My Stomach...

[90_ACCORD]

is torn up.

im not sure what i ate that did this but damn.

[MINI]

is it like a blinder or a masheti feeling?

[Random Hero]

Just go poop dude.

[blaknoize]

what about ur mom? WUT

[90_ACCORD]

is it like a blinder or a masheti feeling?

not really sure how to explain it. i got bubble guts and keep having to run to the bathroom

[90_ACCORD]

Just go poop dude.

i have been for the past couple hours...ive just given up on leaving. im spending the night in here.

[Master Shake]

eat anything spicy?

[roche]

Happens to me all the time dude. I have IBS, spastic colon, and I'm lactose intolerant. I know how it goes.

Wipe with tp and then a baby wipe cause your ass will get raw. And after you think you're finished, wipe, do 20 jumping jacks, wait a min, and sit back down. It'll bring the next wave quicker.

Hope that helps.

[Catnip]

Happens to me all the time dude. I have IBS, spastic colon, and I'm lactose intolerant. I know how it goes.

Wipe with tp and then a baby wipe cause your ass will get raw. And after you think you're finished, wipe, do 20 jumping jacks, wait a min, and sit back down. It'll bring the next wave quicker.

Hope that helps.


LOLOLOL

[90_ACCORD]

eat anything spicy?

I had flaming hot cheetos but that was awhile before my stomach started getting like this


Happens to me all the time dude. I have IBS, spastic colon, and I'm lactose intolerant. I know how it goes.

Wipe with tp and then a baby wipe cause your ass will get raw. And after you think you're finished, wipe, do 20 jumping jacks, wait a min, and sit back down. It'll bring the next wave quicker.

Hope that helps.

I hope your kidding about the jumping jacks. Funny as hell if it would really work but i dont see it happening. hahaha

[Master Shake]

I had flaming hot cheetos but that was awhile before my stomach started getting like this



I hope your kidding about the jumping jacks. Funny as hell if it would really work but i dont see it happening. hahahasometimes it takes am min to really hit, but it could be the problem. i know everytime i eat, within an hour, i take a shit.

and i eat about 4-6 meals a day.

[roche]

I do it all the time.

[roche]

I shit about 5 times a day on average.

[Nubz]

just take a laxative. then give a good push
just watch out. your intestines might come to

[Master Shake]

just take a laxative. then give a good push
just watch out. your intestines might come tolike that one chick in the vid posted in the RLD?

[Nubz]

haha yeah. but she took it in the ass so much. so kinda different

[Master Shake]

haha yeah. but she took it in the ass so much. so kinda different:lmfao:

either way, intestines were flying out.

[90_ACCORD]

just take a laxative. then give a good push
just watch out. your intestines might come to

the toilet wouldnt be big enough to hold everything if it came out in one push. I really dont want to clog it.

[90_ACCORD]

haha yeah. but she took it in the ass so much. so kinda different

haha dude you spend a lot of time in there

[Master Shake]

the toilet wouldnt be big enough to hold everything if it came out in one push. I really dont want to clog it.its cool man, that foaming drano stuff works pretty well.

[Nubz]

thats why you courtesy flush in the middle of shitting. trust me. i do it all the time

[hondachik]

the toilet wouldnt be big enough to hold everything if it came out in one push. I really dont want to clog it.

Just flush it in the middle of your push. :goodjob:


BTW baby wipes do work. I keep Charmin wipes in the bathroom & I don't get up from taking a shit without using a wet wipe. They make you ass feel cleaner and you won't get shit stains or have a sore/crusty ass hours later. :D

[90_ACCORD]

yeah i jusy have a fear the water will go to high and my ass will drown in my own shit

[Nubz]

yeah i jusy have a fear the water will go to high and my ass will drown in my own shit
wow. theres nothing you can do about that..umm just go shit in the tub..

[Master Shake]

wow. theres nothing you can do about that..umm just go shit in the tub..remove the drain grate before you do it.

[hondachik]

yeah i jusy have a fear the water will go to high and my ass will drown in my own shit

Go use the outhouse.

[Nubz]

yeah. and have a little water flow. you dont want it getting cloged in there.

[90_ACCORD]

Go use the outhouse.

i like this idea better. actually i think ill go find the mailbox of someone i dont like and leave them a little something

even if i use the tub there still is cleanup

and think what if you fell in it before you got away from the tub. not something i want to deal with

outhouse/mailbox it is ha

[Nubz]

go to your neighbors house and just clog theres up. dont even flush. just shit. say thank you and leave

[hondachik]

I suggest you go to cg_evan or XLR8NMR2's mailbox. Just a tthought.

