So Apparently Missy Eliot stopped by my place of employment last night

[TheProfiteer]

I wasnt here when this happened but all the employees told me the same story.


She showed up around 12am, last night with a friend, she and her friend payed the 25 dollar admission fee, and went inside. 2 Hours later they both come out, Missy got a massage, and her friend didnt.

Get this, after paying for the massage, Missy started complaining and demanding a refund for her friends admission fee because her friend did not get a massage. Missy got even more upset when the korean gentleman who works the front desk at night had no idea who she was, and would not give her the refund. They told me it got to the point where security had to be called and Missy Elliot was escorted off the property.



LOL @ Missy's Broke ass complaining about 25 dollars.

btw they showed me the surveillance footage, and it was 100% Missy.

[90_ACCORD]

post video or it didnt happen

[TheProfiteer]

post video or it didnt happen

could care less if you believe it or not, its not like I have a personal fucking camera on me, 24/7 at my work place.

shit, believe it or not, but but that fat bitch is hard not to recognize.

[Sport1.3]

the rich dont get rich by throwing money down the toilet, its missy fucking elliot.....give that hefty fuck a bargin


also, does your place of business offer a happy ending?

[TheProfiteer]

no happy endings.

I work here www.jejusauna.net

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

$25 is $25.

These days, $25 is better than nothing.

[hondachik]

I want to stop by your place of employment. BTW WTF is $25 to her when she has millions in her bank account? Prob spends $25 on just 1 bottle of fcking hollywood water.

[The Ninja]

Missy is far from broke.

Missy's bank account > your bank account x10

[Sport1.3]

no happy endings.

I work here www.jejusauna.net


$25 for a massage is retarded cheap....as a former Massage therapist/sports medicine majo..r $25 is like shopping at salvation army and complaining that the pants have stains

[Sport1.3]

Missy is far from broke.

Missy's bank account > your bank account x10


dont be so sure. Rap artist tend to owe more than they make after falling from the top. She hasnt done shit in years. Her record label is making the money. She is just their legal puppet, and only good to them as long as she makes them money. Think how prostitution works.

[hondachik]

$25 for a massage is retarded cheap....as a former Massage therapist/sports medicine majo..r $25 is like shopping at salvation army and complaining that the pants have stains

read the website...$25 is just the entrance fee. The massages are like $70 and up. So you spend atleast $100 there.

[hondachik]

dont be so sure. Rap artist tend to owe more than they make after falling from the top. She hasnt done shit in years. Her record label is making the money. She is just their legal puppet, and only good to them as long as she makes them money. Think how prostitution works.

Where have you been? Missy makes beats and makes her own money just like Timbaland does. They don't need to make songs anymore, people pay them to use they tracks they make.

[Sport1.3]

read the website...$25 is just the entrance fee. The massages are like $70 and up. So you spend atleast $100 there.

fuck you i will not read anything right now!! lulz

that sounds more like it. My friend Gabby charges $120 flat rate per hr, which is cheap for an at home service

[redpanda]

haha u work at jeju? that place is ftw

[Sport1.3]

Where have you been? Missy makes beats and makes her own money just like Timbaland does. They don't need to make songs anymore, people pay them to use they tracks they make.


first of all i dont listen to rap, and second of all i've been drinking heavily as today is my friday night........this does not change the fact that missy is overweight and i will always picture her in a trashbag riding a clown car

[hondachik]

first of all i dont listen to rap, and second of all i've been drinking heavily as today is my friday night........this does not change the fact that missy is overweight and i will always picture her in a trashbag riding a clown car


ur drunk and online? wow. when i get drunk i has sex. which is prob the reason i'm knocked up right now...but anyways. um she is fat, but she's a dope dresser for a fat sack! I'd be her friend anyday!

[TheProfiteer]

$25 for a massage is retarded cheap....as a former Massage therapist/sports medicine majo..r $25 is like shopping at salvation army and complaining that the pants have stains


lol no the $25 is just an admission fee.

the massages start at $70 for the hour.

[hondachik]

lol no the $25 is just an admission fee.

the massages start at $70 for the hour.

that's totally a repost.

:taun:




delete it now. :2up:

[TheProfiteer]

all of you should come check this place out, it truly is FTW, I will be getting off work at 11pm, and right after that my ass is steaming and hitting that salt sauna.

[TheProfiteer]

that's totally a repost.

:taun:




delete it now. :2up:

sorry Im at work, and I had customers come in in between posting.

and dont get angry, your just upset you cant :idb: anymore cause you're knocked up

[Sport1.3]

ur drunk and online? wow. when i get drunk i has sex. which is prob the reason i'm knocked up right now...but anyways. um she is fat, but she's a dope dresser for a fat sack! I'd be her friend anyday!


No, i am actually at a bar and i am having my man servant post for me......of course i'm at fucking home hondachik!!!! Sex is pretty much outta the question, as i'm on my man period right now! nahmean!!>!?!?

also missy is a horse face motherfucker. I wouldnt know whether to feed her apples or ride her

[TheProfiteer]

also missy is a horse face motherfucker. I wouldnt know whether to feed her apples or ride her

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

its funny cause its true.

[hondachik]

sorry Im at work, and I had customers come in in between posting.

and dont get angry, your just upset you cant :idb: anymore cause you're knocked up


lies. I just got some from the BF yesterday. What planet are u on that says pregnant women don't get dick?

[Crazy Asian]

hey profit how much discount can you give me at jeju?

[Crazy Asian]

lies. I just got some from the BF yesterday. What planet are u on that says pregnant women don't get dick?

that's fudging nasty. So while your getting boned your kid is feeling the dad's dick? Damn you nasty.

[hondachik]

that's fudging nasty. So while your getting boned your kid is feeling the dad's dick? Damn you nasty.

Its called human nature. And if you look at a diagram of the pregnant females body, the kid is protected by the placenta and other bs before a dick would get anywhere near it. I'm only 3 mths, kid is only about the size of a shrimp anyways. OMG what do u people pay attention to during sex ed?

[TheProfiteer]

Its called human nature. And if you look at a diagram of the pregnant females body, the kid is protected by the placenta and other bs before a dick would get anywhere near it. I'm only 3 mths, kid is only about the size of a shrimp anyways. OMG what do u people pay attention to during sex ed?

:flash:

[TheProfiteer]

hey profit how much discount can you give me at jeju?

I can get you in for just $25 dollars man :goodjob:

thats a killer discount right there.

[Sport1.3]

Its called human nature. And if you look at a diagram of the pregnant females body, the kid is protected by the placenta and other bs before a dick would get anywhere near it. I'm only 3 mths, kid is only about the size of a shrimp anyways. OMG what do u people pay attention to during sex ed?


we covered our eyes the entire time

[The Ninja]

dont be so sure. Rap artist tend to owe more than they make after falling from the top. She hasnt done shit in years. Her record label is making the money. She is just their legal puppet, and only good to them as long as she makes them money. Think how prostitution works.


Lolol, you think that.

[G.C]

should have gave her a grape soda instead.

[Killer]

Its called human nature. And if you look at a diagram of the pregnant females body, the kid is protected by the placenta and other bs before a dick would get anywhere near it. I'm only 3 mths, kid is only about the size of a shrimp anyways. OMG what do u people pay attention to during sex ed?

you're arguing sex with crazyasian.....



realize he has NO CLUE what he's talking about and move on... lol

[1000cckiller]

Missy is far from broke.

Missy's bank account > your bank account x10x2

[Blitanicle99]

She lives like 10 minutes from where I live. I know what house she lives in.

[SlowsterCivy]

HondaChik don't get drunk/drink if you get to far gone to remember a condom. (Don't mean this in an offensive way)

[Sport1.3]

HondaChik don't get drunk/drink if you get to far gone to remember a condom. (Don't mean this in an offensive way)


where is the thrill in that?

[SlowsterCivy]

where is the thrill in that?

Hey if you want to make a baby everytime that's you. Most people don't.

[Sport1.3]

Hey if you want to make a baby everytime that's you. Most people don't.


pull out method is 100% affective so far :tongue1: