April Fools' Day

[Buttons]

Okay people, start posting the good stories that you know you should!

:cheers:

[Catnip]

Someone called you pretty...

[On_Her_Face]

Okay people, start posting the good stories that you know you should!

:cheers:

You are awesome for making this thread.

April fools.

[dabuilding]

haha im going to check back in here in an hour to see the epic roasts

[tdurr]

your couch.
























I fucked it.







:ninja:

[Terror]

Im really not looking forward to this day haha.....

[Buttons]

six minutes into the day and already got 2 people... one didn't believe me though :(

[Catnip]

six minutes into the day and already got 2 people... one didn't believe me though :(

Did you tell them you were STD free?

[Buttons]

Did you tell them you were STD free?


no, i'm pranking people with i'm pregnant or i wanna be pregnant. the one person knew i was full of shit and i had to tell them it was april fool's.

[Alan®]

YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE.

See what I did there :ninja:

[Buttons]

YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE.

See what I did there :ninja:


you are still my friend after what happened ... :D

[tdurr]

no, i'm pranking people with i'm pregnant or i wanna be pregnant. the one person knew i was full of shit and i had to tell them it was april fool's.


thats not cool at all :no:



YOU ARE A FUCKING WHORE.

See what I did there :ninja:
i dont see wut u did besides tell the truth :rolleyes:

[Buttons]

i thought it was funny.

one of my friends already blocked me.

[tdurr]

i thought it was funny.

one of my friends already blocked me.


great post! will read again!

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

You have friends?

[TheGodfather]

The user CP works.

HA!

[DirtyMechanic]

you are still my friend after what happened ... :D the condom broke?

[yogi08]

a i got a few.

i told afriend cops were on his porch with flash lights.

my friends were high and i told them obama got shot.

and i gave a note to a friend in the library tonight and pointed at a girl here and said she wrote it. he talked to her and she laughed at him

[TheGodfather]

a i got a few.

i told afriend cops were on his porch with flash lights.

my friends were high and i told them obama got shot.

and i gave a note to a friend in the library tonight and pointed at a girl here and said she wrote it. he talked to her and she laughed at him

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[staysideways]

my friends were high and i told them obama got shot.


bahahaha!
lol

[aguynamedpat]

The user CP works.

HA!

HAHA that was good. I LOLed. + reps for that one.

Oh and I convinced one of my girlfriends close friends that I hooked up with this chick in the back of her Suburban tonight after my brothers baseball game LMFAO. Shit was great.

[§treet_§peed]

i just got home from jail. :(

[AnthonyF]

Evan is supermod.

-Ant.

[teh bri]

Haha i used the pregnant one on Brittany (my friend) and she really fell for it. She started to cry and everything but i totally just got fooled by nick saying that he was going to stop talking me and deleted my number.. He did it for an hour and then comes back at 12am and says: APRIL FOOLS! I hate april fools.


:(

[mocha latte cupcake]

the condom broke?

i would put collins out of his misery with a bullet quicker than he could say, "are you jo---" http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq194/brantnew/BoomHeadShot.gif

[mocha latte cupcake]

i'm going to ban autumn today...


april fools







no seriously jk. she's going to get banned @ least once... lirl

[Got Milk?]

I called sick today at my job, than i told them april fools. But than i decided to stay home anyways.

[AnthonyF]

I called a few of my ex g'fs and told them I was a HIV+ and they should prob get checked out....I never told them april fools. lol Let them bitches have a wonderful fucking day! MUH HAHAHAH fucking dirty disgusting cum guzzling whores.

-Ant.

[mocha latte cupcake]

but wait... ant... wheres the joke? :thinking: :lmfao:

[twinj]

I called a few of my ex g'fs and told them I was a HIV+ and they should prob get checked out....I never told them april fools. lol Let them bitches have a wonderful fucking day! MUH HAHAHAH fucking dirty disgusting cum guzzling whores.

-Ant.

I might have to steal that one,lol.

[The Ninja]

This is the reason I'm not answering the phone... only responding to texts. Fuckin crazy bitches tellin me they're pregnant.....that shit is not cool. Makes me wanna choke-a-bitch.

[twinj]

No good jokes, guess I will check back by the end of the night.

[Master Shake]

no, i'm pranking people with i'm pregnant or i wanna be pregnant. the one person knew i was full of shit and i had to tell them it was april fool's.thats the stupid idea.

no wonder not many people like you and think you're a whore.

not a joke.:no:

[Buttons]

thats the stupid idea.

no wonder not many people like you and think you're a whore.

not a joke.:no:

wow. it was a joke. other people laughed. you are just uptight.