[Master Shake]

go to your neighbors house and just clog theres up. dont even flush. just shit. say thank you and leavehome depot. or lowes.
the display models.

[90_ACCORD]

go to your neighbors house and just clog theres up. dont even flush. just shit. say thank you and leave

the jewish people or the fire crotch?


btw i do not discriminate against either

[90_ACCORD]

home depot. or lowes.
the display models.

ha ill leave a little something in each one

[Nubz]

the jewish people or the fire crotch?


btw i do not discriminate against either

the jews. isnt there like 9 of them. they have to have a good bit of toilets and toilet paper. and baby wipes. so youre set

[blaknoize]

shit in a sink

[90_ACCORD]

the jews. isnt there like 9 of them. they have to have a good bit of toilets and toilet paper. and baby wipes. so youre set

very true...lets just hope none walk in. that would make for a pretty awkward meeting

[90_ACCORD]

shit in a sink

and how is that a good idea?

[Master Shake]

shit in a sinkin lowes.

during the busiest time!:lmfao:

[Nubz]

shoot. he came over when we installed your subs. so he knows you. just maybe not good enought to shit in his toilet

[hondachik]

Just don't shit in Wal-Mart.

[Master Shake]

Just don't shit in Wal-Mart.you'll get crabs.

[90_ACCORD]

Just don't shit in Wal-Mart.

why?

what did you do in there?

[90_ACCORD]

shoot. he came over when we installed your subs. so he knows you. just maybe not good enought to shit in his toilet

yeah...but he seems pretty nice so you never know...ill let you what happens tho:D

[hondachik]

why?

what did you do in there?

I work there. And I get tired of walking in the bathroom to see shit on the toilet seat, on the floor, the walls, and pieces of shit tissue on the floor from where the person missed the toilet with it. I mean seriously, we have toilet seat covers & antibacterial spray in each stall, so why the fuck were u squatting to take a shit? spray the seat, put down the seat cover, then sit your wide ass down. it doesn't make sense to place shit everywhere.




damn caucasians.

[Master Shake]

I work there. And I get tired of walking in the bathroom to see shit on the toilet seat, on the floor, the walls, and pieces of shit tissue on the floor from where the person missed the toilet with it. I mean seriously, we have toilet seat covers & antibacterial spray in each stall, so why the fuck were u squatting to take a shit? spray the seat, put down the seat cover, then shit your wide ass down. it doesn't make sense to place shit everywhere.




damn caucasians.bwahahahahahah

are you on maintenance or something?
i used to work at a wal-mart. man...er...wo-man....fuck that shit. fuck wal-mart.

[90_ACCORD]

I work there. And I get tired of walking in the bathroom to see shit on the toilet seat, on the floor, the walls, and pieces of shit tissue on the floor from where the person missed the toilet with it. I mean seriously, we have toilet seat covers & antibacterial spray in each stall, so why the fuck were u squatting to take a shit? spray the seat, put down the seat cover, then sit your wide ass down. it doesn't make sense to place shit everywhere.




damn caucasians.

haha wow how do people miss the damn toilet.

and who says it the white people. I take offense to that. I have never missed the toilet *knocks on wood as he sits on toilet*

[Master Shake]

haha wow how do people miss the damn toilet.

and who says it the white people. I take offense to that. I have never missed the toilet *knocks on wood as he sits on toilet*the hovering act?

[90_ACCORD]

the hovering act?

haha if your gonna hover atleast lift the seat to make a bigger target. I mean you dont need it anyway if your gonna hover

[blaknoize]

and how is that a good idea?

u must not be an experienced shitter. Sinks max out at 40lbs. U aint no?

[Master Shake]

haha if your gonna hover atleast lift the seat to make a bigger target. I mean you dont need it anyway if your gonna hoveryou're in wal-mart. are you gonna worry that much if you hit the seat a little bit?

[hondachik]

bwahahahahahah

are you on maintenance or something?
i used to work at a wal-mart. man...er...wo-man....fuck that shit. fuck wal-mart.

No I'm a Cashier, and I'm pregnant. So I make frequent trips to the bathroom.

[blaknoize]

No I'm a Cashier, and I'm pregnant. So I make frequent trips to the bathroom.

I SUPPOSE the womens restroom is cleaner. U know what u should do (as I've been in only 1 womans restroom :ninja: ) u should take pics of that said restroom so we can compare and contrast

[hondachik]

haha wow how do people miss the damn toilet.

and who says it the white people. I take offense to that. I have never missed the toilet *knocks on wood as he sits on toilet*

Because we have 1 black folks Wal-Mart and 3 white folks Wal-Mart. I happen to work at the white folks Wal-Mart....and black people tend to wait til they get home to take a shit. Except for me, I can't hold my shit in any longer since I'm pregnant...I blow it up @ work just because when I walk out the stall with my belly poking out, to others it all of a sudden doesn't smell so bad in there. A pregnant woman taking a shit should be cute. :yes:

[blaknoize]

Because we have 1 black folks...

cant be pluralin unpluralible words

[90_ACCORD]

A pregnant woman taking a shit should be cute. :yes:

sorry i dont think so




btw i went against what i knew was right and i decided to eat

but double stuffed oreos FTMFW

[hondachik]

cant be pluralin unpluralible words


I live in the south, I can get away with that.

[90_ACCORD]

I live in the south, I can get away with that.

and no ones gonna hit a pregnant chick if you really piss them off

well atleast i would hope no one would hit one.

[Master Shake]

No I'm a Cashier, and I'm pregnant. So I make frequent trips to the bathroom.and you think the guys are nasty? seems like the women are just as bad....

[blaknoize]

and no ones gonna hit a pregnant chick if you really piss them off

well atleast i would hope no one would hit one.

id hit her, yes I fukin would. She got pregnant for SOME reason. BISH gonna be takin it all night. THEN shit

[90_ACCORD]

id hit her, yes I fukin would. She got pregnant for SOME reason. BISH gonna be takin it all night. THEN shit

NO FALCON PUNCH

thats just wrong

[blaknoize]

I live in the south, I can get away with that.

I HAVE AUTHORITY OVER U, NO U CANNOT!!! AND U LIVE IN SHITTY COLUMBUS, GA. TF IS IN COLUMBUS, GA? WAT, U? WUT?

[90_ACCORD]

and you think the guys are nasty? seems like the women are just as bad....

i worked at a kroger for awhile and i have to say the girls room always smelled 100000000 times worse than the guys. sadly i had to clean them every time i got in trouble.

[Master Shake]

i worked at a kroger for awhile and i have to say the girls room always smelled 100000000 times worse than the guys. sadly i had to clean them every time i got in trouble.bwahahahahahaha. you stayed in trouble a lot didn't you?:lmfao:

[90_ACCORD]

bwahahahahahaha. you stayed in trouble a lot didn't you?:lmfao:

Maybe:ninja:

[Master Shake]

Maybe:ninja:ahhh....yea you did! you can't :ninja: that

[hondachik]

So..I just took a shit :D



BTW, I meant I make frequent trips to the bathroom to pee, not to take shits. I only shit at work maybe once or twice a week tops. And its only after I can't hold it in any longer.

[90_ACCORD]

ahhh....yea you did! you can't :ninja: that

ha i didnt have to do it every single time. we had a lady that did it on a regular basis but i always worked nights and for some reason the girls didnt know how to keep it clean then they would complain about how bad the smell was.

shit always pissed me off. then again i didnt do a good job cleaning it myself

[90_ACCORD]

So..I just took a shit :D


*goes for high five*

[Master Shake]

ha i didnt have to do it every single time. we had a lady that did it on a regular basis but i always worked nights and for some reason the girls didnt know how to keep it clean then they would complain about how bad the smell was.

shit always pissed me off. then again i didnt do a good job cleaning it myselfi don't even know where its at. and i bet i know what that "smell" was, lol.

[90_ACCORD]

i don't even know where its at. and i bet i know what that "smell" was, lol.

haha yeah you know

[Master Shake]

haha yeah you knowi think every guy who uses their 8===> knows what that smell is.
:lmfao:

[90_ACCORD]

i think every guy who uses their 8===> knows what that smell is.
:lmfao:

:boobies:

[Master Shake]

:boobies:too bad there isn't a smiley face to put in those tits.

[hondachik]

I walked in the bathroom today and smelled musty pussy. I don't know how u get musty pussy 'meaning the vag smell like underarms, but u could tell it wasn't underarms". That was a first for me, and I hope a last. She works at wal-mart and i know what she looks like so I will make sure not to potty time share with her again.

