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On_Her_Face
03-18-2009, 12:19 AM
I found this on fmylife.com

Tell me whats wrong with this..

Today, I spent a solid four hours and over one hundred dollars preparing a nice fancy meal for my new girlfriend. A delicious three pound rack of ribs with a sweet and sour marinate. Steam broccoli with melted cheese. Home made buttermilk biscuits. I serve the meal. She doesn't eat beef. FML


Edit: Yes I spelled idiot wrong in the title. Fuck off, flu narcotics > me.

redrumracer
03-18-2009, 12:23 AM
First off how do you not know your gf doesn't eat beef? 2nd not sure but 3lbs of meat sounds like a whole fucking lot of damn meat for 2 people.

redpanda
03-18-2009, 12:23 AM
most if not all of the entries are fake anyway

On_Her_Face
03-18-2009, 12:23 AM
First off how do you not know your gf doesn't eat beef? 2nd not sure but 3lbs of meat sounds like a whole fucking lot of damn meat for 2 people.

No.

BobbyFresco
03-18-2009, 12:24 AM
Ribs not beef?

redrumracer
03-18-2009, 12:25 AM
the sweet and sour sauce?

On_Her_Face
03-18-2009, 12:26 AM
Ribs not beef?

Winner winner chicken dinner.

Ok, all you other retards can leave this thread.

SicStang03
03-18-2009, 12:50 AM
ruffles

Motivation
03-18-2009, 01:04 AM
ummm... You know there is such thing as beef ribs?

SicStang03
03-18-2009, 01:06 AM
^ they look like they are from a dinosaur!!

MINI
03-18-2009, 01:14 AM
Yall are all fucking idiots!

It says he cooked it. We all know that bitches stay in the damn kitchen.

Noobs.

Motivation
03-18-2009, 01:25 AM
Yall are all fucking idiots!

It says he cooked it. We all know that bitches stay in the damn kitchen.

Noobs.

Then why are you on IA and not in the kitchen? :eek:

aguynamedpat
03-18-2009, 01:28 AM
Then why are you on IA and not in the kitchen? :eek:

OSNAP.

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 01:28 AM
^^^I am not motivated by the above listed sig

Frög
03-18-2009, 01:29 AM
mmmm beef ribs.. I eat them all the time..

http://www.garryhoward.com/backwoods/backwoods30.jpg

http://www.stephthegrillinggourmet.com/Smoked%20Beef%20Ribs%202.jpg

http://www.stephthegrillinggourmet.com/Smoked%20Beef%20Ribs%204.jpg

I am hungry now..

What were yall saying? :D

stillaneon
03-18-2009, 01:30 AM
ummm... You know there is such thing as beef ribs?


ummm... You know that you are wrong?

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,beef_ribs,FF.html

Frög
03-18-2009, 01:32 AM
ummm... You know that you are wrong?

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,beef_ribs,FF.html


:thinking:

http://www.thesmokering.com/BeefRibs/default.jsp

stillaneon
03-18-2009, 01:33 AM
:thinking:

http://www.thesmokering.com/BeefRibs/default.jsp


Why the ":thinking: "

Frög
03-18-2009, 01:33 AM
BEEF:

http://www.thesmokering.com/RibRoast/images/RibRoast.JPG

Frög
03-18-2009, 01:35 AM
Why the ":thinking: "






ummm... You know there is such thing as beef ribs?

ummm... You know that you are wrong?

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,beef_ribs,FF.html

Aren't you two saying the same thing?

Motivation
03-18-2009, 01:36 AM
ummm... You know that you are wrong?

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,beef_ribs,FF.html

:thinking:

I said that there was a such thing as beef ribs. They stated above that ribs were not beef...

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 01:36 AM
lots of beef in this thread, somebody gone get shot

Motivation
03-18-2009, 01:37 AM
Aren't you two saying the same thing?

That's what I thought... :???:

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 01:37 AM
Why the ":thinking: "

:thinking: I'm confused :thinking:

Frög
03-18-2009, 01:39 AM
:thinking:

I said that there was a such thing as beef ribs. They stated above that ribs were not beef...




ummm... You know there is such thing as beef ribs?

ummm... You know that you are wrong?

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,beef_ribs,FF.html

Read the red sentence really slow..

Catnip
03-18-2009, 01:40 AM
Jenny Craig will be yo freak, but my bank account will stay obese.

Motivation
03-18-2009, 01:42 AM
Jenny Craig will be yo freak, but my bank account will stay obese.

That's cause you are scared to go anywhere cause you would have to spend too much money on fuel. :taun:

stillaneon
03-18-2009, 01:43 AM
Aren't you two saying the same thing?

I was stating that beef ribs, while not as popular as pork, do exist and are quite tasty...

Motivation
03-18-2009, 01:45 AM
I was stating that beef ribs, while not as popular as pork, do exist and are quite tasty...

Then why did you say I was wrong? :dunno:

Catnip
03-18-2009, 01:49 AM
That's cause you are scared to go anywhere cause you would have to spend too much money on fuel. :taun:

Fixing that soon ;)




:gay:

Frög
03-18-2009, 01:50 AM
I was stating that beef ribs, while not as popular as pork, do exist and are quite tasty...


