George Bush is a #$&^)$&!

[quickdodge®]

THE FOLLOWING IS A JOKE AND IS ONLY INTENDED AS THAT OF A JOKE!

At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth last night, George W. Bush turned to the Queen and said: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

The Queen replies "I'm sorry Mr Bush, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." George Bush thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr Bush." George thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replies "Sorry again, Mr Bush, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

Before George W could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."

Later, QD.

[JustinSane110™]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[nightracer]

did he choke on a pretzel afterwards?

[SL65AMG]

did i miss something? :confused: :confused:

[JustinSane110™]

did i miss something? :confused: :confused:
Empire - Emperor
Kindom - King
Principality - Prince
Country - ________

Now you fill in the blank.... :lmfao:

[£G2♣]

lol

[djmaddmartin]

..........not too shabby....but the statement THE FOLLOWING IS A JOKE AND IS ONLY INTENDED AS THAT OF A JOKE! shows the state of things in this country where you can be attacked for a joke....???? Like at Bush's ranch where Bush supporters who's signs were misread and interpreted as anti-Bush by the pro-Bush rally were attacked by their own. LOL The joke was good though.

[Big Rick]

did he choke on a pretzel afterwards?

LMAO