Describe your sex life in a movie title...

[Evolunchbox]

Saw this in a different forum. I thought some of the answers were really funny. Lets see what you savants can come up with...

Describe your sex life in a movie title:

I'll start:

"The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly"

[gtrmonkey]

"AIDZ" The Musical

[Sammich]

"I am Legend"

[G.C]

Big bun B up in hea

[BKgen®]

"Die Hard"

[soul]

"the neverending story"

[TeeJay]

The Day After Tomorrow :/

[Sammich]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[NEMO]

"finding nemo"

[TeeJay]

"Brokeback Mountain"
grose

[Atlblkz06]

"As you like it"

[Sammich]

grose

hai dont get mad at me about recovery...the main reason why u have a bundle of joy is to take ur mind off that one thing..so by the time the newness wears off of having your bundle of joy...she'll be ready again

[Paul]

i dont' know what mine is right this second but Ran's would be "Three men and a baby"

[TeeJay]

Snatch

[Sammich]

i dont' know what mine is right this second but Ran's would be "Three men and a baby"

or 2 and a half men?:ninja:

[Mr Egg Rollllll]

"Marley and Me"

[gtikid]

"The Fast and the Furious"

Can't believe no one said that one

[Paul]

anyone got an asian gf... "Big Trouble in Little China" :lmao:

[gtrmonkey]

llulz

[TeeJay]

anyone got an asian gf... "Big Trouble in Little China" :lmao:
my wife is viet, so "Good Morning, Vietnam" :lmfao:

[Evolunchbox]

LMAO!!

REPS for laughs!

Someone could be "Transformers" and "The Little Train that could"

[Oz10]

13 going on 30?

[TeeJay]

The Incredibles

[TeeJay]

Night at The Museum

[TeeJay]

XXX

[Gutling]

40 year old virgin

[soul]

james and the giant peach

[MR.EM1]

There Will Be Blood

[soul]

hot fuzz

[Sammich]

National Lampoon

[soul]

National Lampoon
just quit faggot, go back to thuggin with mark

[SiRed94]

Anger Management

[Sammich]

just quit faggot, go back to thuggin with mark
THE CURIOUS CASE OF BENJAMIN BUTTON?:ninja:

[SiRed94]

Anaconda

[Evolunchbox]

^gross but funny!

[SiRed94]

Scream

[Sammich]

Anaconda

U MEAN GARDEN SNAKE AMIRITE?

[SiRed94]

U MEAN GARDEN SNAKE AMIRITE?

Or "Stuart Little" in your case amirite?

[Sammich]

Or "Stuart Little" in your case amirite?

Ants:ninja:

[btldzc]

The Punisher..

or

Big trouble in little china..

[SiRed94]

Double Team.... lulz

[Alan®]

Wanted

[Sammich]

Wanted

repost

[Evolunchbox]

"The Ladies Man" and "Black Snake Moans"

[speedminded]

Since 40 year old Virgin was already taken....


Home Alone

[Alan®]

repost
your mother fuckin face is a repost. its still true. last 5 months have sucked.

[Sammich]

your mother fuckin face is a repost. its still true. last 5 months have sucked.

if u were wanted..u wouldnt be alone for 5months:ninja:

[Alan®]

if u were wanted..u wouldnt be alone for 5months:ninja:
God your retarded. I mean as in i want one jackass.

[speedminded]

if u were wanted..u wouldnt be alone for 5months:ninja:I didn't think Brokeback Mountain quailifed as being alone :lmfao:

[Sammich]

I didn't think Brokeback Mountain quailifed as being alone :lmfao:

LOL GTFO MY HEAD CHARLES

LULZ @ REDSLEEZY

[speedminded]

Over her dead body

lol.

[K20Z1]

Madagascar

[Sammich]

^do exprain

do u like to move it move it?

[Mr Egg Rollllll]

Madagascar

Lmao

[K20Z1]

^do exprain

do u like to move it move it?

:yes:

[Evolunchbox]

IN TOO DEEP

[Sammich]

DOGGY STYLE

[btldzc]

gone with the wind

[Sammich]

THE DARK KNIGHT

[Master Shake]

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

[Sammich]

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

QUOTED FOR GAY

[btldzc]

^x2

[TeeJay]

Zack and Miri Make a Porno

[Master Shake]

QUOTED FOR GAYsays the guy who just came out of elton john's closet, and has posted about 8 movies as his "sex life"
one of them being 'Brokeback Mountain'.

