Whats wrong with this?

[Julio]

@ PRISON

You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK

You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON

You get three fully paid for meals a day

@ WORK

You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON

For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK

For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON

The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

@ WORK

You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON


You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK

You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ PRISON

You get your own toilet

@ WORK

You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON

They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK

You aren't even supposed
to speak to your family

@ PRISON

All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part

@ WORK

You must pay all your expenses to go
to work, and they deduct taxes from
your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON

You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK

You spend most of your time wanting
to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON

You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK

They are called 'managers'

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

I don't see anything wrong.

I'd rather be at work then in prison, lol.

[redrumracer]

dont forget
@ Prison
you will prob end up someones gf/wife

@ Work
you have a gf/wife and her name aint James.

[blaknoize]

THIRD

[BobbyFresco]

4th

[BKgen®]

FIFF

[blaknoize]

FIFF!??! LOL

[BKgen®]

werd nukka.

lol


SEVENFF

[qwick]

a'th ???:thinking:

[K20Z1]

nith

[AnthonyF]

lol Julio you must be bored lately.

-Ant.

[Arm&hammer]

lol, it's true.
lets go to prison

[thepolecat]

Yeah but my booty hole is an exit only roadway.

[blaknoize]

^^no one mentioned booty holes....

[Crazy Asian]

@work at google

the whole building is your office
they have 5 star gourmet meals
they let you play games and watch tv or sleep
you can goof off and do your work at time

AND

the manager are so laid back that they actually play games with the employees while wearing Hawaiian shirts and shorts.

[ranger250x]

funny, my office is 3500 square feet and we dont have a tv.

[d_day87]

i work outside 99% of the time, listen to music, bullshit with co-workers and smoke anytime i want. the only reasons i like my job. lol

[Catnip]

I don't have a job, I just buy and sell cars. So... I sit on my ass till it sells :lmao:

[slostang]

I don't have a job, I just buy and sell cars. So... I sit on my ass till it sells :lmao:

i thought you made teh bacun8ers...

[Catnip]

i thought you made teh bacun8ers...

Not for a few months now!

I'm killing it, money wise, compared though.

[Motivation]

Not for a few months now!

I'm killing it, money wise, compared though.
Really???


Me: You going to come to the show in April?

You: Um, I don't know if I'll have the money. I might ride up with Ryan, though.




:taun: See you at the show, bish.

[Catnip]

Really???


Me: You going to come to the show in April?

You: Um, I don't know if I'll have the money. I might ride up with Ryan, though.




:taun: See you at the show, bish.


Just because I have money, doesn't mean I spend it frivelously :doh:









:D