IA WANNA BE MILLONAIRE (WANNA BE BALLER )

[EJ25RUN]

Good luck succeeding with an attitude like that.

I always wanted to buy a 914 or 924 or 944 just to say I drive a Porsche...then i realized how lame that was lol. Bragging's not allowed unless it's a 356 or 911 derivative. :doh:

I missed this earlier.

Poorman's Porsches :lmao:

They can be fun unless you want them for the badge. Skimmed through...is his the 1.7L VW unit?

[TIGERJC]

I think mark is on that stuff again

[Revmaynard]

fuck this next time i write in this thread i will have a millon


PEACE!


:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao: Took you all of like ten minutes? Huh?

[81911SC]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/xlr8.jpgThis needs more love.

[EJ25RUN]

:lmao:

[ShooterMcGavin]

i never said it was a parts distribution company....it's actually a well known authorized dealership of metropcs and ATT phones....

I mean with the business, lawsuit, and the house we are going to flip in 2 years i should have atleast half a mil

wow there's still a market for flipping houses?

[ironchef]

wow there's still a market for flipping houses?In his imaginary fantasy land there is.

[Julio]

despite all the garbage in this thread.. some people had very good advice..

And like always, the same people giving the good advice..

[Julio]

Free plug Cause Im broke..

So click on my Signature please ..

Thank you IA for your support.

[Revmaynard]

I'm actually ordering something....LOL Hope I don't get scammed. ;) LOLOL

[81911SC]

Julio, You got wall chargers for Casios?

[Julio]

No sir.. you will not. That, Im almost certain

[Atlblkz06]

This thread is hilarious.....

I'm gonna check back in 2 years to see how rich you are.

[sogood]

at one point i was selling heavy weight....like so much weight you need to hire a transporter for.....we will leave it at that.

...lol I bet.

[The Creeper]

So is this wannabe baller, piece of "gangsta" shit being serious in this thread? Please tell me this thread is one big inside joke or something.....

[Revmaynard]

No sir.. you will not. That, Im almost certain


LOLOLOL. ''Almost''. Nice.

[Deke]

I saw this thread earlier today and figured it might turn out ridiculous (being the xlr8nmr2 was the creator), but this far exceeded my expectations. Haha, I'm getting flashbacks to the police drugging him, russian mobsters, and death threats (a wait, that was this thread too). Haha, awesome.

[The Creeper]

Is this guy serious though? Does he really think him having some busted piece of shit cars make him a balla....or does he really think 1400 bucks is a lot of money....And there is no way this trash will ever see anywhere near a million dollars....ever....Unless he won the lottery. Then he would be on the news a couple years later about "how I lost all the millions I won" hahahaha.

[soul]

marky mark, come on now, you moved weight but no were near needing a transporter, lets be real son

[OG-Skinny]

I just read 14 pages of the most random, off the wall BULLSHIT I've ever put my eyes on.

What it comes down to is you (XLER8SHN or whatever) will never be a "Baller" Want to know why? I'll give you some pointers as to what/why your doing EVERYTHING wrong.

1. Never, ever ever show off how much your worth, how much you have, or any assets you own. If your rich enough, people will look into you without you knowing. That's why all the richer people in the world get reports and census' made about them. they don't have to do anything but continue what they have been doing all along.

2. Your attitude in life is plain shit. Your customers, no matter who they are, will straight up deal with you once, and that's it. If you get that one chance, make everything you can out of it.

3. Showing off how much you spend on a weekend or make makes you look like an idiot. Your targeting yourself for greedy women, thieves, and people who DO make money off of show-offs like yourself. $1400 is nothing today. I spend that in a weekend also, It's called a house payment and bills, Does that make me a "baller" too?

4. This is what I'll leave you with, and if any real millionaires read this on here (and yes There are more than a handful of them that read on here from time to time) will agree that they (the rich people) don't have time to sit here and respond to you or show off what they make/spend/earn. It's not worth their time. They are too busy either working to make more money, or enjoying life, however that might be because they worked for it.

So, some cliff notes for you. Shut the hell up about being a "baller". The more you talk about being a "baller" the more everyone on here will see you as a coincident asshole.

[_Christian_]

btw the porsche is for sale guys 10k cash and it's yours.
Pardon me for beeing rude HAHAHA

[RandomGuy]

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/81911/xlr8.jpg
OH MY GOD LOL

i actually LOL'd

[Elbow]

Just got my first business guys....plan to have my first mil in a year and half...what did you guys spend your first mil on?

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KEEP DREAMING

[Elbow]

Pardon me for beeing rude HAHAHA

10K CASH FOR A BUSTED 914?!?!!??!?! :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Dude I just lost ALL respect for you, you are 100% a complete dumb ass.

[Vteckidd]

Originally Posted by XLR8NMR2
at one point i was selling heavy weight....like so much weight you need to hire a transporter for.....we will leave it at that.

Rick Ross Jr. ?

[81911SC]

Also, did he say he would have a million in profit or make a million in general? Two different things ya know, Trump.

[umairejaz]

This thread does put hope into my perception of IA. We have some true G's that know what is up.

Too the OP, im sorry but I can't quit laughing at you. LOLOLOL

[Z33_kid]

congrats

[gtrmonkey]

Man I think yall hit him a little harsh

[Kevykev]

Mark's gonna come back in this thread with some serious cash. PUT ALL YOU HATIN BITCHES TO SHAME NAH MEAN????

Do you???

Mark don't forget about me man, I need at least 5% but prefer 10% my man.

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Man, I think your sig is a little too big.

But to stay on topic, you're talking about selling this and that and inheriting this. YOU ARE NOT DOING WORK. You're just a lucky dude. I can sell my mom's car and make money too. Fuck my tow truck, I'm gonna sell that and make some money off that truck. All I see you selling here is mommy's cars. That's easy work right there but it ain't your work. I'm 100% sure you didn't pay monthly for that car. Again, that's just being a lucky KID. An upcoming millionaire doesn't flaunt around his money and goes around spreading ideas, he keeps his shit on the DL and does the damn thing. And there is just bunch of other shit that you have mentioned on here that just makes this bunch of BS.

And if you did your math right, you would need more then a couple of resprays to reach the $17,500 dollar appraisal of SilverSol's Mustang, lol.

[One_Bad_SHO]

Annnnd one more time for good times sake.... "lol france"

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes." --Mark Twain.

"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French one behind me." --General George S. Patton.

"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf.

"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." --Marge Simpson

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." --Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." --Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --Regis Philbin.

"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whisky I don't know." --P.J O'Rourke (1989).

"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it." --John McCain, U.S. Senator

"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French, people." --Conan O'Brien

"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France either" --Jay Leno.

"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman

"Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada." --Ted Nugent.

"War without France would be like ... uh ... World War II."

"The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right now is one that says 'First Iraq, then France.'" --Tom Brokaw.

"What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?" --Dennis Miller.

"It is important to remember that the French have always been there when they needed us." --Alan Kent

"They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house." --Argus Hamilton

"Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was, 'Never shot. Dropped once'." --Rep. Roy Blount (MO)

"The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq." --Dennis Miller

Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city in WWII?
A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?

"Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." --Rep. Roy Blount (MO)

"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was raining." --John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.

[TheGodfather]

^ Love the french stuff. God that place sucks.

But I have alot of money, but don't go making threads about it. I've learned to be humble in what I have. And be grateful.

I am pleased with my life so far, and I don't need anyone elses approval/opnion to make me feel validated. Why do you? What do you gain out of this?

Whether you believe in karma or God, neither one of those suggests this being a good idea to brag about money you don't even have yet.

Take some time to think about how you are conducting yourself on an online forum, and look at it like you are an outsider. Would you believe and think highly of a person such as yourself?

[gtrmonkey]

I know a bunch of millionares that flaut there stuff. I am just stayin that there is no standard for how you should act if your millionare. If he get to be a millionare, fine so be it. If he doesn't fine so be it. There are alot of people who act like they have money and then later on end up having money. Think about the Great Gastby. I am just saying nuttin impossible. He made be taking a different apporach to being a millionare. One that is non traditional. And one way I certainly don't agree with but if I work out for him, good for him.

This is for mainly the people who decided to jump on the banwagon(NOT the insurance guy):
The reason I sayed yall are being to harsh on him is starting with his parents. If his parents are helpin out let him sell there cars and shit. That there problem not mine not yours or anybody esles. It doesn't matter if he became a millionare with or without his parents help. The fact is he is still a millionare. There not going to be a badge over his head that sayes mom and dad helped me or I am fucking lucky.

I just get tired of people sayin shit: Like your not going to make it that way. or You need to do this or you need to that or else your going to fail. You sound like a bunch chiristian tellin people since you don't believe in god your going to hell. Who the fuck are you to tell him that. It one thing if he comes on asking for advice and slaps it in your face. But I don't see anywhere were ask for advice about becoming a millionare.

[BanginJimmy]

"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure." --Jacques Chirac, President of France

"As far as France is concerned, you're right." --Rush Limbaugh,

"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee." --Regis Philbin.


These are great. Maybe I should start another thread expressing all of the accolades of France. If nothing else, it should provide hours of entertaining french jokes.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc78yPv_ztM

[Elbow]

FRANCE FTMFW.

[EJ25RUN]

FRANCE FTMFW.

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