ARE YOU HIGH?



ummm... You know there is such thing as beef ribs?

ummm... You know that you are wrong?

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,beef_ribs,FF.html

Read the red sentence really slow..

SicStang03
03-18-2009, 01:50 AM
I was stating that beef ribs, while not as popular as pork, do exist and are quite tasty...

you fail

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 01:52 AM
FROG ur reading it WRONG!~!

Frög
03-18-2009, 01:53 AM
FROG ur reading it WRONG!~!

:lmfao: you are going to confuse him..

SicStang03
03-18-2009, 01:53 AM
LMFAO

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 01:53 AM
Since we have erroneous reading comprehension in this thread, let me mod this sentence.


Originally Posted by Motivation
ummm... You know, there is such a thing as beef ribs?

FROG, re-read ur re-read sentence please.

Frög
03-18-2009, 01:56 AM
Since we have erroneous reading comprehension in this thread, let me mod this sentence.


Originally Posted by Motivation
ummm... You know, there is such thing a as beef ribs?

FROG, re-read ur re-read sentence please.

Um wut?

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 01:57 AM
wait, wait... why is stillaneon talkin to motivation when frog started it? Somebody over-posted something...

SicStang03
03-18-2009, 01:57 AM
Since we have erroneous reading comprehension in this thread, let me mod this sentence.


Originally Posted by Motivation
ummm... You know, there is such a thing as beef ribs?

FROG, re-read ur re-read sentence please.

what's wrong with his sentence? Now I am getting confused and feel dumber thanks to this thread

SicStang03
03-18-2009, 01:58 AM
wait, wait... why is stillaneon talkin to motivation when frog started it? Somebody over-posted something...

You just fell out of the fail tree with stillaneon and hit every branch on the way down :lmfao:

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 01:58 AM
*leaving the thread*

Frög
03-18-2009, 01:58 AM
a
wait, wait... why is stillaneon talkin to motivation when frog started it? Somebody over-posted something...

Re-read through the thread.. It will make sense..

I am right, Motivation is right, Stillaneon is HIGH on crack today, and I think you must of taken a hit as well.. :lmfao:

SicStang03
03-18-2009, 01:59 AM
I can't stop laughing!!!

sweet baby jesus!!

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 02:00 AM
readin to fast... been online for 9hours... plus fukin homework... yea to many drugz

Frög
03-18-2009, 02:02 AM
I can't stop laughing!!!

sweet baby jesus!!

Same here! LOL


readin to fast... been online for 9hours... plus fukin homework... yea to many drugz

HAHAH :lmfao:

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 02:02 AM
blew my high....

Frög
03-18-2009, 02:03 AM
blew my high....

My bad homie! Speaking of which, BRB..

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 02:05 AM
post 16,17,18 made me say stupid ish. lol all tha :thinking:'s

stephen
03-18-2009, 04:55 PM
I can't stop laughing!!!

sweet baby jesus!!



LIRL!!!! this has to be one of the funniest threads ever

blaknoize
03-18-2009, 05:12 PM
I just NOW saw post 20. My bad frog. lol

willum14pb
03-18-2009, 05:24 PM
Winner winner chicken dinner.

Ok, all you other retards can leave this thread.

EDIT:

It appears that christophe has already corrected this obvious flaw in billy's post. So i will simply respond with this.

"where's the beef?"

IN THA RIBS MUTHA FUCKA.

BobbyFresco
03-18-2009, 05:26 PM
They have beef ribs. Not all ribs are taken from a pig, fyi. So this statement makes you an idiot.

http://www.google.com/#hl=en&q=beef+ribs&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=beef+ribs&fp=Il72y216oug

good job billy. good job.



Stfu, pet eater.

willum14pb
03-18-2009, 05:29 PM
Stfu, pet eater.

LMFAO HOLY SHIT THAT SIG MAN. AHAHAHAHA.

BobbyFresco
03-18-2009, 05:33 PM
LMFAO HOLY SHIT THAT SIG MAN. AHAHAHAHA.

LOL...not the reaction I was expecting but ok...:lmfao:

BKgen®
03-18-2009, 05:35 PM
mmmm beef ribs.. I eat them all the time..

http://www.garryhoward.com/backwoods/backwoods30.jpg

http://www.stephthegrillinggourmet.com/Smoked%20Beef%20Ribs%202.jpg

http://www.stephthegrillinggourmet.com/Smoked%20Beef%20Ribs%204.jpg

I am hungry now..

What were yall saying? :D

HOLY SHIT WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THOSE FUCKING RIBS?!? HOT DAMN.

SicStang03
03-18-2009, 05:43 PM
SHAMWOW!!

RandomGuy
03-18-2009, 06:57 PM
http://www.fmylife.com/sex/391986

Frög
03-18-2009, 07:00 PM
I just NOW saw post 20. My bad frog. lol

LOL I thought you were kidding at first!

The Ninja
03-18-2009, 07:39 PM
ruffles

Mmmmmm.... Ruffles......

RL...
03-18-2009, 07:57 PM
If you are going out with a chick you should know whether she eats meat or not...honestly...I would dump a ho