Masturbation

[§treet_§peed]

i know this has been asked before and I do believe i have asked before.. But yeah who does it? come on now everyone does it once, me personally, i beat it daily. like he owes me 3 months of back rent.

[G.C]

Every now and then when my gf is away.

[eYezs1ck]

lol nice topic
vote or die!

[FasTech]

First, if you're a guy and you state that you do not beat your dick... You're a liar! Period, end of story. Second, why the hell do we discuss this? lolol

[osnap]

what a dumb poll.

[Elbow]

FUCK YEAH

[§treet_§peed]

im bored sorry

[§treet_§peed]

masturbation, a subject we all love.

[civictR]

FAG THREAD

[§treet_§peed]

everyone masturbates

[Nubz]

FAG THREAD
you're proabably doing it right now. for the 3rd time today

[TheProfiteer]

maturbation is something all guys do, daily, especially at out age. I like to rub one off and then a few hours later when the GF comes over I like pound that ass.

so its all good.

but talking bout pussy is fun, talking bout masturbation is a bit creepy though.

[§treet_§peed]

you're proabably doing it right now. for the 3rd time todayLulz

[§treet_§peed]

Even when im getting laid on a daily basis even multiple times a day, i still enjoy rubbing a few out. never hurt anyone.

[Scotsman]

Even when im getting laid on a daily basis even multiple times a day, i still enjoy rubbing a few out. never hurt anyone.http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk305/elgor82/animated/AChristmasStory.jpg

[§treet_§peed]

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk305/elgor82/animated/AChristmasStory.jpgHey there you drunk sum bitch. get on on AIM.

[dabuilding]

where r all teh girls at dammit

[rickgiblin]

hell yea i do. if you say no then your a fag or your 12

[§treet_§peed]

lol very true Rick. Yeah where the fuck are the ladies at tonight.

[FlipKing]

Actually, I was masterbating at 12.lol

[ep9716]

Every now and then when my gf is away.

X2...But My Gf Is Never Away:D:idb:

[§treet_§peed]

hell i used to masturbate after i get thru fucking the girl i was sleeping with at the time. just roll over and spluge all ove their stomach and/or face lulz

[koukis14]

i beat it daily. like he owes me 3 months of back rent.

Why do I get the feeling you created this thread just to use that joke. Oh and I beat the shit out my dick.....constantly.

[Arm&hammer]

i beat my meat like it owes me money.

[Nubz]

i beat my meat like it owes me money.
what song is that from?

[dabuilding]

what song is that from?
chappelles show on comedy central the creepy furry guy pops out of the trash can singing lol

[§treet_§peed]

Why do I get the feeling you created this thread just to use that joke. Oh and I beat the shit out my dick.....constantly.nahh thats a old joke.

[americanctm]

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk305/elgor82/animated/AChristmasStory.jpg

omfg! :lmfao::lmfao:

[blaknoize]

interesting thread...










not like i need to though:rolleyes:

[Oz10]

whats that? ive never tried this before??

[Kevykev]

haha, has to be one right !

[Sammich]

what a dumb pole.

lol thats not a way to talk to your 'mate'

[Sammich]

I WAS GONA VOTE BUT THE POLL IS PUBLIC...I HAVE MORALS

[Killer]

it's efing natural i don't care what anyone says... i don't care who denies doing it...

it's just as much a part of life as breathing... just you won't die if you stop touching yourself..... .... ... .. . . . maybe :ninja:

[Sammich]

it's efing natural i don't care what anyone says... i don't care who denies doing it...

it's just as much a part of life as breathing... just you won't die if you stop touching yourself..... .... ... .. . . . maybe :ninja:

i went into a coma over a 1 week abstinence...then i thought to myself..thought thought to myself ill just keep fapping

:lmfao:

[isa2o3]

I DONT NEED NO HONEY CUZ I BEAT MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES ME MONEY.

[Sammich]

5 6 7 8 i dnt need ur love ill masturbate

[ISAtlanta300]

I'm masturbating right now.....



fab fab fab fab......



......




there we go.







(just kidding of course...)

[blaknoize]

Mine never made the fab sound... :(

[ISAtlanta300]

Mine never made the fab sound... :(

Try spitting on it..... it will make A sound....

[Jason..]

I feel like im the only guy in the world tat dont jack off.I never have and hopefully never will.This i the truth.

[Sammich]

WAT WAS U DOING THAT NIGHT I CALLED...U DIDNT ANSWER AT FIRST THEN U CALLED BACK HUFFIN AND PUFFIN..I THINK U BETTER PLEAD THE FIF LOL

[Sammich]

Try spitting on it..... it will make A sound....

i like to fap w/ no kind of lub...makes it feel like im banging a tight chick:ninja:

[_Christian_]

I feel like im the only guy in the world tat dont jack off.I never have and hopefully never will.This i the truth.
:eek: unless ur getting consistent poon everyday, life must suck.

[G.C]

I feel like im the only guy in the world tat dont jack off.I never have and hopefully never will.This i the truth.

Your missing out. Its like your missing a part in evolution. Its supposed to be like this:

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k62/kentooo/Evolutionofguy.jpg

[FlipKing]

LMAO at that chart,hahahaha

[G.C]

If you decide to skip masturbation this will happen to you one day.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k62/kentooo/Evolutionofguy2-1.jpg

[_Christian_]

^lmao.

[ISAtlanta300]

i like to fap w/ no kind of lub...makes it feel like im banging a tight chick:ninja:

I tried that.. but it felt like indian rope burn on my dick....skin was coming off....:(

[FlipKing]

I do dry hand mostly, just takes talent,lol

[BKgen®]

it's a pretty good way to relieve stress before a big date, etc.

[Crazy Asian]

...I cant believe I shook your hand you pervert.

[BKgen®]

not like i don't wash my hands you fucktard. i can't believe i shook your dog eating hands...

[Scotsman]

...I cant believe I shook your hand you pervert.:eek::eek::eek::eek: i also have shook his hand

[tron]

man shiet i stroke like its no joke

[eYezs1ck]

lol at this chart crackin my dick wide open

[Kasper]

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b293/zexfilledcivic/hahaha.jpg

[DeeAOne]

If you decide to skip masturbation this will happen to you one day.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k62/kentooo/Evolutionofguy2-1.jpgHAHA TROOF! :lmfao:









wait a minute.....:ninja:

[blaknoize]

Try spitting on it..... it will make A sound....

got my fab back :yes:

[blaknoize]

looks like that graph is correct, u spiral outta control and get trapped fabbin ya goods till u die and that my friends is not the way a man should go out :no:

[Bimmerman1]

hell yea i do. if you say no then your a fag or your 12

+1 everyone does it, some just do not speak up.

[lcortes32]

LULZ

[Brian*]

First off, the thread is kinda gay... Why do we want to know if a bunch of guys beat their meat.

Second, the only time I do is when I pull out of my girl and skeet all over her tits...
Pussy > Hand anyday...

[NVEOUS]

I do it almost daily. "Start learning control now and you'll be a god in bed later on" true quote from Weeds :) lol

["B"]

I should start doing it again since wifey is in one of those moods (for the last 3 weeks). I'm about to tie her ass up and take it.

[Master Shake]

I do it almost daily. "Start learning control now and you'll be a god in bed later on" true quote from Weeds :) lolso, you like, watch tv while you spank it to prevent premature detonation?

[RedEj8]

Masturbation?

Pics or shens...:ninja:

[NVEOUS]

so, you like, watch tv while you spank it to prevent premature detonation?
LOL i guess you can say that.

[Ran]

Q: "Why did the dinosaurs die?"
A: "Because you touch yourself at night."

I've killed a lot of dinosaurs...

[Friggintitsman]

I could get laid 3 times a day and I would still jack it 4.

[hondachik]

fuck yeah i masturbate. shit feels good and relieves stress. plus, my guy likes to watch me do that during sex :goodjob:

[Frög]

fuck yeah i masturbate. shit feels good and relieves stress. plus, my guy likes to watch me do that during sex :goodjob:

:upchuck:

[toxxxic]

No thank you.

[Frög]

No thank you.

uh hu.. :rolleyes:

Me neither, I don't sin.. :lmfao:

[Friggintitsman]

fuck yeah i masturbate. shit feels good and relieves stress. plus, my guy likes to watch me do that during sex :goodjob:

Who is he having sex with while you masturbate?

[hondachik]

Who is he having sex with while you masturbate?

the next door neighbors wife :(

[Friggintitsman]

the next door neighbors wife :(

I like his style

[Frög]

I like his style

You would do the same.. Trust me..

BTW, its not sex if you masturbate and he watches.. Sex 101 for you..

[ep9716]

Where Is The I Have A GF That Puts Out Option?

[§treet_§peed]

Where Is The I Have A GF That Puts Out Option?Right below the, "No one believes your fagot ass has a girlfriend" option.

[§treet_§peed]

hell i was beatin off when i was like 10

[tinkolby_25]

Right below the, "No one believes your fagot ass has a girlfriend" option.

:nautjerk:

[§treet_§peed]

and who are you?

[tinkolby_25]

u dont know me i just thought that was funny lol

[Ran]

I rubbed it raw in a spot. Now it hurts when I walk. :(

[SL33P3R]

I rubbed it raw in a spot. Now it hurts when I walk. :(


Get KY warming jelly. You wont ever have to worry about it being raw. Not that I know or anything

[deeznutz89]

I beat off when my girls "friend" visits once a month.:D Its the only way not to cheat
lol... :goodjob:But beating off till its raw???:lmfao: WTF that shits sick...Lotion or lube is the best way to go. And porn too, i can't just beat off in silence... I need flicks weed and some lube.:bump:But i try to minimize how much i beat... Cuz if you beat to much you can't Peter North your boo...