Julio
02-27-2009, 10:38 PM
The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops by a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person,
'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
$265.95.'
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and
the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key
chain made with Ken's balls.'
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers
that it's his daughter's birthday. He stops by a Toy Shop and asks the
sales person,
'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for
$265.95.'
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and
the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir...,
Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key
chain made with Ken's balls.'