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Atlblkz06
02-12-2009, 10:52 AM
Soo I was curious if you guys on IA are actually religious....
Let me know if I'm missing any religions .

Actually - I cant edit the poll so you're stuck with whats up there.

Sammich
02-12-2009, 10:53 AM
IBTL

BKgen®
02-12-2009, 10:54 AM
this oughtta be entertaining.

AirMax95
02-12-2009, 11:00 AM
Oh dear.....

I forsee Maniac coming here and trashing this thread (actually bringing the chuckle).

Who gots $20 on it?

Sammich
02-12-2009, 11:01 AM
Oh dear.....

I forsee Maniac coming here and trashing this thread (actually bringing the chuckle).

Who gots $20 on it?

got $20 wendy, his sister, is hot...minus the nose:ninja:

AirMax95
02-12-2009, 11:02 AM
Yes, I am the first to vote.......

Bring the rain.

stillaneon
02-12-2009, 11:15 AM
Automobilism?



Just me or do Islam, Christianity and Judaism believe in the same God?

BKgen®
02-12-2009, 12:06 PM
Automobilism?



Just me or do Islam, Christianity and Judaism believe in the same God?

Yeah there was actually a pretty interesting documentary about it on TV not too long ago. It was like "Three Faiths: One God" or something like that.

Revmaynard
02-12-2009, 12:56 PM
I chose the ''automobilism''. I would have chose ''none'', but I don't believe in a hell so I'm not going to say I'm going there. LOL

4dmin
02-12-2009, 01:35 PM
http://brandon.bagwellonline.com/randpics/baphomet.gif

"I belive the devil and I will burn in hell those who he possess shall walk the final way my heart belongs to evil my thoughts are truly black nothing lasts forever and I will soon attack... "

AirMax95
02-12-2009, 01:39 PM
Dude, thats not the devil, lol. Its a transexual goat with wings!

OneSlow5pt0
02-12-2009, 01:54 PM
http://brandon.bagwellonline.com/randpics/baphomet.gif

"I belive the devil and I will burn in hell those who he possess shall walk the final way my heart belongs to evil my thoughts are truly black nothing lasts forever and I will soon attack... "





"the Satanist simply accepts the definition which suits him best. Man has always created his gods, rather than his gods creating him. To the Satanist "God"...is seen as the balancing force in nature, and not as being concerned with suffering"

Maniacc
02-12-2009, 02:03 PM
Soo I was curious if you guys on IA are actually religious....
Let me know if I'm missing any religions .

Actually - I cant edit the poll so you're stuck with whats up there.
Wow, it's about fucking time! Congrats, Atlblkz06! You're the FIRST PERSON EVER ON IA to make a religious thread. Man, I never thought I'd see the day!

Lemme ask you something: Are you religious? If so... why?

AirMax95
02-12-2009, 02:04 PM
"the Satanist simply accepts the definition which suits him best. Man has always created his gods, rather than his gods creating him. To the Satanist "God"...is seen as the balancing force in nature, and not as being concerned with suffering"


nah, my explanation is better, lol.


Wow, it's about fucking time! Congrats, Atlblkz06! You're the FIRST PERSON EVER ON IA to make a religious thread. Man, I never thought I'd see the day!

Lemme ask you something: Are you religious? If so... why?

Took you long enough!

J-ROCK
02-12-2009, 02:49 PM
i believe in god to an extent but i dont go to church or do any of that stuff for the simple fact that everytime i tried they treated my family like dirt because we didnt wear suits and ties and dresses like everyone else! i did dress nice by the way!

tron
02-12-2009, 04:25 PM
i pray only to the car gods, all shall bow down to my man made glory

Got Milk?
02-12-2009, 04:54 PM
soo many jews on here

RL...
02-12-2009, 05:16 PM
I only pray to baby jesus, cute little cuddly baby jesus so young yet so omnipotent, 8lb, 6 oz baby jesus!

Frög
02-12-2009, 05:19 PM
SUPER DUPER!

FasTech
02-12-2009, 05:51 PM
Of course I believe in God, do I judge the people that don't.....No! I'm not one of those, "If you don't come to church every Sunday you're going to Hell" or "If you don't believe in God you're stupid". Your belief is your decision and my belief is my decision. Point Blank end of story.

