BARIUM SWALLOW

[Killer]

WORST THING EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i went to the dr yesterday for a swollen uvula/sinus congestion/sore throat...

they determined i have a sinus infection and possible acid reflux too..

so they send me to another place this morning..

and they wanna watch my insides as i swallow this junk...

it's barium.. it's one of the elements on the periodic table... it's thicker than cold elmers glue no lie... and is practically liquid metal....

it has turned my crap white.. and what's worse is i've been FULL all day long.. uncomfortably FULL!!! and they had me drink like a "shot" of this "alkaseltzer" type stuff.. that bloats your stomach...

not only am i full.... not only do i have a ton of air in muh stomach.. but i HAVE to drink a lot of water or this stuff won't come out... AND i cooked an efing pot roast over night last night (one of my favorite meals..) and i don't know that i'm gonna be able to eat any tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


end rant..

[Sport1.3]

lulz

[Sammich]

HAI KILLER THERES A CLASS ROOM AT TEH SCHOOL THAT JUST DISMISSED FULL OF PEOPLE WHO GIVE A SHIT...A WHITE SHIT

[Killer]

HAI KILLER THERES A CLASS ROOM AT TEH SCHOOL THAT JUST DISMISSED FULL OF PEOPLE WHO GIVE A SHIT...A WHITE SHIT


^^^RACIST

[Sammich]

it has turned my crap white..

NOT RACIST CUZ U TALK BOUT WHITE SHIT HERE...PUTO

[Killer]

honestly.. i started this roast at like 430 yesterday evening.. hoping for it to be ready in 3-4 hours.. well it wasn't..... so it cooked ALL NIGHT.. i turned it off this morning at 8.... most tender/juicy/aromatic roast ever.... i didn't know i'd be eating lead this morning... :( I WANT MUH ROAST!!!

[Sammich]

honestly.. i started this roast at like 430 yesterday evening.. hoping for it to be ready in 3-4 hours.. well it wasn't..... so it cooked ALL NIGHT.. i turned it off this morning at 8.... most tender/juicy/aromatic roast ever.... i didn't know i'd be eating lead this morning... :( I WANT MUH ROAST!!!

FEED IT TO YOUR DOG SINCE U SENT IT OFF TO PRISON IN THE MOUNTAINS TO GET HIT BY CARS AND SHIT...I MEAN THAT COULD BE YOUR WAY OF MAKING UP W/ HIM:ninja:

[Killer]

FEED IT TO YOUR DOG SINCE U SENT IT OFF TO PRISON IN THE MOUNTAINS TO GET HIT BY CARS AND SHIT...I MEAN THAT COULD BE YOUR WAY OF MAKING UP W/ HIM:ninja:


negative!

[Sammich]

feed it to ed...he's ur lover

[Papa_Smurf]

they tryed to get me to drink that crap at a hospital when i was a kid, but it taste so fucking disgusting so i just spit it out.



LOL the bitch tried to tell me it was a milkshake :no:

[Crazy Asian]

ooo hope you feel better. SAMMICH YOU ROT IN HELL YOU FAGGOT!!!!

[Killer]

they tryed to get me to drink that crap at a hospital when i was a kid, but it taste so fucking disgusting so i just spit it out.



LOL the bitch tried to tell me it was a milkshake :no:

it's def gross... so thick and chalky... ugh..

i had to do a thick mixture... the alkeseltzer like stuff.. a thinner mixture (still thick)... water... and a barium pill...

and i had to straight CHUG the thick one..





ooo hope you feel better. SAMMICH YOU ROT IN HELL YOU FAGGOT!!!!

thanks man!

[SuperChicken]

Be glad they didn't pump it up your pooper...

[blaknoize]

it's def good... so thick and sticky... mmm..

i had to do a thick mixture... the alkeseltzer like stuff.. a thinner mixture (still thick)... water... and a barium pill...

and i just straight CHUGGED the thick one..

thanks SAMMICH! :ninja:

[Sammich]

:ninja:

i see what u did thar:lmfao:

[BKgen®]

LOL i used to tech at a vet here in gville and we would give dogs and cats barium sometimes. they gagged on that shit like a $2 whore.

[Sammich]

LOL i used to tech at a vet here in gville and we would give dogs and cats barium sometimes. they gagged on that shit like a $2 whore.

bet u know what its like to gag...:gay:

[BKgen®]

kick rocks, kunta kinte.

[RandomGuy]

kick rocks, kunta kinte.
LMFAOOOOOOOO


but back to the thread, annihilation on here had to take that stuff and imediately after took a dump... shit didnt go down when he flushed, it was like a white ceramic turd that was stuck to the bottom... I went to the bathroom later that day and was like WTF dude is that a turd...or part of the toilet...

I think it was there for a few days b4 anyone did anythign about it... shit was just a white turd stuck to the bottom LOL

[Killer]

LMFAOOOOOOOO


but back to the thread, annihilation on here had to take that stuff and imediately after took a dump... shit didnt go down when he flushed, it was like a white ceramic turd that was stuck to the bottom... I went to the bathroom later that day and was like WTF dude is that a turd...or part of the toilet...

I think it was there for a few days b4 anyone did anythign about it... shit was just a white turd stuck to the bottom LOL

yeah man.. it's mind blowing!!! i've started to take pictures to show people.. cause for some reason a solid white turd looks less disgusting than a brown one... lol

mine haven't sat in the toilet.. BUT they sink like rocks... no floaters here.. lol.. shits heavy... LITERALLY!

[Princess12]

Lol.... my husband has Crohn's Disease. He had to drink that stuff countless times! I think those were some of the most miserable days ever.

[Killer]

Lol.... my husband has Crohn's Disease. He had to drink that stuff countless times! I think those were some of the most miserable days ever.



my stomach feels fine today...

but man.. yesterday was rough.. i was so "full" all day long.. and to be honest.. just had the worst gas.. and stomach cramps...

[honda_BOYZ]

yea...
i swallow..
so does my cuzzin man...
hit me up if you want a lube yob...
lol
my names rudiya gonsalez..
ohh..
and i have a slow ass honda hatchbakk ...bring it if you wanna race.
VTECCCC!!!

[Killer]

yea...
i swallow..
so does my cuzzin man...
hit me up if you want a lube yob...
lol
my names rudiya gonsalez..
ohh..
and i have a slow ass honda hatchbakk ...bring it if you wanna race.
VTECCCC!!!


1. you're gay
2. you're acct has prolly been hacked
3. you're gay

[Princess12]

my stomach feels fine today...

but man.. yesterday was rough.. i was so "full" all day long.. and to be honest.. just had the worst gas.. and stomach cramps...

I'm glad you're feeling better! That stuff is rough. I know Rick has been through that at least 10 times.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

LOL! Yucky!

[Killer]

I'm glad you're feeling better! That stuff is rough. I know Rick has been through that at least 10 times.

he's a stronger man than i am!!!

no way in hell i'd do it more than once!!!!!!!!!!!

i didn't know wtf it was til i got there!!!!

[Princess12]

he's a stronger man than i am!!!

no way in hell i'd do it more than once!!!!!!!!!!!

i didn't know wtf it was til i got there!!!!

Lol... Yeah, poor thing has been through a lot. Did they make you drink it then strap you on this table and tilt you in all sorts of crazy directions?

[Killer]

they just tilted me back and had me lay on my side.. stomach.. back.. and something else i don't remember.. kinda like betweet my side and stomach.. lol

[blaknoize]

teh girls practice using it (the ones that swallow) so I mean... its not all bad is it ?

[OneSlow5pt0]

yea,i have a stomach diease(sp) so ive pretty much had every test u could think of,there not fun.

[Killer]

yea,i have a stomach diease(sp) so ive pretty much had every test u could think of,there not fun.


gross... i feel for you man...

[OneSlow5pt0]

gross... i feel for you man...
its all good man dingo:goodjob: