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ryanmiata
02-17-2009, 01:35 PM
Well, Theres nothing wrong with my car at all. It's OBD1 and I am in a sticky situation. I dont have the money at the moment after having lost my job to afford to put a cat on my car so I cannot pass emissions. Was just wondering if theres anyone who might be able to lend me a hand. PM ME!

Jecht
02-17-2009, 04:52 PM
Where are you located? Go to mazda mart or somewhere and see if they have an extra cat somewhere around for cheap. As long as its not hollow or torn apart on the inside it will probably pass.



My name is Ryan and I drive a Miata too. Thats why I came into the thread.
lmao

:screwy:

quickdodgeŽ
02-17-2009, 07:27 PM
Well, Theres nothing wrong with my car at all. It's OBD1 and I am in a sticky situation. I dont have the money at the moment after having lost my job to afford to put a cat on my car so I cannot pass emissions. Was just wondering if theres anyone who might be able to lend me a hand. PM ME!
Fuck off, dummy. Do your illegal bullshit somewhere else. Later, QD.

Got Milk?
02-17-2009, 07:29 PM
Well if people stop buying broken ass beaten down cars, they would not need help with emissions. As for you question, buy another car, and make sure the car passes the emission test before the purchase. Thats what i always do.

Got Milk?
02-17-2009, 07:30 PM
Fuck off, dummy. Do your illegal bullshit somewhere else. Later, QD.

idk whats more of a win, your running honda, or that tag in ur signature.

G.C
02-17-2009, 08:46 PM
Even if you do find someone that can do it for you, its still going to cost you 100-200$.

Just get the cat. You can find a cheap one on ebay.

Jecht
02-17-2009, 09:55 PM
Well if people stop buying broken ass beaten down cars, they would not need help with emissions. As for you question, buy another car, and make sure the car passes the emission test before the purchase. Thats what i always do.

You're an ass. He is obviously short on money. Some people don't have the money to buy a car that is worth much more than $3000 or don't want to owe money on something that is going to depreciate in value anyways.

HeLLo iM iZzY
02-17-2009, 10:46 PM
Fuck off, dummy. Do your illegal bullshit somewhere else. Later, QD.All he said was he can't afford to put on the car and was asking someone to lend him a hand to have it put on.

What is illegal about that?

TheGodfather
02-17-2009, 10:58 PM
[Verse 1:]
I started sellin dope back in 1986,
I bought a Cadillac and put them thangs on that bitch,
the brains blowed out with the white leather seats,
fieners fienin for that butta cuz tha otha shit is weak,
I was only 17 had the neighborhood hooked,
have em stealin out there crib cuz my crack taste like ribs,
I'm up in the mornin with the rest of these rookies,
you out here sellin them dimes bitch i'm out here sellin them cookies,
I'm flyin outta town gettin them thangs for twelve-five,
four hundred for an ounce and six fifty when its dry,
pyrex dishes in tha motherfucking kitchen,
word around town Mr. Bigg got them chickens,
that ***** bought a house for a small by the lake,
and gave his grandma set of keys to the safe,
them jealous ass ****** and them hoes started hating,
to see my lil sister drive a Benz to graduation,
i'm tripping on that Hennessey and I'm smoking on them budz,
I still got love for them ****** selling them dubs,
I remember when I use to do tha same shit,
buy a half-ounce and cut it up and sold the block up,
I can't put my glock up, my glock is my hoe,
and my hoe go everywhere I go,
which one of you fake ass ****** wanna harm me?
I said you better bring the Navy cause I'm finna bring than Army
Get ya 12 white folks and take dat shit to trial bitch

[Talking:]
Yal matha fuckas talking bout given me 20 matha fuckin years
I got 4 matha fuckin lawyers standin right here and we'll strike this bitch up
And if that don't work out Ill make yall bitcheskill me in this matha fuckin court room
So matha fuck you fuck the judge fuck the DA and fuck all you weak ass ******

[Verse 2:]
I gotta make a plan cuz them laws is on my ass,
I just got a bird and I gotta sell it fast,
They know about the down payments on my third house,
They know about the diamond in my little sister mouth,
They know about benz and the black pathfinder,
They know about the vacation trip I took to China,
They know about the hoe I was fuckin named Kathy,
Heard she got busted wit a bird in Talahasee,
And now they tryna say that the yay belong to me,
I know they tryna get me cuz these ****** keep holdin they nuts on me,
Dickie suits and bullet proofs and steel toes,
You fake ass ****** gone need some real hoes,
I packed my shit cuz it's time for me to go,
I'm getting tired of em kickin in my ma door,
And even though they don't find shit they talk shit,
Askin questions sayin how da fuck you bought that shit,
And how the fuck you don't work but drive different cars,
We got you on the interstate in a Jaguar,
Where da dopa and the matha fuckin guns at,
We'll let you go if you tell us where yo son at,
Shit I don't know nothing light it up and type it up,
And tell the DA get ready cuz we gon strike it up

[Mr. Bigg:] Hello
[Girl:] The damn police kicked my door in this morning lookin for you boy askin me how I bought my house and cars and takin pictures of our shit so you need to go somewhere and hide out for a minute cuz it's hot down here Alright mama
[Mr. Bigg:] I'll holla at you

[Verse 3:]
Im down in New Orleans wit my auntie and my granny,
The clean side of this Mr. Bigg family,
They know I'm on the run so I can't use the phone,
My matha fuckin babies they don't even know I'm gone,
Left my mama 20,000 for my babies and the bill money,
I'm in the attic smoking weed cuz I think this shit is still funny,
Make em kill me or turn myself in shit,
I'm facing life in the god damn pin,
The DA wanna see a ***** fry,
Bringin ****** back from the pin to testify,
Yea I bought some guns from him yea he sold me sum dope,
****** telling on me that I never even seen before,
Everybody wanna sell dope and try to get rich,
Out on the corner just waitin to get indited,
You told on yoself then you told on me,
You might of heard of me but you and never bought no bird from me,
Pussy ass ****** got this game fucked up,
Tellin on ****** just to get they time cut,
A SKS with the magnifying scope,
If you wanna fuck wit me bitch you betta get dem white folks

All you hoes and all you ****** better take dat shit to matha fuckin trial
All you hoes and all you ****** better take dat shit to matha fuckin trial

Take dat shit to trial bitch
Take dat shit to trial bitch
Take dat shit to trial bitch
Take dat shit to trial

FTMFW
02-17-2009, 11:16 PM
[Verse 1:]
I started sellin dope back in 1986,
I bought a Cadillac and put them thangs on that bitch,
the brains blowed out with the white leather seats,
fieners fienin for that butta cuz tha otha shit is weak,
I was only 17 had the neighborhood hooked,
have em stealin out there crib cuz my crack taste like ribs,
I'm up in the mornin with the rest of these rookies,
you out here sellin them dimes bitch i'm out here sellin them cookies,
I'm flyin outta town gettin them thangs for twelve-five,
four hundred for an ounce and six fifty when its dry,
pyrex dishes in tha motherfucking kitchen,
word around town Mr. Bigg got them chickens,
that ***** bought a house for a small by the lake,
and gave his grandma set of keys to the safe,
them jealous ass ****** and them hoes started hating,
to see my lil sister drive a Benz to graduation,
i'm tripping on that Hennessey and I'm smoking on them budz,
I still got love for them ****** selling them dubs,
I remember when I use to do tha same shit,
buy a half-ounce and cut it up and sold the block up,
I can't put my glock up, my glock is my hoe,
and my hoe go everywhere I go,
which one of you fake ass ****** wanna harm me?
I said you better bring the Navy cause I'm finna bring than Army
Get ya 12 white folks and take dat shit to trial bitch

[Talking:]
Yal matha fuckas talking bout given me 20 matha fuckin years
I got 4 matha fuckin lawyers standin right here and we'll strike this bitch up
And if that don't work out Ill make yall bitcheskill me in this matha fuckin court room
So matha fuck you fuck the judge fuck the DA and fuck all you weak ass ******