[90_ACCORD]

too bad there isn't a smiley face to put in those tits.

well i didnt think that pic of me and your mom would be appropriate for this....jk jk jk

[90_ACCORD]

I walked in the bathroom today and smelled musty pussy. I don't know how u get musty pussy 'meaning the vag smell like underarms, but u could tell it wasn't underarms". That was a first for me, and I hope a last. She works at wal-mart and i know what she looks like so I will make sure not to potty time share with her again.

shit call her out on it. let everyone know whats up:lmfao:

[Master Shake]

I walked in the bathroom today and smelled musty pussy. I don't know how u get musty pussy 'meaning the vag smell like underarms, but u could tell it wasn't underarms". That was a first for me, and I hope a last. She works at wal-mart and i know what she looks like so I will make sure not to potty time share with her again.seems like some bitch was gettin her fisting on.

[hondachik]

well i didnt think that pic of me and your mom would be appropriate for this....jk jk jk

If she's Asian then she takes it for a very long time

[Master Shake]

well i didnt think that pic of me and your mom would be appropriate for this....jk jk jk:lmfao::2up:

[Master Shake]

If she's Asian then she takes it for a very long timemy mom is white.

[90_ACCORD]

If she's Asian then she takes it for a very long time

:thinking:

you do know i was talking about motor boating his mom right?

if so then i feel like the dumbass

[hondachik]

my mom is white.

Even better. She fake screams.

[blaknoize]

seems like some bitch was gettin her fisting on.

fistin did improve in 2006 u know as indicated by this graph (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.google.com/trends/viz%3Fq%3D%2522ass%2Bto%2Bmouth%2522,%2B%2522anal% 2Bfisting%2522%26graph%3Dweekly_img%26sa%3DN&imgrefurl=http://www.annotate-it.com/display.php%3Fid%3Dbac5d4ea0f70bb2&usg=__EJba3iH9YnN9Mihsqt7DaHLXM20=&h=260&w=580&sz=25&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=8zD9K_rT8i4H5M:&tbnh=60&tbnw=134&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522ass%2Bto%2Bmouth%2522,%2B%2522an al%2Bfisting%2522%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)

[90_ACCORD]

:lmfao::2up:

haha i kidd

[90_ACCORD]

Even better. She fake screams.

story of my life:cry:

kidding again

[Master Shake]

Even better. She fake screams.i'm sure you would know a lot about faking.

you got a bike helmet under your shirt?

[90_ACCORD]

fistin did improve in 2006 u know as indicated by this graph (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.google.com/trends/viz%3Fq%3D%2522ass%2Bto%2Bmouth%2522,%2B%2522anal% 2Bfisting%2522%26graph%3Dweekly_img%26sa%3DN&imgrefurl=http://www.annotate-it.com/display.php%3Fid%3Dbac5d4ea0f70bb2&usg=__EJba3iH9YnN9Mihsqt7DaHLXM20=&h=260&w=580&sz=25&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=8zD9K_rT8i4H5M:&tbnh=60&tbnw=134&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522ass%2Bto%2Bmouth%2522,%2B%2522an al%2Bfisting%2522%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG)

haha WTF they actually made a graph. I hope that poll they took was anonymous

[hondachik]

Switzerland gets more ass than the USA

[Master Shake]

fistin did improve in 2006 u know as indicated by this graph (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.google.com/trends/viz%3Fq%3D%2522ass%2Bto%2Bmouth%2522,%2B%2522anal% 2Bfisting%2522%26graph%3Dweekly_img%26sa%3DN&imgrefurl=http://www.annotate-it.com/display.php%3Fid%3Dbac5d4ea0f70bb2&usg=__EJba3iH9YnN9Mihsqt7DaHLXM20=&h=260&w=580&sz=25&hl=en&start=1&tbnid=8zD9K_rT8i4H5M:&tbnh=60&tbnw=134&prev=/images%3Fq%3D%2522ass%2Bto%2Bmouth%2522,%2B%2522an al%2Bfisting%2522%26gbv%3D2%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DG):lm fao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmf ao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfa o::lmfao:

[90_ACCORD]

i'm sure you would know a lot about faking.

you got a bike helmet under your shirt?

yeah maybe if you had just sat there he would have given up before that happened

[hondachik]

i'm sure you would know a lot about faking.

you got a bike helmet under your shirt?

