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You have a week to live... (what to do?)
You just found out you "got da aids" and you are gonna kick it a week from today... What are you going to do?
Sat 21 - ???
Sun 22 - ???
Mon 23 - ???
Tue 24 - ???
Wed 25 - ???
Thur 26 - ???
Fri 27 - ???
SLOWR/T
02-20-2009, 08:44 AM
Move my vacation up one week...........
dabuilding
02-20-2009, 08:45 AM
im predicting a NWS title in your near future
Move my vacation up one week...........
weak sauce get more creative...
cornercarver78
02-20-2009, 08:47 AM
Nothing, I couldn't afford to do anything out of the ordinary. I guess i would try crack, i've heard that's cheap.
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Sat 21 - bang the hell out of my wife all day and let her know she was the best
Sun 22 - say good bye to wife and family
Mon 23 - grab passport and withdrawl savings; fly somewhere exotic and spend money on hookers + blow
Tue 24 - continue partying...
Wed 25 - continue partying catch the redeye home
Thur 26 - go home get guns + ammo and knock off a few people that annoy me
Fri 27 - take a lambo for a test drive and steal it... proceed to nearest bank for robbery and lead cops on smokey/bandit style "high speed pursuit" before kicking the bucket
Vteckidd
02-20-2009, 09:00 AM
i would do 2 chicks at the same time
dabuilding
02-20-2009, 09:02 AM
i would do 2 chicks at the same time
u dont have to be dying to do that......im not dying ive done it lol
Vteckidd
02-20-2009, 09:21 AM
u dont have to be dying to do that......im not dying ive done it lol
Office Space noob
dabuilding
02-20-2009, 09:24 AM
office space???
noob???
Vteckidd
02-20-2009, 09:28 AM
sigh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih-uKlHuC6s
Kevykev
02-20-2009, 09:33 AM
So You guys will be passing the AIDS along or no???
BKgen®
02-20-2009, 09:36 AM
So, you've spent all your money on hookers, killed a few people who annoy you, and you've stolen a lamborghini. What happens if you find out there was a mistake on the test?
blackboi50
02-20-2009, 10:09 AM
So, you've spent all your money on hookers, killed a few people who annoy you, and you've stolen a lamborghini. What happens if you find out there was a mistake on the test?
always trying to spoil someones boogie :no:.....1
Master Shake
02-20-2009, 10:29 AM
first, i'd steal someone's identity, go to the bank, take out a fucking fat ass loan(if possible) and do a cross country hoe-railing spree.
hell i got aids, what else could happen?
So, you've spent all your money on hookers, killed a few people who annoy you, and you've stolen a lamborghini. What happens if you find out there was a mistake on the test?
what do you care you're on my annoying list :2up:
BKgen®
02-20-2009, 10:56 AM
what do you care you're on my annoying list :2up:
LOL eff you too, bish
VooDooXII
02-20-2009, 10:57 AM
I'd make every effort to have a threesome with Katy Perry and Lady Gaga.
That's about it.
STRteg
02-20-2009, 12:01 PM
Have consensual sex at a low affordable price with eva angelina
http://www.adultnewsflash.com/PressReleases/Starfactory/ElegantAngle/BWA12.jpg
We would make a new film called big aided asses:idb:
STRteg
02-20-2009, 12:01 PM
god shes so fine...
BanginJimmy
02-20-2009, 01:44 PM
Considering I am married, I would knock off every bank and gas station I could find and stash the cash for my wife to live VERY well on some beach in the bahamas for the rest of her years.
Crazy Asian
02-20-2009, 01:49 PM
I have no freaking clue.
redrumracer
02-20-2009, 01:59 PM
Sat 21 - Help my grandfather move some stuff from his ex-wifes house like i said i would, then go to SC and visit some friends and party
Sun 22 - still partying
Mon 23 - go steal a plane and fly somewhere nice
Tue 24 - fuck a whole bunch of whores and give them teh aidz
Wed 25 - refer to tues
Thur 26 - fly back home after steal fuel to get home
Fri 27 - spend my last day with my family.
So You guys will be passing the AIDS along or no???
hey if im dying in a week i could care less
Homer Simpson
02-20-2009, 02:13 PM
Sat 21 - freak out
Sun 22 - freak out
Mon 23 - freak out
Tue 24 - freak out
Wed 25 - freak out
Thur 26 - freak out
Fri 27 - freak out
Vteckidd
02-20-2009, 02:19 PM
Sat 21 - freak out
Sun 22 - freak out
Mon 23 - freak out
Tue 24 - freak out
Wed 25 - ???????
Thur 26 - freak out
Fri 27 - Profit
sorry had to do it
hey if im dying in a week i could care less
ya totally who cares hookers don't have souls :goodjob:
Scotsman
02-20-2009, 02:42 PM
i would do 2 chicks at the same timehttp://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q261/BLACK00Z28_photos/office_space_fuckin_a.jpg
civic95
02-20-2009, 06:52 PM
Sat 21 - Withdraw money from every account I have
Sun 22 - Go to thailand, and spend the day rotating girls thru every hour. If I got tired I'd get 2 and watch them play together.
Mon 23 - Get a jumper flight to the phillipines, eat, repeat thailand journey.
Tue 24 - sleep, then repeat the 23rd
Wed 25 - fly home, and stock up on ammo with my last $2000
Thur 26 - kill as many people as I can that are getting government handouts, but have $300 pairs of blue jeans, and $600 purses.
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