets take a v6 mustang w/ a supercharger for instance....:ninja:

Thats like my Ex!! After she got off it was all over with... BULLSHIT I SAY!

Sammich
04-02-2009, 08:30 AM
Thats like my Ex!! After she got off it was all over with... BULLSHIT I SAY!

sounds like my ex too lol wut...see what im doing thar:lmfao:

Jason..
04-02-2009, 08:32 AM
Deff the guy,except for one case where this one chick took control and made me her bitch:(

Sammich
04-02-2009, 08:33 AM
Deff the guy,except for one case where this one chick took control and made me her bitch:(

tell us your little story

NVEOUS
04-02-2009, 08:49 AM
I say guys. Every girl I've been with I've been in complete control. And it depends on what kind of mood im in really that determins how long last. But most of the time Ill get my girl off and blow when she says to blow. I can normally last however long she wants. But alot of the time she'll stop me because seh cant take it anymore.

Master Shake
04-02-2009, 08:59 AM
Deff the guy,except for one case where this one chick took control and made me her bitch:(is there something wrong with being the student?

some cases, i like it, others, i run.

Jason..
04-02-2009, 09:00 AM
tell us your little storyIt would take to long and i might get in trouble w the msis..

Jason..
04-02-2009, 09:01 AM
is there something wrong with being the student?

some cases, i like it, others, i run.There is a diff then being the studient then what happend to me..lol

NVEOUS
04-02-2009, 09:05 AM
It would take to long and i might get in trouble w the msis..

DOOOOOOOOOOOOO ETTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Friggintitsman
04-02-2009, 10:28 AM
DUMB FUCKING QUESTION. DEPENDS ON THE MALE/FEMALE AND/OR POSITION.

I see reading comprehension isn't your forte. Maybe you should stick to making shit threads.

Brian*
04-02-2009, 10:35 AM
I do have to give it to my girl, the other night me her and a few others were getting drunk and when we finally decided to go to sleep she rocked my world LOLOL It was nice for a change*

Sammich
04-02-2009, 10:36 AM
I do have to give it to my girl, the other night me her and a few others were getting drunk and when we finally decided to go to sleep she rocked my world LOLOL It was nice for a change*

THOSE ARE ALWAYS THE BEST...

ULL BE THINKIN PRIOR TO FALLING ASLEEP IN TEH NEXT 5MINS...'WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?":lmfao:

Friggintitsman
04-02-2009, 10:38 AM
I'm guessing all the dudes that voted for them women are lazy in bed.

sharo227
04-02-2009, 10:40 AM
I'm guessing all the dudes that voted for them women are lazy in bed.

or maybe guys are just lazy!

Friggintitsman
04-02-2009, 10:41 AM
or maybe guys are just lazy!

Are you calling me a n!gger?

Brian*
04-02-2009, 10:42 AM
or maybe guys are just lazy!

Not when it come to sex or cars... Other than that, you are right LOL

Friggintitsman
04-02-2009, 10:42 AM
Make me a sammich

Master Shake
04-02-2009, 10:43 AM
Are you calling me a n!gger?:lmfao:

so wrong.

Brian*
04-02-2009, 10:43 AM
Are you calling me a n!gger?


I don't think that word really works...

sharo227
04-02-2009, 10:44 AM
Not when it come to sex or cars... Other than that, you are right LOL



pfft whatever..

Master Shake
04-02-2009, 10:45 AM
pfft whatever..its true.

you ask me to do the dishes.
i'll tell you to wait till i finish watching tv.

a week later....they're still there.

Sammich
04-02-2009, 10:46 AM
its true.

you ask me to do the dishes.
i'll tell you to wait till i finish watching tv.

a week later....they're still there.

QFT, I GET TO EM WHEN THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO MORE DISHES LEFT...EVEN AT THAT, I MAY JUST WASH WHAT I NEED AND LEAVE THE REST IN THERE:lmfao:

sharo227
04-02-2009, 10:46 AM
its true.

you ask me to do the dishes.
i'll tell you to wait till i finish watching tv.

a week later....they're still there.

use paper plates..

Master Shake
04-02-2009, 10:47 AM
use paper plates..ok...

you tell me to take out the trash.
i'll tell you to wait till i finish watching tv.


a week later...its still there....

see where i'm going with this?

Sammich
04-02-2009, 10:47 AM
ok...

you tell me to take out the trash.
i'll tell you to wait till i finish watching tv.


a week later...its still there....

see where i'm going with this?

