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EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 12:38 PM
Today's a special day, you old fuck.

Happy Birthday and crap...

Soon you're gonna be old like JFRO.
Scotsman
03-08-2009, 12:41 PM
Today's a special day, you old fuck.

Happy Birthday.

Soon you're gonna be old like JFRO.or old like me:ninja:
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 12:45 PM
or old like me:ninja:
Most humans don't live to see your age. That's like...having the ability and first-hand knowledge to write a history book.
Scotsman
03-08-2009, 12:45 PM
Most humans don't live to see your age. That's like...having the ability and first-hand knowledge to write a history book.on drinkin! lol
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 12:49 PM
on drinkin! lol
And kilts.
Scotsman
03-08-2009, 12:50 PM
And kilts.and shine:eek:
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 12:52 PM
and shine:eek:
...and buying EF's, doing nothing with them but letting them sit for years, and then turning around and selling them to get an eg :tongue1:
JDMJAYDC2
03-08-2009, 12:59 PM
or selling them and getting a mullet mobile
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 01:01 PM
Camaro?

Dude, wrong thread, but I'm still contemplating that integra I was talkin' about. It's a DC gen with an LS vtec (GSR) head, and some other goodies...I could probably send it to georgia and turn it. He's asking like 3500, last I heard...
Grimm Reeper
03-08-2009, 01:04 PM
Happy Birthday Alan................













skeet :D
Scotsman
03-08-2009, 01:05 PM
or selling them and getting a mullet mobile:goodjob: and where is your EF Joker???????
JDMJAYDC2
03-08-2009, 01:18 PM
ricin up and down buford hwy
Papa_Smurf
03-08-2009, 01:19 PM
birthdays suck, im sick as a fucking dog but thats not even the half of it.

horrible weekend, horrible weekend.

thanks for the b-day wishes though ben, i appreciate it.
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 01:26 PM
:goodjob: and where is your EF Joker???????
Gentlemen...all I'm saying is don't you worry about that... :ninja: Don't you worry about what this west coaster has going on...
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 01:27 PM
birthdays suck, im sick as a fucking dog but thats not even the half of it.

horrible weekend, horrible weekend.

thanks for the b-day wishes though ben, i appreciate it.
Dude, wtf? She turned you down for sex on your birthday weekend? I'mma slap-a-ho...
Papa_Smurf
03-08-2009, 01:27 PM
ben, get on aim
Papa_Smurf
03-08-2009, 01:28 PM
Dude, wtf? She turned you down for sex on your birthday weekend? I'mma slap-a-ho...

lol no and stfu :lmfao:
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 01:30 PM
ben, get on aim
Get on FB. I hate aim...LoL
Papa_Smurf
03-08-2009, 01:33 PM
then i gotta deal with all the faggots trying to talk to me about b-days and shit :(
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 01:44 PM
then i gotta deal with all the faggots trying to talk to me about b-days and shit :(
That's why every year...the day before my birthday, I change the date to Feb 10th. On the 28th, I turn the date back to the 27th. :D
sakasaku
03-08-2009, 01:48 PM
:goodjob: and where is your EF Joker???????


1 of them is sitting in my driveway :goodjob:
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 01:52 PM
1 of them is sitting in my driveway :goodjob:
GOD I can't wait to see that bitch running...

Another is in SC or NC as an SCCA pocket racer (as I like to call them)
Another has been said to have been seen in Macon, OR Dahlonega... Reward to anyone who can find her.
sakasaku
03-08-2009, 02:01 PM
it 180 degrees out, that all thats stopping me!
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 02:05 PM
it 180 degrees out, that all thats stopping me!
...I can see being out a couple degrees, but 180? What were you doin'!?!? And if that's it, bro...get to the driveway. it shouldn't take you but like two hours TOPS...
sakasaku
03-08-2009, 02:16 PM
i didn't do it it who ever change the distributor b4 i got it, i never took it off.
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 02:19 PM
Well, the dizzy is even quicker. That's like...5minutes. Go knock it out and post back.
sakasaku
03-08-2009, 02:35 PM
k i am cleaning the kitchen as soon as im done i will
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 02:38 PM
Good, son...your mom will be proud.
sakasaku
03-08-2009, 02:41 PM
lol she told me to....
EvasiveEF9
03-08-2009, 03:14 PM
/\ = the man
Andy_013
03-08-2009, 09:16 PM
Happy Birthday Alan...
bigdare23
03-09-2009, 06:37 AM
I'm late (as always LOL)


Happy Birthday kid!
Papa_Smurf
03-09-2009, 08:12 AM
lol it's cool, thanks to everyone!
uproot
03-09-2009, 10:12 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/20jlisy.png
EvasiveEF9
03-10-2009, 12:14 AM
Guy, what's that say? My eyes are getting a little old...
uproot
03-10-2009, 01:32 AM
Guy, what's that say? My eyes are getting a little old...

oh, sorry... it says:

happy birthday.
Papa_Smurf
03-10-2009, 12:01 PM
lol thanks buddy/guy
uproot
03-10-2009, 12:04 PM
lol thanks buddy/guy

no problem pal/alan
Papa_Smurf
03-10-2009, 01:33 PM
no problem pal/alan

so, you must have found that receipt by cleaning out your car...

and if you cleaned the interior of your car YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!



that shit is always messy as fuck :yes:
bigdare23
03-10-2009, 01:56 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/20jlisy.png


Always trying to one up someone chump!
cwhiteboy
03-11-2009, 12:46 AM
oh, sorry... it says:

happy birthday.

:lmfao: Fucking priceless.

BTW - how old are you now Alan, 19,20?
cwhiteboy
03-11-2009, 12:50 AM
I guess I should have checked your profile first. Haha.
Papa_Smurf
03-11-2009, 10:01 AM
haha im 25 mike.
uproot
03-11-2009, 10:28 PM
so, you must have found that receipt by cleaning out your car...

and if you cleaned the interior of your car YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!



that shit is always messy as fuck :yes:

:crazy: