Tech5
02-24-2009, 11:37 AM
Chinese Proverbs
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> > Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
> > Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
> > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
> > Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
> > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> > Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
> > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> > Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
> > Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
> > War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
> > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> > It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
> > Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
> > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> > Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> > Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
> > Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
> > Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
> >
> > Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
> > Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
> > Man who run in front of car get tired.
> > Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
> > Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
> > Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
> > Man with one chopstick go hungry.
> > Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
> > Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
> > Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
> > Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
> > War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
> > Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
> > Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
> > It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
> > Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
> > Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
> > Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
> > Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
> > Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
> > Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: