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Tech5
02-27-2009, 03:24 PM
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me
that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to
take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf - always something
more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I
came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.'

And then the fight started...

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

BlueHatch
02-27-2009, 03:25 PM
aaahhhahahahaha

00CelicaGT
02-27-2009, 03:26 PM
rotflmfao!!!!! reps

Atlblkz06
02-27-2009, 03:28 PM
LMAO.....

Halfwit
02-27-2009, 03:32 PM
not bad.

blackboi50
02-27-2009, 03:38 PM
HELL NAHHH :eek:.......thats funny dude :lmfao:.....1

The Ninja
02-27-2009, 03:51 PM
Lol, thats a good one.

Evil Goat
02-27-2009, 04:01 PM
what is it with all these lame email jokes being posted lately?

amandDA
02-27-2009, 06:09 PM
thats fucking hilarious!

G.C
02-27-2009, 06:43 PM
it was aiite.

Tech5
02-27-2009, 06:47 PM
it was aiite.

Like your SIG Aiiite

redrumracer
02-27-2009, 06:48 PM
if the wife is mad the cure is PIITB w/o permission.

Friggintitsman
02-27-2009, 08:20 PM
lol not witty retort require for this one.

WalkS
02-27-2009, 09:15 PM
Thats funny right there

blaknoize
02-27-2009, 09:38 PM
LOOOOOOOOOL :lmao:

Tech5
02-27-2009, 10:00 PM
Thats funny right there

I don't care who you are!:lmfao: