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BABY J
02-05-2009, 05:10 PM
I can has??

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1136287/One-night-stand-man-wakes-lover-carved-arm.html

One-night stand man wakes to find lover has carved her name into his arm:

A drunken fling ended in disaster for a man who woke up to find his lover's name carved into his arm.

Dominique Fisher, 22, used a Stanley knife to write her name on Wayne Robinson's upper arm.

She inflicted the injuries on the 24-year-old at her home in Blackburn, Lancashire.


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Mr Robinson woke to find his body decorated with a star on his back, 'Dominique' written on his upper right arm, and numerous slash marks on his left arm and shoulder.

He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He said: 'I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can't believe she did this to me and I hate her.


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'When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn't even wake her to ask what she'd done.'

'I'm scarred for life,' he told The Sun. 'I wish I'd never met her.'


Fisher was found guilty of one charge of unlawful wounding at Preston Crown Court on Monday, following a two-day trial.

She will be sentenced on February 27 at Preston Crown Court.



LOL

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/05/article-0-0342591D000005DC-595_224x358.jpg

NOOB:

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02/05/article-0-03425A37000005DC-380_224x358.jpg

Killer
02-05-2009, 05:13 PM
that's hilarious!!!!

XLR8NMR2
02-05-2009, 05:15 PM
how the fuck didn't he wake up?

ep9716
02-05-2009, 05:16 PM
HAHAH FUCKING PWNED!!!!

keva52
02-05-2009, 05:16 PM
ive actually had this happen to me.. not a fun experience..

BABY J
02-05-2009, 05:17 PM
ive actually had this happen to me.. not a fun experience..


BWA BWA BWA HAHAHAA

XLR8NMR2
02-05-2009, 05:18 PM
lirl

Brown Man
02-05-2009, 05:19 PM
pills and vodka FTW!!!

ep9716
02-05-2009, 05:21 PM
ive actually had this happen to me.. not a fun experience..

LOL WUT?

dabuilding
02-05-2009, 05:31 PM
thats gotta suck

keva52
02-05-2009, 05:34 PM
about the same thing that happened to that guy but it was actually my gf at the time and we were at my house. i always keep a knife beside my bed and i had feel asleep after a long night of drinking. well later that night i woke up to what i thought was her scratching me be it was her on top of me with the knife that was on my night stand and her coked up out of her gored drawing on me with it. i threw her off of me, picker her up and threw her out my from door naked and went back to sleep. havent talked to her since.. dunno how she got home cuz she lived in decatur and i lived in athens and i picked her up that day..

matthewAPM
02-05-2009, 05:52 PM
DANG! id be pissed!

MINI
02-05-2009, 05:59 PM
I would be oddly turned on by that...

keva52
02-05-2009, 06:01 PM
I would be oddly turned on by that...

i can give you her number if you want it haha

redrumracer
02-05-2009, 06:09 PM
how the fuck didn't he wake up?
im going to have to go with the alcohol and pill combo=knocked teh fawk out.

collins
02-05-2009, 06:45 PM
I think I'd be the one going to jail after I killt dat bitch!

The Ninja
02-05-2009, 06:55 PM
I think I'd be the one going to jail after I killt dat bitch!

Truth.

ironchef
02-05-2009, 06:55 PM
Goddamn, Valium must be some serious shit!

TheProfiteer
02-05-2009, 08:01 PM
i can give you her number if you want it haha

you should post her number, so we can all fuck with her.

lol, I smell craigslist post.

Mr. Clean
02-05-2009, 08:31 PM
how important could the fact that it was a Stanley knife possibly be lol.

Revmaynard
02-05-2009, 08:36 PM
about the same thing that happened to that guy but it was actually my gf at the time and we were at my house. i always keep a knife beside my bed and i had feel asleep after a long night of drinking. well later that night i woke up to what i thought was her scratching me be it was her on top of me with the knife that was on my night stand and her coked up out of her gored drawing on me with it. i threw her off of me, picker her up and threw her out my from door naked and went back to sleep. havent talked to her since.. dunno how she got home cuz she lived in decatur and i lived in athens and i picked her up that day..


Kinda creepy, dude. There was this chick who hung out with some friends of mine who had carved this dudes name in her arm at one point. But the coincidence is she did it in Decatur Square a few years a go when I was in HS. LOL

G.C
02-05-2009, 09:27 PM
Thats fucking hilarious. I'm pretty sure there's a story behind it, they probably had a crazy kinky sex. That they both forgot bout.

mad3nch1na
02-05-2009, 10:33 PM
dang shes kinda cute too
kinky

§treet_§peed
02-06-2009, 12:48 AM
LuLz... Yo Dom.. looks like you got all the help you need brother....

NewGen33
02-06-2009, 01:05 AM
crazy ass closet bitches

browningboy7
02-06-2009, 01:12 AM
ive actually had this happen to me.. not a fun experience..

I can vouch, That bitch was a fucking nut case...wowow.

keva52
02-06-2009, 01:13 AM
I can vouch, That bitch was a fucking nut case...wowow.

she was good in bed tho haha :boobies:

03RCode
02-06-2009, 01:44 AM
I'd smash, but if I woke up like that I'd smash her face in.

Kevykev
02-06-2009, 07:59 AM
Drugs were definitely involved. He will....he CAN NEVER forget this one!


I'd smash, but if I woke up like that I'd smash her face in.

true

AnthonyF
02-06-2009, 08:04 AM
other than the name, the random ones are gonna look sick. :goodjob:

-Ant.

Sammich
02-06-2009, 08:38 AM
that chick is crazy son...for all the women in jail w/ her...dnt worry bout shanking her...she'll shank u first

Thighs
02-06-2009, 08:54 AM
id still piitb