Nope. And I don't fake. A BF with a large penis FTW

[90_ACCORD]

Switzerland gets more ass than the USA

you know why

cuz we have these damn forums to sit on all night instead of doing more productive things

[Master Shake]

Nope. And I don't fake. A BF with a large penis FTWhe on the double dosage of enzyte?

[90_ACCORD]

Nope. And I don't fake. A BF with a large penis FTW

ok hondachiks BF needs to stop using her S/N

[Master Shake]

this is not considered as having a large penis.

[hondachik]

he on the double dosage of enzyte?

Um no. He has stamina without the drugs. He actually outlasts me. Trust me, if his dick wasn't worth shit I wouldn't have kept fucking him & the kid would have been aborted.

[90_ACCORD]

this is not considered as having a large penis.

haha i dont even want to know how you managed to find that.

unless it was your last years halloween costume:ninja:

[hondachik]

this is not considered as having a large penis.

Sorry, my penis isn't white.

[Master Shake]

Um no. He has stamina without the drugs. He actually outlasts me. Trust me, if his dick wasn't worth shit I wouldn't have kept fucking him & the kid would have been aborted.maybe he's keeping a secret....:ninja:

[90_ACCORD]

Um no. He has stamina without the drugs. He actually outlasts me. Trust me, if his dick wasn't worth shit I wouldn't have kept fucking him & the kid would have been aborted.

stamina and size are different things

[Master Shake]

Sorry, my penis isn't white.ewww.....you're a herm.

[90_ACCORD]

Sorry, my penis isn't white.

you have both

or this his her BF using her S/N

[hondachik]

Lick ass. And no meaning my boyfriend's (aka MY dick) isn't white. Anyways he's at work and doesn't know anything about IA. He isn't quite the computer literate person. He's usually online just looking for an Impala SS to buy, or a shortbed pickup truck. Other than that, nope. Besides, he's at work and doesn't get off til 7am.

[blaknoize]

if his aint white then post up his dick and ur dick cuz I dont believe u

[90_ACCORD]

Lick ass. And no meaning my boyfriend's (aka MY dick) isn't white. Anyways he's at work and doesn't know anything about IA. He isn't quite the computer literate person. He's usually online just looking for an Impala SS to buy, or a shortbed pickup truck. Other than that, nope. Besides, he's at work and doesn't get off til 7am.

sounds like your the man in the relationship

[90_ACCORD]

if his aint white then post up his dick and ur dick cuz I dont believe u

PM her for a pick of his dick cuz personally i dont want to see it

[Master Shake]

haha im now leaving.

[90_ACCORD]

haha im now leaving.

same here

[blaknoize]

lololool bout time I cleared this discussion. GOD

[hondachik]

That was madd gay

[90_ACCORD]

lololool bout time I cleared this discussion. GOD

im sure that was exactly what you were going for. you just want to get the god ole :idb: from honda chicks BF

[hondachik]

He won't get it. I will kill over that dick. Troof.

[blaknoize]

bitch better kill me. I'll go all homo :gay::gay::gay::gay::gay:

[90_ACCORD]

bitch better kill me. I'll go all homo :gay::gay::gay::gay::gay:

should be a good fight

[blaknoize]

should be a good fight better be

[90_ACCORD]

better be

yeah fight for that dick man. :gay:

[SlowsterCivy]

This thread confused me.

Hondachik are you black or white, and is your boyfriend black or white?

[blaknoize]

This thread confused me.

Hondachik are you black or white, and is your boyfriend black or white?

shes blak and ur bf is blak (I suppose)

[SlowsterCivy]

shes blak and ur bf is blak (I suppose)

So they are both black? It doesn't matter. Was just confused with all the reading. I thought she was white.

[blaknoize]

shes from columbus, she could always be white

[90_ACCORD]

i cannot believe it

my stomach is still fucked up. I hardly ate anything today. I am throughly pissed

[gabbysmommy]

Its a Bug its going around my daughter has the bug too.

[90_ACCORD]

Its a Bug its going around my daughter has the bug too.

what bug?

its really annoying and inconvienient

[gabbysmommy]

Its just a lil belly Virus. They told my daughter to drink Gatorade and eat starchy foods.

[blaknoize]

ha ur ass gotta virus

[§treet_§peed]

you might of gotten food poisoning.