GOOD JOKE I GOT IN AN EMAIL!!!!!!

[BTEC]

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if w e had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too."

[silver]

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[RandomGuy]

LMAO.... blahahahah "be strong"

theres a korean movie called "oldboy" has a similar story

[Kevykev]

ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh That one was good!

heard that a lil' bit before!

[mocha latte cupcake]

lol! i haven't heard that one before! lol thats awesome!

[BTEC]

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THERES ALWAYS A HATER IN THE BUNCH.
ARE U SERIOUS, IS THIS A REPOST?

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

hahaha

[Hulud]

lol thats hilarious

[5thgcelica]

seen it before..but it is funny none the less.

[silver]

THERES ALWAYS A HATER IN THE BUNCH.
ARE U SERIOUS, IS THIS A REPOST?

Lol... I don't know.. But I have heard it before, lol :idb:

[B16a2 Civic]

this joke was in Maxim..

[BTEC]

Lol... I don't know.. But I have heard it before, lol :idb:
OK WELL THATS NOT AS BAD AS A REPOST. :D

[BTEC]

this joke was in Maxim..
U MUST BE A SUBSRCIBER.

[B16a2 Civic]

U MUST BE A SUBSRCIBER.

yeah some nerd came by apartment asking me to subscribe to a magazine and if i do, i help him go to college...so since im a nice guy i decided id find a magazine....only 2 good ones on there was maxim and stuff....i asked what would he pick, he said maxim cause they have hot chicks...so i did.....and they have some very hot chicks....trhey got the girl from trl Vanessa Minnilo on teh cover this month...so sexxy

[BTEC]

yeah some nerd came by apartment asking me to subscribe to a magazine and if i do, i help him go to college...so since im a nice guy i decided id find a magazine....only 2 good ones on there was maxim and stuff....i asked what would he pick, he said maxim cause they have hot chicks...so i did.....and they have some very hot chicks....trhey got the girl from trl Vanessa Minnilo on teh cover this month...so sexxy
DO U MEMORISE THE "HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN" ARTICLES?

[B16a2 Civic]

DO U MEMORISE THE "HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN" ARTICLES?

i dont read the magazine itself Lol, i just nitpick at it...im guessing i may to see what ideas they have in that section when i get home

[BTEC]

i dont read the magazine itself Lol, i just nitpick at it...im guessing i may to see what ideas they have in that section when i get home
DEFINITELY. THERES SOME GOOD STUFF IN THERE.

[B16a2 Civic]

DEFINITELY. THERES SOME GOOD STUFF IN THERE.

well looks liek tonight is magazine night then

[Tbird_guy]

jesse memorizes the whole friggin mag...hahaha

[SaraX5]

^^yea he does jk
but that joke was hilarious jesse :lmfao:

[BTEC]

jesse memorizes the whole friggin mag...hahaha
not just one but all of them suckuz. i can touch ur gilrs kneecap and shell want to marry me. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aaronfelipe]

LMAO