[Sammich]

says the guy who just came out of elton john's closet, and has posted about 8 movies as his "sex life"
one of them being 'Brokeback Mountain'.

THE BULLSHIT ARISES IN YOUR POST VERY HEAVILY

[Master Shake]

THE BULLSHIT ARISES IN YOUR POST VERY HEAVILY:lmfao:

[Octavious]

SHOOTER

[qwick]

Quarantine

[Alan®]

Qwick you got the aidz from autumn huh?

[btldzc]

Deliverance

[Sammich]

Matrix

[D.Choe]

"Gone in 60 Seconds"

lolololol.

[Vteckidd]

ROad to Perdition

[FlipKing]

"Superman"



Dat hoe

[Crazy Asian]

Hills Have Eyes
The Punisher
DragonBall Z
The Magic School Bus

[Sammich]

Shawshank Redemption

[qwick]

Qwick you got the aidz from autumn huh?
lol naw, i guess im one of the few guys that hasnt had the....."pleasure" yet.

[Crazy Asian]

toy story. :ninja:

[Deke]

There Will Be Blood

:lmfao: Winner!

[Sammich]

lol naw, i guess im one of the few guys that hasnt had the....."pleasure" yet.

i vote against it...totally dry and uneasy

[mad3nch1na]

Probably "Step Sisters" and "I know what you did last summer"

[Crazy Asian]

the secret garden
Little Princess
Oh man ran and I can go on with this for ages.

[AnthonyF]

anyone got an asian gf... "Big Trouble in Little China" :lmao:

lol, me me!

"Bangkok Dangerous"

-Ant.

[On_Her_Face]

as of now it would be...

"Lost"

[bigdare23]

The longest yard

[qwick]

Disaster Movie

The Green Mile

[G.C]

Beer or Wife.

[btldzc]

LOL! BLOOD SPORT! HAHAHAHAHAAH

[qwick]

LOL! BLOOD SPORT! HAHAHAHAHAAH

so ya like to hit it when your girls on the rag?

never tried that:ninja:

[vinayak]

karma sutra. wife is from india

[bigdare23]

Refer to Avator

[TheProfiteer]

Spun

[soul]

the big labowski

[On_Her_Face]

Little Giants

[Elbow]

The Day After Tomorrow
The Day The Earth Stood Still
Matillda

[soul]

bwahahahah matilda

[BKgen®]

the only funny one in this thread was "There Will Be Blood".

[BlueHatch]

porky's

[soul]

the only funny one in this thread was "There Will Be Blood".
idk about that, but "GKtib gets skullfucked cause he is a fucking faggot" was pretty good

[BKgen®]

idk about that, but "GKtib gets skullfucked cause he is a fucking faggot" was pretty good

your guts. i hate them.

[soul]

your guts. i hate them.
bwahahaha

[SUBY_RUE]

The Goonies....

[trista]

sigh... Black Hawk Down

[speedminded]

sigh... Black Hawk DownSaving Ryan's Privates?

[trista]

that one could be it lolololol

[speedminded]

that one could be it lololololCould be worse...your avatar reminded me of Jaws. :eek:

[csmiths]

i do bang an asian so for her id have to say.......


crouching tiger hidden dragon

[csmiths]

not another teen movie
city of god
no country for old men
knocked up



just a glance at the dvd collection, not realizing how many movies can make this thread funny

[Tracy]

Pretty Woman. Did anyone say that yet? I didn't read.

[soul]

not another teen movie
city of god
no country for old men
knocked up



just a glance at the dvd collection, not realizing how many movies can make this thread funny
yet you picked nothing funny.......

[NewGen33]

The Fifth Element
300
White Man Can't Jump

[Brian*]

Devils Rejects... :ninja:

[soul]

The Fifth Element
300
White Man Can't Jump
you lose privelages too, obey before you join gktib in a skullfucking

[osnap]

Gone Baby Gone

[bigdare23]

Since I like dome



"Jaws"

[csmiths]

yet you picked nothing funny.......



oh well thanks for your opinion.... like it really matters

[DarwinsA32]

"Blood In,Blood out"

[soul]

oh well thanks for your opinion.... like it really matters
mattered enough for you to respond, now if you will take a ticket you can join gktib in line, thanks have a good day sir