[Master Shake]

wow. it was a joke. other people laughed. you are just uptight.child support isn't funny.

and being tight?
i bet you couldn't say that.

[Vteckidd]

i told everyone i was pregnant

[Buttons]

child support isn't funny.

i didn't tell any of the guys that they were fathers. i just told them my man & i got pregnant. and they were just close friends and they felt really bad for me.

i'm not so much of a slut i have to tell multiple guys they are the father, and they actually believe me.

[Buttons]

and being tight?
i bet you couldn't say that.


you can't for sure. :goodjob:

[Buttons]

i told everyone i was pregnant

i believe you. who's the father? or would it be mother?

[Vteckidd]

i believe you. who's the father? or would it be mother?
i see what you did thuuuuuurrr

[Buttons]

i see what you did thuuuuuurrr

*leghump*
:D

[collins]

i would put collins out of his misery with a bullet quicker than he could say, "are you jo---" http://i447.photobucket.com/albums/qq194/brantnew/BoomHeadShot.gifdude, u my boy and all, but you really must be dyslexic. that had my name written NOWHERE on it ;)

[Master Shake]

you can't for sure. :goodjob:lol. at least i'm not the only one.

so, is it like shaking a stick in a trash can?

[Buttons]

lol. at least i'm not the only one.

so, is it like shaking a stick in a trash can?

yepp, sure is. you nailed it. and by trash can, do you mean the industrial size dumpster?

[Master Shake]

yepp, sure is. you nailed it. and by trash can, do you mean the industrial size dumpster?i'm a virgin.

and i'd seen a pic of you...

i'd hit it.










with a bat.

[Buttons]

i'm a virgin.

and i'd seen a pic of you...

i'd hit it.










with a bat.

wtf are you talking about? are we even on the same subject here?

[Master Shake]

wtf are you talking about? are we even on the same subject here?you said i nailed it.

i said i'm a virgin.

but i would tap that ass.



with a bat.

need anything else to clear things up?

[Buttons]

you said i nailed it.

i said i'm a virgin.

but i would tap that ass.



with a bat.

need anything else to clear things up?

what would you being a virgin have to with anything?

i mean we know you haven't had sex with another girl, but you can't deny all the guys that have been up in that.

[Jason..]

Someone called you pretty...
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[Master Shake]

what would you being a virgin have to with anything?

i mean we know you haven't had sex with another girl, but you can't deny all the guys that have been up in that.you must not have got the part where i said i was a virgin.

so no, the guys have not "been up in that"

[Buttons]

you must not have got the part where i said i was a virgin.

so no, the guys have not "been up in that"

i really don't believe. you act really :gay:

or are you insinuating that even gay guys wouldn't touch you?

[TheGodfather]

Worst name on a forum ever, has to go to Buttons.

God that's stupid.

And reps to Tran for being fucking hilarious.

[Master Shake]

i really don't believe. you act really :gay:

or are you insinuating that even gay guys wouldn't touch you?i may act gay, but there are things called metro, which is a straight guy with girly features.

you.

you're just a whore.

and you act like it too.


TheGodFather,
returned.

[XLR8NMR2]

my best friends girl planted a used condom inside the trash can and he got home and saw it now he thinks she's cheating....what he doesn't know it's one bring april fools joke and he keeps calling me asking me about her...lol

[Jason..]

My transmission guy told me my transmission case was busted..

[TheGodfather]

My doctor called and told me I had teh AIDS.

I was like omgwtfbbq?!!?

He called back an hour later saying, loljk no AIDS, and hung up.

I hate him.

[SiRed94]

I told my neighbor I would come look at his car later today... LOL

[Jason..]

I told my neighbor I would come look at his car later today... LOLlol

[man]

a i got a few.

i told afriend cops were on his porch with flash lights.

my friends were high and i told them obama got shot.

and i gave a note to a friend in the library tonight and pointed at a girl here and said she wrote it. he talked to her and she laughed at him

haha, who?

[§treet_§peed]

i told everyone i was pregnantwhere's the news there? everyone knows your a slut

[Crazy Asian]

I think your pretty Autumn



































































































































































































Wrong. April Fools.

[antiDrift240]

I think your pretty Autumn



































































































































































































Wrong. April Fools.

"your" is the correct term.



































































































































































































Wrong. April Fools.

[teh bri]

Ugh i hate the April fools day.
Besides it being a sad rough day for brett..

I hate the jokes.