WAIT A WEEK?:lmfao:

sharo227
04-02-2009, 10:48 AM
ok...

you tell me to take out the trash.
i'll tell you to wait till i finish watching tv.


a week later...its still there....

see where i'm going with this?

hire a maid.. and no i dont mean get a gf/wife

Sammich
04-02-2009, 10:49 AM
hire a maid.. and no i dont mean get a gf/wife

WHY WHEN U CAN JUST GET A GF/WIFE?

STUPID, TIMES ARE HARD, JUST GET A GF/WIFE, SAVE U TONS OF MONEY, ACCOMPANY THAT WITH SAVING TONS ON YOUR CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO...FTMFW

Master Shake
04-02-2009, 10:50 AM
hire a maid.. and no i dont mean get a gf/wifeand spend money on shit my gf/wife/you SHOULD be doing?

i'll pass.

Friggintitsman
04-02-2009, 10:50 AM
QFT, I GET TO EM WHEN THERE ARE ABSOLUTELY NO MORE DISHES LEFT...EVEN AT THAT, I MAY JUST WASH WHAT I NEED AND LEAVE THE REST IN THERE:lmfao:

WTF? Men don't do dishes

sharo227
04-02-2009, 10:50 AM
WHY WHEN U CAN JUST GET A GF/WIFE?

STUPID, TIMES ARE HARD, JUST GET A GF/WIFE, SAVE U TONS OF MONEY, ACCOMPANY THAT WITH SAVING TONS ON YOUR CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO...FTMFW

good luck on that one..

Sammich
04-02-2009, 10:52 AM
WTF? Men don't do dishes

I DONT GET MY OWN BEER?:ninja:

NVEOUS
04-02-2009, 10:52 AM
WTF? Men don't do dishes
I do dishes f00. But im OCD and i am home by myself most of the day.

Friggintitsman
04-02-2009, 10:52 AM
Mail order bride FTW. I hear a nice post op tranny form Thailand have a decent price tag on them now days.

Master Shake
04-02-2009, 10:53 AM
WAIT A WEEK?:lmfao:just means, i'm not doing the fucking dishes.

the lady wants the shit done....she can get them done.
asking me to do her job is pointless. she doesn't come to my work and do my shit for me, so why would i do hers?

Sammich
04-02-2009, 10:53 AM
Mail order bride FTW. I hear a nice post op tranny form Thailand have a decent price tag on them now days.

STILL COST...JUST MARRY A UGLY BITCH THAT CLEANS NON STOP AND UR HOUSE WILL ALWAYS BE CLEAN..THEN U CAN GO TO THE BAR, GET SHIT FACED AND COME HOME, THROW UP AND WAKE UP TO IT CLEAN....THEN DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN

Brian*
04-02-2009, 11:09 AM
I DONT GET MY OWN BEER?:ninja:

I just got mine...

See what I did there...? :rolleyes:

ultm8mind
04-02-2009, 11:10 AM
I make them work for it, lol

Sammich
04-02-2009, 11:10 AM
I just got mine...

See what I did there...? :rolleyes:

U WANT ME IN YOUR MOUTH IN A DARK ROOM?

Brian*
04-02-2009, 11:12 AM
I was going for.... I'M DRINKIN YO BEER!! You can't have any... LOL

Sammich
04-02-2009, 11:13 AM
I was going for.... I'M DRINKIN YO BEER!! You can't have any... LOL

http://www.absolutad.com/gallery/originals_bullshit1_ranndino.jpg

willum14pb
04-02-2009, 11:14 AM
clearly men. think about missionary position. talk about doing 110% of the work. and doggy. there's like 1 position that caters to women doing work, and it's when she's on top. that's it.

Brian*
04-02-2009, 11:15 AM
http://www.absolutad.com/gallery/originals_bullshit1_ranndino.jpg

Damn!! I'm j/k there are 30 left... Bring the car losd of huzzies and we will be good

Brian*
04-02-2009, 11:16 AM
There is... There are... something like that LOL

Sammich
04-02-2009, 11:16 AM
Damn!! I'm j/k there are 30 left... Bring the car losd of huzzies and we will be good

BE THERE IN 30:lmfao:

Brian*
04-02-2009, 11:18 AM
BE THERE IN 30:lmfao:

:goodjob: :lmfao:

ZeDFuNk
04-02-2009, 11:21 AM
men without a doubt. Also sharo, most men dont wanna fuck fat bitches for very long, so they're in out and on with their life. Of course they dont care if you finish.