Friggintitsman
02-12-2009, 06:57 PM
I luv me some jeebus

Friggintitsman
02-12-2009, 06:59 PM
Oh wait I'm agnostic.

bookthief
02-12-2009, 07:37 PM
got $20 wendy, his sister, is hot...minus the nose:ninja:


Alright pbs-since you have no way of shutting the fuck up,
Yes wendy is hella pretty, her nose isn't perfect BUT
I bet it's waaayy better than yours.
Looking like a gorilla with a big greasy head and oversized DSL

NewGen33
02-12-2009, 07:51 PM
I'm a christian and not the crazy hey if you don't convert your going to hell one you see on the side of the road. I believe Jesus died for my sins and because of that I'll have ever lasting life by accepting him as my savior. I don't question or mock anyone else religion, that is just what I simply believe. :goodjob:

Friggintitsman
02-12-2009, 08:15 PM
I believe in Jesus, Allah, Santa Clause, the tooth fairy, and several other fictional characters.

Atlblkz06
02-12-2009, 09:05 PM
I say act with responsibility and you wont need a religion to guide you.

I do believe that there is something that transcends what our 5 senses can perceive.

Atlblkz06
02-12-2009, 09:15 PM
http://brandon.bagwellonline.com/randpics/baphomet.gif

"I belive the devil and I will burn in hell those who he possess shall walk the final way my heart belongs to evil my thoughts are truly black nothing lasts forever and I will soon attack... "

Some say Baphomet is the true depiction of Satan and I've heard that it came up during the supression Knights Templar - which also connects it to the freemasons, but I'm not really sure. Its even supposed to be a misrepresentation of Muhammed lol. "Abufihamat, pronounced "Bufihimat," a word very similar to Baphomet, is Moorish-Spanish for "father of wisdom," an epithet used to describe the Prophet. Respected Dead Sea Scrolls scholar, Dr. Hugh Schonfield, believes that baphomet is a kabalistic cipher for the Gnostic Goddess Sophia."

The pentagram was a considered a "perfect" symbol with metaphysical properties and an object with spiritual connection for the Pagans. Somehow with the advent of christianity it got a bad reputation.

Going back to the sigil of Baphomet - I dont think anyone really knows the "truth". History is fun stuff!

ironchef
02-12-2009, 10:25 PM
Automobilism!

Frög
02-12-2009, 11:58 PM
lol

tron
02-13-2009, 12:11 AM
I say act with responsibility and you wont need a religion to guide you.

I do believe that there is something that transcends what our 5 senses can perceive.


:stupid:

abdullah9018
02-13-2009, 02:04 AM
last i checked my god was Allah not islam

§treet_§peed
02-13-2009, 02:16 AM
i don't know if there is a "God" or gods for that matter. I believe there is a higher power. i also believe in reincarnation. but anyways only way to find out is when you do, supposedly. how does anyone know if you will even find out then.

abdullah9018
02-13-2009, 02:19 AM
i don't know if there is a "God" or gods for that matter. I believe there is a higher power. i also believe in reincarnation. but anyways only way to find out is when you do, supposedly. how does anyone know if you will even find out then.

ur gonna die and trust me ull find out

might not be what u want

but it will be something

Atlblkz06
02-13-2009, 02:24 AM
ur gonna die and trust me ull find out

might not be what u want

but it will be something

That's assuming that cognitive ability will still be with "him" after death. We dont know jack about death and yet everyone acts so wise...:rolleyes:

abdullah9018
02-13-2009, 02:27 AM
not wise, no one can deny that everyone will die, therefore we can assume everyone will know what will happen

that is if something happens at all
me personally, i think something will happen, dont know what, but having a belief gives a person hope, a reason to live

umairejaz
02-13-2009, 02:36 AM
As we grow old we will begin looking for that reason to live, and alot of times it is very easy to turn to religion because we let others think for us.

abdullah9018
02-13-2009, 02:45 AM
iv met my share of people in the life, and the most at peace people i have ever met were religious, christians, muslims, jews any religion.

§treet_§peed
02-13-2009, 03:46 AM
all im saying is whatever happens, will happen whether i like it or anyone else. As far as myself, i just want to know that i enjoyed my life here and had fun while i could. after all, each of our lives is just a blink of an eye in the scale of things.

umairejaz
02-13-2009, 09:48 AM
^It is scary how time flies.