[K20Z1]

bleach-memories of nobody
the sealed sword frenzy

[csmiths]

mattered enough for you to respond, now if you will take a ticket you can join gktib in line, thanks have a good day sir



motha fucka ill kill you. and we all know you have nothing close to a big lebowski, that is why you drive a mustang :D

[osnap]

while you were sleeping
a hundred years of solitude
don't tell mom the babysitter's dead
a series of unfortunate events
three men and a baby... ok thats just wrong

[87 Turbo II]

What Woman Want (my girlfriend told me to post this)

[csmiths]

What Woman Want (my girlfriend told me to post this)


sure she did

[Friggintitsman]

The gods must be crazy part II

[MR.EM1]

mr.woodcock

or

The Terminator

[Demsum]

Enter the Dragon
Sin City
Iron Man
Final Fantasy
Hancock :ninja:

[Friggintitsman]

The great white hype

[Friggintitsman]

A river runs through it

Cry baby

I'm gonna get you sucka

scream

scream II

Bill and Ted's excellent adventure

knocked up

Roots

bloodsport

turner and hooch

death to smoochie

[PURP]

Just a few... and after being married awhile. These fit... all my married peeps will understand...lol

Ghost Town
Waiting
What Just Happened
Han(D)cock
Fools Gold
Bad News Bears
Mister Lonely

[Elbow]

7th Heaven

[never_finished]

the hulk
risky business
speed
semi-pro
superbad
mamma mia
balls of fury

[JeremyEvoX]

Free Willy

[Homer Simpson]

In pursuit of Happiness

[87 Turbo II]

sure she did
she really did I told her about the thread and she said "You should post What Women Want" after about 30 seconds of thinking. I was so happy to hear that.

[csmiths]

she really did I told her about the thread and she said "You should post What Women Want" after about 30 seconds of thinking. I was so happy to hear that.


you must be hot

[87 Turbo II]

you must be hot
She thinks so, but she's crazy. I am good with my hands, that might be part of it.

[xdavidscenex]

Rambo

[DunDunSkeert]

TROPIC THUNDER

or Billy Madison
or

Mr. Magorium's wonder emporium

[csmiths]

She thinks so, but she's crazy. I am good with my hands, that might be part of it.


im going to let you in on a little secret. you should be good at something else

[XanRules]

Bowfinger.
The Man Who Knew Too Little.

[TheGodfather]

Black Snake Moan

[Humphrizzle]

Lethal Weapon.

[87 Turbo II]

im going to let you in on a little secret. you should be good at something else
Haha I would be only she's got weird medical problems with the vaganal canal, it's so shallow it only takes a finger down to about 2 knuckles, there's no way we can really have sex without surgery that her gynocologist is fighting her insurance to pay for as a medical need and not a luxury type of "plastic surgury she can live without" type of deal, we get around this by doing a lot of Anal for now, and she likes it, but I'm not sure how I can really be good or bad w/ it. So as for pleasuring her, I'm mostly hands and mouth until she gets corrected.

[Echonova]

Magnum Force

[Scotsman]

Magnum ForceThe Flying Scotsman , and you need to be workin and not on here young man:lmfao:

[Total_Blender]

Charlie and the chocolate factory

Outbreak

Gone in 60 seconds

[Evolunchbox]

I love that this thead is still going!...and I got no love!

Added: Low Down Dirty Shame

[Evolunchbox]

And Risky Busniess

2.3 Evo's would be "Weekend at Bernies"

[browningboy7]

Revenge of the drunken fatties.

[csmiths]

Haha I would be only she's got weird medical problems with the vaganal canal, it's so shallow it only takes a finger down to about 2 knuckles, there's no way we can really have sex without surgery that her gynocologist is fighting her insurance to pay for as a medical need and not a luxury type of "plastic surgury she can live without" type of deal, we get around this by doing a lot of Anal for now, and she likes it, but I'm not sure how I can really be good or bad w/ it. So as for pleasuring her, I'm mostly hands and mouth until she gets corrected.



GOOD FUCKING GOD MAN!!!! you didnt need to tell all lol. well that sucks(no pun intended) for the time being. hopefully shit works out for her and you bc you cant beat the feeling of pussy :goodjob:

[magicandmisc]

The Notebook
A Walk to Remember
Grease
West Side Story
Duece Bigalow Male Gigalow

[wantsanS14]

Mission Impossible.

