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fininfarina
02-05-2009, 09:34 PM
Seriously, why do you think she keep parking between 2 lines this shit in the parking lot?

She is RICER

VW EOS

FasTech
02-05-2009, 09:35 PM
Next time, leave a nice note for her on the windshield. :goodjob:

EuroTra$h
02-05-2009, 09:35 PM
^ FAIL not rice just bad driving

Thighs
02-05-2009, 09:37 PM
FAIL for not knowing english

aneel
02-05-2009, 09:38 PM
thats a nice chick car..

aneeL

uproot
02-05-2009, 09:41 PM
www.youparklikeanasshole.com

canadianrcis
02-05-2009, 10:15 PM
key it and write "learn to park you dumb bitch" in the paint.

redrumracer
02-05-2009, 10:27 PM
get a couple jacks and move the car over. i mean if you have the free time and really want to piss them off. then park right next to them/her.

VooDooXII
02-05-2009, 10:32 PM
key it and write "learn to park you dumb bitch" in the paint.

I did that to someone...they were parked over the line so my car couln't fit in. Left them a note saying, "Really? Did you purposely do that just so no one would ding your already messed up car? Actually to be fair, you do take a 'driving' test not a 'parking' test for your license...but pay attention next time. Wow."

I was bored, and I had a big piece of paper.

swollix
02-05-2009, 11:57 PM
You should just piss on and around her car, mark that spot as your territory. Check to see if she is hot first.

AirMax95
02-06-2009, 08:12 AM
She's not a ricer, lol. People are wearing that word out.

If she does it all the time, she is most likely another person who is tired of people parking next to her dinging her car. Nothing new at all.

KDM>JDM
02-06-2009, 10:22 AM
i have a friend that just doesnt know how to park an she parks like that all the time not meaning too an it kills me

JITB
02-06-2009, 10:24 AM
pee on her door handle..

HeLLo iM iZzY
02-06-2009, 10:32 AM
I would find someone with CRX's to squeeze in there.

Watch that bitch try to get into her car, hhahaa.

fininfarina
02-06-2009, 12:15 PM
Thats what I have to try next time!!:rolleyes:



I did that to someone...they were parked over the line so my car couln't fit in. Left them a note saying, "Really? Did you purposely do that just so no one would ding your already messed up car? Actually to be fair, you do take a 'driving' test not a 'parking' test for your license...but pay attention next time. Wow."

I was bored, and I had a big piece of paper.

Brian*
02-06-2009, 01:10 PM
EOS=not rice, they are pretty kick ass... But the parking, yeah... Tell the bitch to park in one fucking spot! BE A MAN, COME ON!!

DieselNuts
02-06-2009, 01:19 PM
are there cameras in the parking deck? if not, pour sardine juice into the cowl...that will teach her...

Captain-Obvious™
02-06-2009, 01:45 PM
park right next to her driver door, just squeeze right on in there so she has to crawl in through the other side

cactusEG
02-06-2009, 01:55 PM
take a shit on her hood ! ! !

AirMax95
02-06-2009, 02:29 PM
take a shit on her hood ! ! !

Extreme :lmfao:

SLOWLYbtngU
02-06-2009, 02:45 PM
park right next to her driver door, just squeeze right on in there so she has to crawl in through the other side
That's what I do...

fininfarina
02-06-2009, 04:08 PM
Hell yeah

I will put my dog on windshield next time:yes:


take a shit on her hood ! ! !

fininfarina
02-06-2009, 04:09 PM
I dont want my car has ding on :eek:


That's what I do...

G.C
02-06-2009, 06:49 PM
Jack the car up and put concrete block under all 4 sides. So the tires are not touching the ground.

But if you want to be nice just leave her a nice note :).

Master Shake
02-10-2009, 02:16 PM
are there cameras in the parking deck? if not, pour sardine juice into the cowl...that will teach her...awe man, that shit would keep me from driving for like 3 months.

holy shit that would be fucking sick.
i'd lol so hard.