Master Shake
04-02-2009, 11:25 AM
men without a doubt. Also sharo, most men dont wanna fuck fat bitches for very long, so they're in out and on with their life. Of course they dont care if you finish.fucking ouch!

:lmfao:

Friggintitsman
04-02-2009, 01:50 PM
men without a doubt. Also sharo, most men dont wanna fuck fat bitches for very long, so they're in out and on with their life. Of course they dont care if you finish.

:eek:

Sammich
04-02-2009, 01:52 PM
kay hit em w/ the 1, 2 punch...unfortunately thats how IA hit him w/ the ban lol

Friggintitsman
04-02-2009, 01:55 PM
lol that was kayfunk? And he is banned already.

Sammich
04-02-2009, 01:56 PM
tr00f lolololol

IA hit him w/ the 1, 2 puncharoo..knocked his ass out like an old tyson fight

lcortes32
04-02-2009, 02:56 PM
guys work harder dude..

Evil Goat
04-02-2009, 02:57 PM
guys work harder dude..


this thread is reserved for the opinions of people who have actually had sex, please move onto the next thread!

NVEOUS
04-02-2009, 02:57 PM
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

lcortes32
04-02-2009, 03:01 PM
this thread is reserved for the opinions of people who have actually had sex, please move onto the next thread!

:lmfao: I know thats why im in it...IDK what your doing here...:tongue1:

Evil Goat
04-02-2009, 03:02 PM
:lmfao: I know thats why im in it...IDK what your doing here...:tongue1:


WHEW....just when i thought lame comebacks were a thing of the past you come back and totally redeem it :thinking:

sharo227
04-02-2009, 03:51 PM
:lmfao: I know thats why im in it...IDK what your doing here...:tongue1:


okay doing each others moms doesn't count....

NVEOUS
04-02-2009, 03:52 PM
okay doing each others moms doesn't count....
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Master Shake
04-02-2009, 04:05 PM
okay doing each others moms doesn't count....i'm sure with some of these situations....it does.
someone's getting nailed right?

blaknoize
04-02-2009, 04:45 PM
Men, women be lazy and just lay back... all the time and then complain when nothin happens. BITCH, I'm workin so u BETTER FUKIN LIKE THIS SHIT NOT MATTER HOW FUKIN FAST I FUKIN CUM, SO MUTHAFUKIN TAKE IT AND LIKE IT BITCH!!!!

NOW GO FINISH UR FUKIN SHITTY AZZ HOE AZZ SELF OFF BITCH< FUK!

Friggintitsman
04-02-2009, 07:17 PM
Back in the day when a chick would be lame in the sack I would always try to slip it in her ass. When she asks WTF I'm doing I would reply with... Well I figured I would try to get some sort of reaction out of you while I'm railing ya.

Friggintitsman
04-02-2009, 07:19 PM
Nothing is more manly than a chicks blood and shit on yo dick.

IMPORTchic
04-02-2009, 07:44 PM
Nothing is more manly than a chicks blood and shit on yo dick.

Oh my ewwww....

green91
04-02-2009, 08:43 PM
LOL at the ownage in this thread.

1d10t
04-02-2009, 08:51 PM
I counted 14 virgins voted in this poll
Lol
:lmfao:

lcortes32
04-02-2009, 10:41 PM
okay doing each others moms doesn't count....


Does Doing Your Mom Count.. :lmfao:

hondachik
04-02-2009, 10:49 PM
Men do the work. I'm too lazy. He does all the stroking and I do the moaning. :idb:

lcortes32
04-02-2009, 10:53 PM
Men do the work. I'm too lazy. He does all the stroking and I do the moaning. :idb:


A woman thats not afraid to admit the truth i like that...!! :crazy:

blaknoize
04-03-2009, 12:48 AM
or this one starting at 6:00, poor guy doesn't know what to do lol!

Wonder what that song was, it was interesting

lcortes32
04-03-2009, 10:21 AM
This was an awesome thread what happen

NVEOUS
04-03-2009, 10:25 AM
Men do the work. I'm too lazy. He does all the stroking and I do the moaning. :idb:

Wow she knows her shit!!

lcortes32
04-03-2009, 10:28 AM
Damn right she does...!!..LULZ

NVEOUS
04-03-2009, 10:29 AM
I think we would get along. me and her. lol

lcortes32
04-03-2009, 10:30 AM
I think she would make a great **** Partner...lol

stillaneon
04-03-2009, 10:41 AM
women.. we normally have to go back to finish ourselves bc yall never seem to last long enough for us to get ours..


