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Catnip
03-31-2009, 08:51 PM
AND I GET HOME. I'M THINKING TO MYSELF, "SELF, WE'RE ABOUT TO EAT." LIKE A TRUE FAT ASS, FOOD WAS ON MY MIND. I FEEL THIS WAS THE REASON I RECEIVED MY NEXT CALL...



OF ALL PEOPLE, CACTUSEG CALLS ME. RIGHT WHEN I'M THINKING ABOUT FOOD.

WHO'DA THUNK IT? NO LIE. MY FAT ASS NEMISIS, BIGGERTHANACACTUSEG CALLS ME.

HE STARTS STUTTERING LIKE ALWAYS. HE ASKS, "IS THIS EH EH EH EVAN... EVAN... CG... EVAN... CG EVAN??"
I RESPOND WITH "YES"
AFTER A LITTLE MORE STUTTERING, HE FINALLY TELLS ME THE PERSON SPEAKING IS CACTUSEG. HE SAID SOME GAY ASS NAME, BUT I WAS THINKING ABOUT FOOD SO I DIDN'T CARE.
HE THEN ACCUSED ME OF TALKING SHIT AND SAYING SLANDEROUS COMMENTS ABOUT HIM.
OF COURSE I DID, SO I REPLIED WITH, "ALWAYS"

AFTER SOME STUTTERING, FROM WHAT I ASSUME WAS FRIGHT... OR BECAUSE HE WAS EATING, HE TOLD ME TO COME TO WALMART AND "FUCK THAT GREEN INTEGRA"


GREAT STORY HUH? IT'S TRUE.
MachNU
03-31-2009, 08:52 PM
i am sorry but this story just redeemed you tonight.... :lmao:

go to wal-mart and tell him to meet you by the twinke's that way you both know where to go!
dabuilding
03-31-2009, 08:56 PM
haha r u gonna go?????
Catnip
03-31-2009, 08:58 PM
HAIL NO. I ONLY GO TO WALMART FOR TWO THINGS










AND WE ALL KNOW HE HAS EATEN THEM BOTH.
IMPORTchic
03-31-2009, 08:59 PM
HAIL NO. I ONLY GO TO WALMART FOR TWO THINGS



AND WE ALL KNOW HE HAS EATEN THEM BOTH.

3 things dear! ;)
dabuilding
03-31-2009, 09:00 PM
haha come on evan i hope u aint scared? Id like to go, i got some cheese popcorn and a chair id like to sit down and watch the twinkys fly lol
Catnip
03-31-2009, 09:00 PM
3 things dear! ;)

THOSE ARE ON HIS B/F COCK AS WE SPEAK
IMPORTchic
03-31-2009, 09:00 PM
THOSE ARE IN HIS BUTT AS WE SPEAK
Flip flops?! :thinking:




lol wut?

:lmao:
HeLLo iM iZzY
03-31-2009, 09:01 PM
Did he really give you a call dude? LOL.
IMPORTchic
03-31-2009, 09:01 PM
Btw. You FAIL with editing posts! LOL
Catnip
03-31-2009, 09:01 PM
Flip flops?! :thinking:




lol wut?

:lmao:


I THOUGHT THE THREE THINGS WERE CONDOMS, KY JELLY, AND DONUTS
Catnip
03-31-2009, 09:02 PM
Did he really give you a call dude? LOL.

I SAID NO LIE.

LOL.
JUST AS REAL AS YOU AND JETHE CALLED ME
IMPORTchic
03-31-2009, 09:05 PM
I THOUGHT THE THREE THINGS WERE CONDOMS, KY JELLY, AND DONUTS

Condoms...??
KY....check!
Donuts....Krispy Kreme FTMFW!
Catnip
03-31-2009, 09:06 PM
Condoms...??
KY....check!
Donuts....Krispy Kreme FTMFW!

LOLOL ;)
HeLLo iM iZzY
03-31-2009, 09:07 PM
How did he get your number?
Catnip
03-31-2009, 09:08 PM
How did he get your number?

CLASSIFIEDS. HE LIKES TO LOOK AT STUFF HE COULD NEVER AFFORD. PROBABLY RAN ACROSS MY AD AND SAW MY NUMBER
AlanŽ
03-31-2009, 09:09 PM
lol people are idiots and fuck the mullet havin mustang drivin ass cracka in this thread
HeLLo iM iZzY
03-31-2009, 09:10 PM
I bet he blocked his number when he called, lol.
Catnip
03-31-2009, 09:11 PM
I bet he blocked his number when he called, lol.


YEA, PRIVATE... LIKE HIS PENIS. POOR GUY
Catnip
03-31-2009, 10:59 PM
bump
IMPORTchic
04-01-2009, 08:42 AM
fail. lol
lcortes32
04-01-2009, 02:18 PM
fail. lol

OWNED..!!:lmfao:
AnthonyF
04-01-2009, 02:26 PM
lol Get him Evan.

-Ant.
xdavidscenex
04-01-2009, 02:27 PM
wtf. lol
gtrmonkey
04-01-2009, 02:42 PM
"FUCK THAT GREEN INTEGRA" :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :thinking: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
blacknightteg
04-01-2009, 02:49 PM
funny not found....
Catnip
04-01-2009, 03:15 PM
funny not found....


YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY.