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Julio
02-04-2009, 04:07 PM
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodka."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one really bad day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said, "WOW! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."

Sammich
02-04-2009, 04:12 PM
SOUNDS LIKE U HAVING A ROUGH ONE JULIO

blackboi50
02-04-2009, 04:15 PM
I SMILED :).......1

Sammich
02-04-2009, 04:17 PM
GTFO...UR THE YOUNGER BROTHER...FAG

AND IM NOT TALKIN CIGARETTE

blackboi50
02-04-2009, 04:18 PM
^always so anal!!! *no pun intended*.....1

Sammich
02-04-2009, 04:20 PM
^always so anal!!! *no pun intended*.....1

FU BEFORE I SHOVE A BANANA IN YO TAIL PIPE

blackboi50
02-04-2009, 04:21 PM
FU BEFORE I SHOVE A BANANA IN YO TAIL PIPE

now thats just gay :no:.......1

Sammich
02-04-2009, 04:22 PM
YO SON THIS THREAD IS GAY

G.C
02-04-2009, 04:23 PM
lol the joke was decent. Made the upper lip twitch a little.

Sammich
02-04-2009, 04:26 PM
lol the joke was decent. Made the upper lip twitch a little.

THATS THE GAYEST COMMENT I'VE SEEN IN A WHILE...WORSE PART..IS IT WASNT INTENTIONAL....GTFO:gay:

:lmfao: :lmfao:

Kevykev
02-04-2009, 06:48 PM
i laughed!

dabuilding
02-04-2009, 07:53 PM
i chuckled but not very post worthy imo

Jimmy B
02-04-2009, 09:06 PM
I smiled...

reminds me of a story i heard about paul and a bar years ago...


So, Paul walked into a bar, looked at the bartender and ordered 3 jager shots. Bartender pourded them up, paul took them all right there and ordered 3 more. While the bartender was pouring them, he asked if paul was celebrating something. Paul said 'YEP, my first blowjob!!!!' Paul took the next three right after another again. The barman smiled, said, 'Son, congrats, let me buy your next round for you!' Paul declined and said, 'well, I would, but if the first six didnt get the taste out of my mouth, 3 more wont eather'!

Arm&hammer
02-04-2009, 09:28 PM
^^^^lololololololol

OneSlow5pt0
02-04-2009, 09:33 PM
bahahaha

DB4LYFE ™
02-04-2009, 09:34 PM
too funny.... good one julio.

~DB4LYFE

quickdodge®
02-04-2009, 09:34 PM
I smiled...

reminds me of a story i heard about paul and a bar years ago...


So, Paul walked into a bar, looked at the bartender and ordered 3 jager shots. Bartender pourded them up, paul took them all right there and ordered 3 more. While the bartender was pouring them, he asked if paul was celebrating something. Paul said 'YEP, my first blowjob!!!!' Paul took the next three right after another again. The barman smiled, said, 'Son, congrats, let me buy your next round for you!' Paul declined and said, 'well, I would, but if the first six didnt get the taste out of my mouth, 3 more wont eather'!

I have bestowed 75 of my finest reps upon your rep storage bin. Later, QD.

Mr Egg Rollllll
02-04-2009, 09:46 PM
Haha, funny.

Jimmy B
02-04-2009, 09:48 PM
I have bestowed 75 of my finest reps upon your rep storage bin. Later, QD.

well thank you mr QD!