_Christian_
02-13-2009, 09:50 PM
I follow the teachings of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster.

allmotoronly
02-14-2009, 01:08 AM
Isn't the God of Christianity and the God of Islam the same God? Christians believe that Christ is the son of God, where as muslims believe that the son of God has not come, and that Mohammad was a prophet of God? That is what I'm getting out of the whole thing. If that is the case, do radical Muslims hate Jews as much as they hate Christians? Jews don't don't have anything in their teachings about Mohammad or Christ. Christians and Jews get along pretty good. Why can't the radical Muslims get along with Christians? Can someone enlighten me please?

eYezs1ck
02-14-2009, 01:23 AM
lol @ automobilism being a god & ppl who voted "going to hell"

Atlblkz06
02-14-2009, 02:46 AM
Bah I screwed up with the polls - you're supposed to pick a religion, not a god. Doh.

VooDooXII
02-14-2009, 02:47 AM
I'll just stick to "Automobilism"...I'm agnostic and apathetic. If you've got your religious viewpoints, that's great and I wouldn't mind learning a bit about why you believe what you do, but I don't identify myself with any religion.

87 Turbo II
02-14-2009, 03:35 AM
I'm agnostic so I can't really vote for any of those

Kat Williams
02-15-2009, 12:35 AM
Islam is not my god lol. allah is my god, might wanna fix the poll lol. :D

Kevykev
02-15-2009, 09:36 AM
I worked with a guy that practiced paganism and it that guy had some WILD stories.



I follow the teachings of the great Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Hahahah WOW, funny tho!

Hulud
02-15-2009, 11:02 AM
lol @ wrong forum and repost

Atlblkz06
02-15-2009, 11:34 AM
lol @ wrong forum and repost

LOL @ you.

Friggintitsman
02-15-2009, 01:12 PM
Where is your god now?

ShooterMcGavin
02-15-2009, 07:55 PM
definitely PASTAFARIANISM, carbs ftw! :lmfao:

zimabog
02-18-2009, 04:01 PM
http://catmas.com/images/2006/12/where-is-your-god-now.jpg

james
02-19-2009, 11:19 AM
so if someone doesn't believe in god they are going to hell? quite an ignorant statment.

crzydesi
02-19-2009, 11:35 PM
Isn't the God of Christianity and the God of Islam the same God? Christians believe that Christ is the son of God, where as muslims believe that the son of God has not come, and that Mohammad was a prophet of God? That is what I'm getting out of the whole thing. If that is the case, do radical Muslims hate Jews as much as they hate Christians? Jews don't don't have anything in their teachings about Mohammad or Christ. Christians and Jews get along pretty good. Why can't the radical Muslims get along with Christians? Can someone enlighten me please?

Muslim's do not believe that God has a son, but we do believe Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) is the last Prophet of Allah. As far as radical Muslims go, they just have a lot of hate in them. Muslims in general do not hate Jews or Christians, or any other religion. In fact it is mandatory for us to respect all religions.

The question about why radical Muslims cant get along with Christians and Jews is simple... they are radical.

zimabog
02-20-2009, 12:39 AM
its the same god, the same crazy egotistic hypocritic god.

but instead of sending down a son; in islam god sent down a black stone on the kaaba. guess it was easier to do than sending down y-chromosomal genetic data to impregnate a 'virgin'.

Sinfix_15
02-21-2009, 05:20 AM
does "none- im going to hell" = Athiest?

sohcEX
02-21-2009, 11:03 AM
damn!!! yall im going to Heaven with Jesus and hes got me a big ol crib with cars out front :bling: :bling: :bling: hope to see yall there with my homie Jesus

DrivenMind
02-21-2009, 05:47 PM
You didn't have my god up there...

His name is Raptor Jesus.