[Frög]

Gangbangers #3

[soul]

The Notebook
A Walk to Remember
Grease
West Side Story
Duece Bigalow Male Gigalow
you sir suck, get in line with gktib now

[Frög]

Her first Gangbang #1-6

[Frög]

Gangbang Squad #13

[Frög]

Gangbang Auditions # 16

[Frög]

You get the point....

[Jecht]

Lost in Space?

lmao I keed I keed

[blackboi50]

The Fast and the Furious!!! :D.....1

[bigdare23]

Rudy

[EL42]

"ZACK & MIRI MAKE A PRONO"

[87 Turbo II]

GOOD FUCKING GOD MAN!!!! you didnt need to tell all lol. well that sucks(no pun intended) for the time being. hopefully shit works out for her and you bc you cant beat the feeling of pussy :goodjob:
lol I'm open about this shit and so is she. I don't care too much, but yeah, I want that feeling. It does suck though.

[bandydesign]

Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent




Oh yeah, its a real movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052156/ :D
/thread

[colt.45]

" 14 inch hole surfer"

[AnthonyF]

if some1 named the movie you have listed....you have failed. Be creative.

-Ant.

[AnthonyF]

Changaroo can't post but his is he told me to:

"Gone in Sixty Seconds"

-Ant.

[speedminded]

Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent Why do I picture Christopher Mintz-Plasse saying this?

http://blog.cleveland.com/top_entertainment/2007/08/large_superbad.jpg

[Scotsman]

Changaroo can't post but his is he told me to:

"Gone in Sixty Seconds"

-Ant.read post #166 then post #146:screwy:

[AnthonyF]

^that wasn't from me bish! :P

My only movie title wasn't used. I win. YAY.

-Ant.

[Scotsman]

^that wasn't from me bish! :P

My only movie title wasn't used. I win. YAY.

-Ant.:lmfao::lmfao: you still posted teh rule a hole ,lmao

[AnthonyF]

i hate u so hard.

-Ant.

[Scotsman]

i hate u so hard.

-Ant.i know;)

[Julio]

Speaking for brett

"40 year old Virgin "

[Evolunchbox]

You me and Dupree

Pink Panther

Revenge of the Pink Panther

[Evolunchbox]

First Blood 1, 2, 3

Grumpy old men..LOL

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

Saturday Night Fever

A Fish Called Wanda

more to come...

[LizBiz]

Toy Story......

[redrumracer]

The Big Nothing

[Nissan Sean]

"Lars and the real girl" ...



if you dont know the movie, look it up..then enjoy the LOLS.

[ksniperfox]

gay

[blackboi50]

this thread brings the lulz!!!!! :lmfao:

Crash!!!!......1

[ksniperfox]

anyone use inside man yet?

[Echonova]

Shaft

[D.Choe]

read post #166 then post #146:screwy:

yea I actually said it in post #72

:taun: triple pwnt


Shaft

more like The Little Engine That Could

:D :D :D jkjk

[Echonova]

Moby Dick

[Echonova]

The Blob

























:(

[Oz10]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.





..No Homo.

[LizBiz]

LMAO @ The Blob awwwwwww

[D.Choe]

The Blob

























:(

Kevin AKA Echonova starring as...

[hondachik]

Knocked Up

[Oz10]

"The Night of the Living Dead"

[Oz10]

"Mary Poppins"

[Echonova]

Kevin AKA Echonova starring as...LOL

[MR2DR]

im asian so..

the man with the golden gun.

hehehe fucking ONE bullet wtf..

[Oz10]

"High School Musical"

^^
That one's especially for me. haha

[Frög]

if some1 named the movie you have listed....you have failed. Be creative.

-Ant.

I you read through all 10 pages each time to see if the title of the movie you are about to post is already said..... you have failed. Get a life.

[Jason..]

Jurrasic park

[wanksta]

Holes
The Abyss

[wanksta]

Say It Isn't So

[Total_Blender]

Big

Coming to America

[Christopherr]

Boogie Nights


Seriously...someone's gotta be Dirk Diggler.

[Ronsam2006]

Bloodsport. LOL

[GGPIS3]

kingdom come!

or

menace to society

or

taken

[Echonova]

Way to revive an old thread

Undercover Brother:ninja:

[collins]

Lethal Attraction

[speedminded]

18 Again

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/be/18again_dvdcover.jpg/200px-18again_dvdcover.jpg


lulz

[hondachik]

Pregnant: True Story On How Not To Use A Condom

[speedminded]

Pregnant: True Story On How Not To Use A CondomYou mean, 'Knocked Up'

[BKgen®]

http://premium1.uploadit.org/brandonp47//In_and_Out.jpg

[03RCode]

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/assets_c/2008/07/disaster-movie-poster-final-thumb-450x666.jpg





But more like...




http://www.impawards.com/2000/posters/gone_in_sixty_seconds.jpg

[speedminded]

But more like...




http://www.impawards.com/2000/posters/gone_in_sixty_seconds.jpg....so both a failure right, Mr. Red X lol!

[03RCode]

....so both a failure right, Mr. Red X lol!

Tr00f :(

[BKgen®]

....so both a failure right, Mr. Red X lol!

yeah... his girl's all "I CAN'T SEE SHIT, CAPTAIN!"

[Kelly]

Mission Impossible ;)

[Nemesis]

Gone in 60 Seconds

[speedminded]

Mission Impossible ;)Nothings impossible!

[Kelly]

Haha... Maybe not

[all_american_gurl09]

blow
click
saw (you never know whats gonna happen next)
ghost rider

[speedminded]

blow
click
saw (you never know whats gonna happen next)
ghost rider
Hrmm, the description of 'Click' is, "A harried workaholic doesn't have time for his wife..."

...or guess it could be on-off with a push of a button lol.

[Nemesis]

Neverending Story

[Buttons]

Lolita?

[speedminded]

Lolita?That's better than '13 Going on 30' lol!

[Buttons]

That's better than '13 Going on 30' lol!


haha... hard candy?

[speedminded]

haha... hard candy?fail! :doh:

[ilovemyhonda.]

Surprised no one has said 40 yr old virgin...DAMN FREAKS!

[VooDooXII]

"40 Year Old Virgin"

Hahaha, didn't even read ilovemyhonda's post until after making mine.

[speedminded]

Surprised no one has said 40 yr old virgin...DAMN FREAKS!Maybe because nobody is a 40 year old virgin on here? Might want to check here: http://forums.gleemax.com/forumdisplay.php?f=693
...or here: http://www.christiansinglesforums.com/

[Buttons]

fail! :doh:


A young woman poses as a 14-year-old to track down pedophiles who sexually solicit children in internet chat rooms.


EPIC WIN!

[ilovemyhonda.]

"40 Year Old Virgin"

Hahaha, didn't even read ilovemyhonda's post until after making mine.

:D

[Buttons]

Maybe because nobody is a 40 year old virgin on here? Might want to check here: http://forums.gleemax.com/forumdisplay.php?f=693
...or here: http://www.christiansinglesforums.com/

Godfather might be our first... lol

[WTF?]

Neverending Story repost

[ilovemyhonda.]

Maybe because nobody is a 40 year old virgin on here? Might want to check here: http://forums.gleemax.com/forumdisplay.php?f=693
...or here: http://www.christiansinglesforums.com/

smarty pants, it was a joke :tongue1:

[ilovemyhonda.]

Godfather might be our first... lol

He may look older then 40 but I dont think he is :lmfao:

[black_e92]

3 can play this game. ;)

[speedminded]

Godfather might be our first... lolThat's right, he was claiming to be 57 years old.

[WTF?]

The Hangover & Robo Cop

[StreetHazard]

clam lappers vol. 1-30

anal invasions from the planet mars

[WTF?]

Invincible, talladaga nights

[WTF?]

The good, The bad, and the ugly repost

[ilovemyhonda.]

Failure To Launch

that's a funny one.

[Maniacc]

Angels & Demons

[Echonova]

Big Daddy.

[WTF?]

super size me :thinking:

[ls-r teg]

2 fast 2 furious

[LizBiz]

Big Daddy. That made me LOL IRL :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Dare Devil

[roxie911]

What Happens In Vegas
....I'll let ya'll dwell on that one for a bit ;)

[You_Wish]

Spaceballs

[speedminded]

What Happens In Vegas
....I'll let ya'll dwell on that one for a bit ;)


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511E7VTZ3YL._SL500_AA240_.jpg

[hondachik]

You mean, 'Knocked Up'

That was my first guess, but I decided against it since its already posted under my username.

[FasTech]

Bloodsport. LOL



Ewwww. :sicks:











LOLOL.