[Verse 2:]
I gotta make a plan cuz them laws is on my ass,
I just got a bird and I gotta sell it fast,
They know about the down payments on my third house,
They know about the diamond in my little sister mouth,
They know about benz and the black pathfinder,
They know about the vacation trip I took to China,
They know about the hoe I was fuckin named Kathy,
Heard she got busted wit a bird in Talahasee,
And now they tryna say that the yay belong to me,
I know they tryna get me cuz these ****** keep holdin they nuts on me,
Dickie suits and bullet proofs and steel toes,
You fake ass ****** gone need some real hoes,
I packed my shit cuz it's time for me to go,
I'm getting tired of em kickin in my ma door,
And even though they don't find shit they talk shit,
Askin questions sayin how da fuck you bought that shit,
And how the fuck you don't work but drive different cars,
We got you on the interstate in a Jaguar,
Where da dopa and the matha fuckin guns at,
We'll let you go if you tell us where yo son at,
Shit I don't know nothing light it up and type it up,
And tell the DA get ready cuz we gon strike it up

[Mr. Bigg:] Hello
[Girl:] The damn police kicked my door in this morning lookin for you boy askin me how I bought my house and cars and takin pictures of our shit so you need to go somewhere and hide out for a minute cuz it's hot down here Alright mama
[Mr. Bigg:] I'll holla at you

[Verse 3:]
Im down in New Orleans wit my auntie and my granny,
The clean side of this Mr. Bigg family,
They know I'm on the run so I can't use the phone,
My matha fuckin babies they don't even know I'm gone,
Left my mama 20,000 for my babies and the bill money,
I'm in the attic smoking weed cuz I think this shit is still funny,
Make em kill me or turn myself in shit,
I'm facing life in the god damn pin,
The DA wanna see a ***** fry,
Bringin ****** back from the pin to testify,
Yea I bought some guns from him yea he sold me sum dope,
****** telling on me that I never even seen before,
Everybody wanna sell dope and try to get rich,
Out on the corner just waitin to get indited,
You told on yoself then you told on me,
You might of heard of me but you and never bought no bird from me,
Pussy ass ****** got this game fucked up,
Tellin on ****** just to get they time cut,
A SKS with the magnifying scope,
If you wanna fuck wit me bitch you betta get dem white folks

All you hoes and all you ****** better take dat shit to matha fuckin trial
All you hoes and all you ****** better take dat shit to matha fuckin trial

Take dat shit to trial bitch
Take dat shit to trial bitch
Take dat shit to trial bitch
Take dat shit to trial

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5qTJfIB5NXs/Ra7I6AwWrJI/AAAAAAAAAAM/hgedkwc68gI/s400/repost.bmp

MrBoostedCRX
02-17-2009, 11:21 PM
You're an ass. He is obviously short on money. Some people don't have the money to buy a car that is worth much more than $3000 or don't want to owe money on something that is going to depreciate in value anyways.

let the talk their shit, it makes them feel big and tall :goodjob:

and i already PM'd this guy about it, and gave him a number to text/call for a cheap price from a ffriend of mine

FlipKing
02-17-2009, 11:25 PM
Hey, Got Milk, You are gay. that is all.

Catnip
02-18-2009, 12:13 AM
Well, Theres nothing wrong with my car at all. It's OBD1 and I am in a sticky situation. I dont have the money at the moment after having lost my job to afford to put a cat on my car so I cannot pass emissions. Was just wondering if theres anyone who might be able to lend me a hand. PM ME!



My name is Ryan and I drive a Miata too. Thats why I came into the thread.
lmao

:screwy:


Hey, Got Milk, You are gay. that is all.

Fucking weird.

DarwinsA32
02-18-2009, 12:17 AM
Well, Theres nothing wrong with my car at all. It's OBD1 and I am in a sticky situation. I dont have the money at the moment after having lost my job to afford to put a cat on my car so I cannot pass emissions. Was just wondering if theres anyone who might be able to lend me a hand. PM ME!

I got a CAT you can have. You drive here and get it.

Catnip
02-18-2009, 12:21 AM
Fucking weird.


You're right. How often do you see 3 gay guise named ryan with miatas in one place?!

Catnip
02-18-2009, 12:21 AM
You're right. How often do you see 3 gay guise named ryan with miatas in one place?!

Just go to the AIDS/HIV testing facility





:lmao:

FlipKing
02-18-2009, 12:23 AM
^^ lulz, 4 cars and only one is road worth and thats a barely. :-p

DeeAOne
02-18-2009, 12:25 AM
Fucking weird.i was thinking the same thing. lol

Catnip
02-18-2009, 12:27 AM
^^ lulz, 4 cars and only one is road worth and thats a barely. :-p


Really? 2 of them would still put a trainlength on your miata ;)

FlipKing
02-18-2009, 12:28 AM
LOL, thats great. lets do a mountain run? :-p My car has meaning.

Catnip
02-18-2009, 12:31 AM
LOL, thats great. lets do a mountain run? :-p My car has meaning.

I'm sure my 17x9 and 17x11" wheels along with my WS6 suspension are up for it. You should look up SCCA times of a 1996 WS6 compared to your car ;)

FlipKing
02-18-2009, 12:32 AM
LOL, you should look at my transmission compared to your car. :-p

Catnip
02-18-2009, 12:34 AM
LOL, you should look at my transmission compared to your car. :-p


I have 7 gears to choose from, 7 of which will trainlength you at any given time ;)

FlipKing
02-18-2009, 12:35 AM
LOL, you have 5 good gears, and bad tires. I would win in a mountain run as we sit right now.

Catnip
02-18-2009, 12:38 AM
LOL, you have 5 good gears, and bad tires. I would win in a mountain run as we sit right now.

No you wouldn't... LOL. You're some kind of funny.

FlipKing
02-18-2009, 12:39 AM
Lol, you are running slicks on your back. I'd like to see you corner on those. Your lower gears are the ones that are fucked up. Those are the ones you would need to run a mountain.

DarwinsA32
02-18-2009, 12:41 AM
Lol, you are running slicks on your back. I'd like to see you corner on those. Your lower gears are the ones that are fucked up. Those are the ones you would need to run a mountain.

I'll run up in the mountains with ya, it would be an even match, RX7 VS Miata

Catnip
02-18-2009, 12:43 AM
Lol, you are running slicks on your back. I'd like to see you corner on those. Your lower gears are the ones that are fucked up. Those are the ones you would need to run a mountain.

First, what tires do you use to race with? Slicks... more surface area.

Second, LT1= low end torque. I can go from 2nd to 4th and still hold my own.

FlipKing
02-18-2009, 12:45 AM
Lol, mkkkk. lol

quickdodgeŽ
02-18-2009, 03:09 AM
All he said was he can't afford to put on the car and was asking someone to lend him a hand to have it put on.

What is illegal about that?

You and I both know what he's talking about, man. Later, QD.

HeLLo iM iZzY
02-18-2009, 06:17 AM
You and I both know what he's talking about, man. Later, QD.Look here, man.

You wanna take this outside?

Jecht
02-18-2009, 06:19 AM
Fucking weird.

:lmao:

Got Milk?
02-18-2009, 02:59 PM
Hey, Got Milk, You are gay. that is all.

Your car is gay.

Catnip
02-19-2009, 12:02 AM
Your car is gay.

QFT.

FlipKing
02-19-2009, 12:07 AM
Better my car is gay than Me being gay. I said that YOU were gay. Every time I click on a thread, its you jumping on someones nuts. Thats gay.

Jecht
02-19-2009, 12:14 AM
Better my car is gay than Me being gay. I said that YOU were gay. Every time I click on a thread, its you jumping on someones nuts. Thats gay.

He just can't get enough. :lmao:

OWN3R
02-24-2009, 02:10 AM
register in non emisson county if able

AnthonyF
02-24-2009, 05:58 AM
due to your low post count, I do not trust you.

-Ant.