So I picked the closet thing to my beliefs (pastafari)

quiet_s0ng
02-23-2009, 02:17 PM
i'm a Buddhist. i was born one, raise by his teachings, and i'll died one and hopefully be reborn again as one. why? because all major religion is based on one thing and that's faith. in simple terms it just means believing in something you don't truly know or fully understand but you believe in it whole heartedly. so with that being said we can skip the debate if god and/or gods exist and move on to how each religion influence you. i'm a long ways from being an expert in all religion but i do understand how most of them works through reading about them, talking with their followers, and yes even television. television is a great learn tool. what i've learn from all of these sources is that Buddhism is a religion of peace. i've never heard of any wars fought in the name of Buddha. is a religion based around knowledge. knowledge that's used to better one self and at the same time teaches never to believe that you're better then anyone else. it teaches you to care and respect those who's close to you and even your enemies. teaches you to give help to those in need no matter their background or their faith. i used the word teaches a lot is because that was who he was. i neither worship nor do i pray to Buddha because he wasn't all mighty or had any worldly powers. he was simply a man born as a king and started to question the reasons behind life. his teachings are what i follow by in life and in thus made me the man i am today.

RandomGuy
02-26-2009, 02:05 AM
I worked with a guy that practiced paganism and it that guy had some WILD stories.




Hahahah WOW, funny tho!
plz elaborate on wild stories ginepas and/or chennets

RandomGuy
02-26-2009, 02:07 AM
Muslim's do not believe that God has a son, but we do believe Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) is the last Prophet of Allah. As far as radical Muslims go, they just have a lot of hate in them. Muslims in general do not hate Jews or Christians, or any other religion. In fact it is mandatory for us to respect all religions.

The question about why radical Muslims cant get along with Christians and Jews is simple... they are radical.
shut up you jihadist.....



by the way this is hasan

zimabog
03-02-2009, 09:44 PM
check out this guy's channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/NonStampCollector

tron
04-11-2009, 08:28 PM
i figured it was related so im posting it

this was a comment left on my facebook note by some chick lol it was to this picture i posted

feel free to make fun of her logic......

everything you just said are assumptions
and their wrong
1) I have been reading the bible since i was 5, mesmerizing verses, stories,going to church every sunday etc
2)yes i do know the history, i've taken religion class for 10 years, so i am very informed
3) I made the choice to believe in Jesus Christ when i was 11, no 1 told me too... Read More ("")

not that any of that matters
the point is "religion" is based on faith not by sight
I've never seen God
but that is not stopping me from believing
People never saw Mars
but they still believe its up there just because some scientists said so
there are alot of things u haven't seen but still believe in

I can't physically prove to u that there is a God or there isn't but the Bible says those who believe and have not seen will be blessed way more than those who have

if u want sum type of proof, ask ppl abt their life b4 God and their life after they believed in him, look at the change


ok most of the blah didnt make me lol but when she said "People never saw Mars
but they still believe its up there just because some scientists said so
there are alot of things u haven't seen but still believe in"...i had to laugh cause its pretty much the dumbest thing i've ever heard

RL...
04-13-2009, 02:37 AM
^^^ lulz


IF YOU DONT GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY AND WED YOU'RE GOING TO HELL! THATS THE TRUTH!

skillzilla
05-08-2009, 06:47 PM
"Islam, Christianity, Buddhism, Hinduism, Old Schoolism or New Schoolism. If we're not schoolin the youth WITH wisdom then the sins of the father will visit the children, and thats not keepin it real, thats keepin it...WRONG."

Ocelot
06-14-2009, 07:45 PM
this poll is flawed, if you have no god and don't believe then you don't go to hell, you don't believe.

Kelly
07-02-2009, 08:50 AM
Whether or not you believe... you should read 20 Minutes In Hell. It's a pretty intense book!

sohcEX
07-02-2009, 07:53 PM
Ive read it Kelly it scared the HELL of me haha

Kelly
07-07-2009, 12:21 PM
:thinking:

It really is a good read

Ocelot
07-19-2009, 07:11 PM
then I must find this book, what stores is it sold in and what section do i find it?

Kelly
08-17-2009, 03:29 PM
It's in any Christian book store... actually I've seen it in Walmart in the Jesus book's section. lol

SPOOLIN
09-18-2009, 09:31 PM
if it takes more than 20 minutes to read ill never get through it

BABY J
09-20-2009, 03:54 PM
Hell is a 414hp EF hatch on Pep Boys radials running from the dig. Ask me how I know. LOL

BluesClues
09-22-2009, 02:36 PM
LOL @ automobilism!!!!