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:



Honestly, Why does it take a woman longer to get off than a guy?





Who cares, I got mine.


amirite?:rolleyes:

hondachik
04-03-2009, 10:43 AM
I think she would make a great **** Partner...lol

Lol. Maybe that's why I'm pregnant? :love:


But seriously. I know I'm going to catch my orgasm(s) before him so I let him get the strokes and angle's that he needs to so that he can catch his. Sex works a lot better when you know what works for the other person....so you both end up happy and no one is disappointed. He actually doesn't complain about me not being as involved because he knows I don't have the energy to keep up anymore.

lcortes32
04-03-2009, 10:45 AM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:



Honestly, Why does it take a woman longer to get off than a guy?





Who cares, I got mine.


amirite?:rolleyes:


:lmfao: X2 GOOD ONE MAN...LOL

lcortes32
04-03-2009, 10:46 AM
Lol. Maybe that's why I'm pregnant? :love:


WONDER WHO THE LUCKY MAN WAS...BUMMER...

stillaneon
04-03-2009, 11:03 AM
Lol. Maybe that's why I'm pregnant? :love:


But seriously. I know I'm going to catch my orgasm(s) before him so I let him get the strokes and angle's that he needs to so that he can catch his. Sex works a lot better when you know what works for the other person....so you both end up happy and no one is disappointed. He actually doesn't complain about me not being as involved because he knows I don't have the energy to keep up anymore.


Just don't go into Pre-term


This is the worst 2 and a hlaf months of my life. not to mention Post Partum:cry:

NVEOUS
04-03-2009, 11:32 AM
Lol. Maybe that's why I'm pregnant? :love:


But seriously. I know I'm going to catch my orgasm(s) before him so I let him get the strokes and angle's that he needs to so that he can catch his. Sex works a lot better when you know what works for the other person....so you both end up happy and no one is disappointed. He actually doesn't complain about me not being as involved because he knows I don't have the energy to keep up anymore.

See you even know what the other guy wants. Man he is lucky. And im not sure if a congratulations is in order or not for the pregnancy??? How far along are you?

hondachik
04-04-2009, 09:47 AM
Just don't go into Pre-term


This is the worst 2 and a hlaf months of my life. not to mention Post Partum

Oh I know. But you can still have sex, its just when she's maybe a few weeks from her due date u can't sex her (unless the doc says otherwise). She's still pregnant right? Then yes you can have sex. I had sex with my daughter (that is now 3 yrs old) right up until 3 weeks from her due date. I ended up going in to false labor within 5 mins of finishing sex Christmas Day of 2005, but I did it on purpose; I told her dad I wanted her out. I didn't expect it to work, lol. But the sex did. But she didn't come then, she came a week later on Jan 1st. But if your girl is still preggars, she can still hump. Research it on the internet & show it to her if she's that scared. She shouldn't deprive u of the sex just because she's preggars....its even better to have sex now because she can't get double pregnant, u can hit it as raw as u like, its wetter, warmer, and sometimes even tighter.







See you even know what the other guy wants. Man he is lucky. And im not sure if a congratulations is in order or not for the pregnancy??? How far along are you?

Lol. Yup sex is the best when u have two people that love & care for each other because then you make sure the others get theirs even if u don't. So with that happening, we both are satisfied. I made him chase me for a year before I went with him, and wouldn't have sex with him until we were a couple. So its an added bonus during sex when he's whispering in my ear how I made him wait for so long, plus the frustration he had from that makes him add a few harder strokes, lol. Anyways yes it's now a congrats. My 2nd kid, his 1st. I'm 20 weeks, aka 5 mths.

stillaneon
04-04-2009, 10:03 AM
Oh I know. But you can still have sex, its just when she's maybe a few weeks from her due date u can't sex her (unless the doc says otherwise). She's still pregnant right? Then yes you can have sex. I had sex with my daughter (that is now 3 yrs old) right up until 3 weeks from her due date. I ended up going in to false labor within 5 mins of finishing sex Christmas Day of 2005, but I did it on purpose; I told her dad I wanted her out. I didn't expect it to work, lol. But the sex did. But she didn't come then, she came a week later on Jan 1st. But if your girl is still preggars, she can still hump. Research it on the internet & show it to her if she's that scared. She shouldn't deprive u of the sex just because she's preggars....its even better to have sex now because she can't get double pregnant, u can hit it as raw as u like, its wetter, warmer, and sometimes even tighter.


7 months. shes been in pre-term for 2.5 weeks. went from constantly, to none at all.....

Frög
04-04-2009, 10:23 AM
This thread grosses me out..

The thought of these gross IA chicks talking about sex..

AnthonyF
04-04-2009, 12:03 PM
WONDER WHO THE LUCKY MAN WAS...BUMMER...

LOLOL Was this your attempt to finally hook up with a girl?

-Ant.

hondachik
04-05-2009, 01:48 AM
Awwww how cute

Humphrizzle
04-05-2009, 02:14 AM
i work hard. ;)

GLulic
04-05-2009, 02:26 AM
This was an awesome thread what happen
you killed it.




and it should be a 50/50 thing lol.

Friggintitsman
04-05-2009, 12:52 PM
Pregnant pussy is epic. I would take it over virgin snatch any day.

NVEOUS
04-05-2009, 08:43 PM
Pregnant pussy is epic. I would take it over virgin snatch any day.

What???

Friggintitsman
04-06-2009, 04:07 PM
What???

Troo story

Friggintitsman
04-06-2009, 04:10 PM
Speaking of which it's muh birfday today so I ain't doin shit for sex today. My lady is taking good care of me.

You bitches could learn a few things from my wife.

RL...
04-10-2009, 07:18 PM
Pregnant pussy is epic. I would take it over virgin snatch any day.

? Whoa man. Bring it back, bring it back.

Friggintitsman
04-10-2009, 07:33 PM
? Whoa man. Bring it back, bring it back.

Troo story sir

Arm&hammer
04-10-2009, 08:16 PM
males work harder.

van
04-13-2009, 09:42 AM
well men are lazy but if we are doing our job right i think we work harder. i wouldnt mind a woman doing all the work though.

AdriSciontC
02-06-2010, 03:53 PM
Brandon does all the work.... :ninja:

Miss.Kayla
02-06-2010, 05:21 PM
MEN. lol. girls can make yall bust easy. :D


US it takes time

Alan®
02-06-2010, 05:51 PM
holy fuckin thread revival batman

AdriSciontC
02-06-2010, 06:10 PM
MEN. lol. girls can make yall bust easy. :D


US it takes time

Tr00f

1990wade
02-06-2010, 11:31 PM
my girl usually finishes first.... sometimes i do but hey u always got this to do:la: if u come in first lol

Firefightin_tC
02-07-2010, 12:38 AM
my girl usually finishes first.... sometimes i do but hey u always got this to do:la: if u come in first lol

TROOF!~

REP THAT MAN, GAWDDAMNIT!

REP HIM!

1990wade
02-07-2010, 01:03 AM
TROOF!~

REP THAT MAN, GAWDDAMNIT!

REP HIM!


:goodjob:


reps for u to

loverboy_gnd
02-07-2010, 01:15 AM
my girl usually finishes first.... sometimes i do but hey u always got this to do:la: if u come in first lol

CLASSIC MAN :lmfao: CLASSIC,

PSINXS
02-07-2010, 12:11 PM
women.. we normally have to go back to finish ourselves bc yall never seem to last long enough for us to get ours..

wrong man or you got some whack ass pussy.

sorry but nobody is going to nut off your dry ass box.

PSINXS
02-07-2010, 12:12 PM
Pregnant pussy is epic. I would take it over virgin snatch any day.

this man speaks the truth.

i miss those days when the ex was preggo. that was a bad chick :goodjob:

Friggintitsman
02-07-2010, 08:28 PM
Brandon does all the work.... :ninja:


I hit it first. Remember that!

DVSRX-7
02-08-2010, 01:55 AM
idk maybe im just hard to please or havent met my match yet but normally he gets his and im just like thats it??? wtf?? what about me??

I don't know you but man I'd fuck the living shit out of you just to teach you a lesson. no :blah: after I'm done. :idb:

P.s. It's not about the size of the dick, it's about the person who uses what hes got. :goodjob:

DirtyMechanic
02-08-2010, 09:11 AM
my girl usually finishes first.... sometimes i do but hey u always got this to do:la: if u come in first lol
umm you almost have to do it anyways... first not last... amatuers geez.... and which guy doesnt like to do it anyways...

Firefightin_tC
02-08-2010, 09:28 AM
umm you almost have to do it anyways... first not last... amatuers geez.... and which guy doesnt like to do it anyways...

Word.