PDA

View Full Version : Lets Use People For Money



Elbow
02-23-2009, 09:51 PM
America should change our reserve to people, every person is worth $1,000,000. You die you just costed the US $1,000,000, you born we gain money. Discuss.

eraser4g63
02-23-2009, 09:53 PM
What about if you jump the border?

Elbow
02-23-2009, 09:54 PM
Then you are worthless...literally..and your mom doubles how much she is worth and we pay the country who gets you half your worth to kill you.

eraser4g63
02-23-2009, 09:57 PM
LOL sounds good to me. So is it kinda like buying a used car, For every flaw or issue you subtract off the base price?

Elbow
02-23-2009, 09:58 PM
Basically.

eraser4g63
02-23-2009, 10:01 PM
Sounds Good

Elbow
02-23-2009, 10:03 PM
I will send a letter to the government in the morning with my master idea.

eraser4g63
02-23-2009, 10:06 PM
Though you need to make sure you include testing parameters to determine worth. Ie- IQ levels, How deep your gene pool is, ect. Also need to have the ability to adjust ones worth during life. Understand what I mean?

Elbow
02-23-2009, 10:07 PM
True, I like the way you think. I say everyone is worth a minimum of $1,000,000 though so we can bump our economy back up and start to help the country rebuild itself.

eraser4g63
02-23-2009, 10:11 PM
So initially everyone is worth a million then after we get the boost we can then adjust everyone's worth.

Elbow
02-23-2009, 10:13 PM
Yeah, after that we will have test and such, also based on peoples jobs and education, that will motivate people to go to school and stuff.

Julio
02-23-2009, 10:15 PM
Can we get some Mushrooms like on Mario?

eraser4g63
02-23-2009, 10:15 PM
And not be fucking dumb, though I doubt we can fix that so I say we initiate euthanasia programs to weed out all the possible Darwin award recipients.

Elbow
02-23-2009, 10:17 PM
And not be fucking dumb, though I doubt we can fix that so I say we initiate euthanasia programs to weed out all the possible Darwin award recipients.

That could work.

eraser4g63
02-23-2009, 10:19 PM
To be honest this is beginning to sound a lot like Nazi Germany, but not quite as bad... Oh well.

Elbow
02-23-2009, 10:23 PM
I was thinking the same thing LOL...

Verik
02-23-2009, 10:24 PM
um. and so if terrorists were to want to wage an economic war against us then instead of stealing plates and mass producing counterfeit bills, all they would have to do is create a mass immigration... so if we adopt a person standard for our currency i guess we should be at war with mexico right about now?

and technically wouldn't killing masses of people devalue our currency? you kill 20,000 people with a dirty bomb and you just effectively devalued our money by 20,000,000,000 if they were perfectly healthy infants or w/e your minimum req was for being worth 1,000,000. Remember if your using a standard, the standard value cannot change (i.e. you can't just say everyone else is worth more now that 20,000 people have died). so in order to economically cripple us, you simply have to kill millions of people and all of a sudden our dollar is equivalent to a VEB or some other 3rd world currency.

eraser4g63
02-23-2009, 10:28 PM
ehh details, detail you think they payed attention to those when they passes that last economic stimulus bill? lol

Elbow
02-23-2009, 10:31 PM
um. and so if terrorists were to want to wage an economic war against us then instead of stealing plates and mass producing counterfeit bills, all they would have to do is create a mass immigration... so if we adopt a person standard for our currency i guess we should be at war with mexico right about now?

and technically wouldn't killing masses of people devalue our currency? you kill 20,000 people with a dirty bomb and you just effectively devalued our money by 20,000,000,000 if they were perfectly healthy infants or w/e your minimum req was for being worth 1,000,000. Remember if your using a standard, the standard value cannot change (i.e. you can't just say everyone else is worth more now that 20,000 people have died). so in order to economically cripple us, you simply have to kill millions of people and all of a sudden our dollar is equivalent to a VEB or some other 3rd world currency.

We will discuss all of this obviously, it's in its early stages duh :screwy:

§treet_§peed
02-24-2009, 09:22 AM
lol heres food for thought. If all the illegals want to become come Legal US Citizens, ok let them. But here is the catch. THEY HAVE TO SERVE IN THE MILITARY FOR AT LEAST 15 YEARS. NO EXCUSES. THEY WASTED GOV'T MONEY, so why not get something out of them in return for having to put up with their bullshit. If they don't want to serve in the military, shoot them for being against us. Treason is a bitch i hear.

Elbow
02-24-2009, 09:56 AM
^Good idea.

BanginJimmy
02-24-2009, 10:55 AM
I'm all for required military service. I am also for military service being a requirement to receive any social benefits such as welfare. Politicians should also have to serve a minimum of 4 years active duty or 6 years in the reserves to qualify for a political office.