" the moral of this story is "

[The Golden Child]

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many pleasant views of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.










"Always keep your condoms in your car"

[quickdodge®]

OLD AS HELL!

Later, QD.

[man]

Bwahaha, nice

[quickdodge®]

But funny. +85 for you for a good try. Later, QD.

[djmaddmartin]

Oh damn.

[B16a2 Civic]

:lmao:

[collins]

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! THATS FUCKIN GREAT!!!!! i havent heard that one b4. awesome find man. oh god. wow. +1 man. +1 indeed.

[7Mpower89]

I would have failed...

[Tbird_guy]

thats phucked up right there....

[The Golden Child]

But funny. +85 for you for a good try. Later, QD.

ty QD

[The Golden Child]

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! THATS FUCKIN GREAT!!!!! i havent heard that one b4. awesome find man. oh god. wow. +1 man. +1 indeed.

ty collins

[quickdodge®]

Not a problem. Later, QD.

[uproot]

hahaha now that right there is funny

[collins]

ya heard?

[Dragonfly5338]

rofl, that joke made it into cosmo last month as one of the "dirty guy confessions"

[Scrappy]

thats where i read it! ^ i was looking for it in my email trying to figure out where...

[The Golden Child]

thats where i read it! ^ i was looking for it in my email trying to figure out where...

now u got it .. :D

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

nnicve try, but definately old!

[The Golden Child]

nnicve try, but definately old!

yea but still find it amusing

[Kevykev]

Wow Great Story! Very Nice, Seemed very real!

Not a bad Idea though!

[babygurl]

i just read that on a website yesterday :)

[The Golden Child]

Wow Great Story! Very Nice, Seemed very real!

Not a bad Idea though!

thought it was real too .. but you never know ..

[AWD OWNZ U]

lol

[Jimmy B]

I would have failed...

i would have too

i woulda ben rawdawgin it.. :idb: :lickpuss: :la:

it is old though.. reall old..

[Bishop]

hahahaha