87 Turbo II
02-10-2009, 04:38 PM
take all but one lug nut of of each wheel, and loosen the one that's there a couple of turns. It's not unsafe, she won't even make it out the deck.

Ruststang
02-10-2009, 09:43 PM
key it and write "learn to park you dumb bitch" in the paint.

DON'T DO THIS! It would be just my luck it would show up at my dealership on a trade and i would have to spend 30 mins wet sanding and buffing out profanity. Just break glass all around the tires lol I'm not a Mechanic! :crazy:

fininfarina
02-11-2009, 12:20 AM
:goodjob:



DON'T DO THIS! It would be just my luck it would show up at my dealership on a trade and i would have to spend 30 mins wet sanding and buffing out profanity. Just break glass all around the tires lol I'm not a Mechanic! :crazy:

SixSquared
02-11-2009, 12:26 AM
I would find someone with CRX's to squeeze in there.

Watch that bitch try to get into her car, hhahaa.

x2

rbwdriven
02-11-2009, 05:47 AM
hook a chain up to the front cv joint and hide it and attach other end either to column or other car.

leave a note saying have a nice day.

Brian*
02-11-2009, 07:45 AM
Question, is she hot? LOL

Brian*
02-11-2009, 07:46 AM
hook a chain up to the front cv joint and hide it and attach other end either to column or other car.

leave a note saying have a nice day.

That would be a BAD IDEA :screwy: lol

09K20
02-11-2009, 12:08 PM
www.youparklikeanasshole.com (http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/)

That is great!!!!!

Homer Simpson
02-11-2009, 12:15 PM
after further observation of the picture, i see no parking line. Maybe she's in 1 parking space? I could be wrong from the poor pics.

There's a parking space like that at my school. Its a HUGE parking space that 2 small cars can fit, but you know I already park there! :) Door dings ftl.

2turbo4u
02-11-2009, 12:27 PM
after further observation of the picture, i see no parking line. Maybe she's in 1 parking space? I could be wrong from the poor pics.

There's a parking space like that at my school. Its a HUGE parking space that 2 small cars can fit, but you know I already park there! :) Door dings ftl.
I must agree with you, o.p she just got there before you :tongue1:

imbatman
02-11-2009, 12:35 PM
fight fire with fire

Civem2
02-11-2009, 12:42 PM
lol ...:no:

One_Bad_SHO
02-11-2009, 12:50 PM
She's obviously someone who loves her car enough to protect it from door dings and other misc. markings caused by other parkers. That makes her an enthusiast. One of us.

Leave her alone and find 2 spaces of your own.

Christopherr
02-11-2009, 07:22 PM
Personally...I'd pull the valve stem core on all four tires. It won't damage her car, but just make it extremely inconvienent.

Frög
02-11-2009, 07:38 PM
If the parking isn't crowded then there is nothing wrong with it..

black95se
02-11-2009, 10:07 PM
two smart cars would own her!

Brian*
02-12-2009, 07:28 AM
after further observation of the picture, i see no parking line. Maybe she's in 1 parking space? I could be wrong from the poor pics.

There's a parking space like that at my school. Its a HUGE parking space that 2 small cars can fit, but you know I already park there! :) Door dings ftl.

I was thinking the same thing, I have also done the same thing in one big spot so fuckers didn't park next to me! So take a chill pill, and go find another spot HAHAHA :crazy:

mocha latte cupcake
02-12-2009, 07:32 AM
check for wheel locks. remove all four wheels and place on jacks. lesson learned.

have done it its fun :D

1) always wear gloves
2) do not purchase anything with a CC
3) have a friend help
4) beware teh cameras!
5) keep back turned to the street :D

dabuilding
02-15-2009, 07:10 PM
i do believe 2 hondas could get in there just enough to block her from getting in lol where is this im actually gonna do this if its at ksu

Total_Blender
02-18-2009, 04:06 PM
pee on her door handle..

Rub some doo-doo on the door handle. But only on the back side so you can't see it untill its too late. :ninja: