Fukken with Myspace homies for the LULZ

[willum14pb]

This site is full of comedy gold. It gets better and better as you scroll down.

Click here (http://holladaddy.com/)

(for some good lulz hit Ctrl-F and search for "sexc" it will take you to the beginning of the good stuff)



Preface:

There is a huge population of people trying to make themselves look like gangsters and thugs while talking in fabricated words and taking shirtless pictures of themselves in their bathrooms with camera phones. Fat 19-year-old's with half a dozen children that they dress up like dolls keep trying to talk to me as if I think they are human beings. I've decided to go undercover and infiltrate their community by acting as one of their own. Here are the results of my experiment...


My assumed identities:


http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3405/holladaddybu9.jpg http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/2025/ghettofreshlu6.jpg












Identity used for this conversation:

"GhettoFreshness"
http://my350z.com/forum/attachments/the-lounge-off-topic/226186d1233306098t-fukken-with-myspace-homies-for-the-lulz-ghettofresh.jpg
http://www.myspace.com/GhettoFreshness

Victim's name:
DAVID
http://my350z.com/forum/attachments/the-lounge-off-topic/226187d1233306108t-fukken-with-myspace-homies-for-the-lulz-david.jpg

Profile:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=60153845 (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=60153845)



Message he sent me:
Quote:
Originally Posted by david
What's good with you, Can I take a minutes away from your time to get to know you? What is your name? My name is David. Do you think I can talk to you on a personal level to get to know you more? I am twenty years old and is form L.A. I am looking for someone I can be in a long term relationship with so if you are interested get back at me....and i like ur simle and ur lips and ur eyes and yous myspace page do you go with some 1 if not are you look in and do you have aim and if u do my aim is TheHipHopKing1 and i am sweet and nice i like to write songs raps and pomes and i keep it real all the time and i dont cheat i just want to be with some 1 i can be happy with so if u look n for the same get back

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
I think we need to have sex immediately.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
what

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
Grab yo lump, and stick in mah rump, chump.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
k i would love 2 talk 2 u and get 2 know u if u want u can call me at 13239970844 any time u want that my cell my name is david

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
mmmm. I'll hav 2 giv u a call sum time. So wut u into david, and wear do u stay?


Quote:
Originally Posted by David
ok i work and go 2 school i stay n la and i would like 2 talk 2 u and try 2 b ur man


Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
mmmmmm u sexxi, but do u think u cans handle dis shyt right hurr?

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
yea i can if u want 2 b with some 1 4 life
call me and we can talk about us 13239970844

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
I dont have a fone, sexxi.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
o

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
we shuld still tawk ova da spaces. u sweet an i want 2 get 2 no u moar.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
u 2 but i dont b on myspace like that and i want 2 try 2 b ur man

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
we shuld meet up den so we's can engage in intercourse.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
how u dont have a phone

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
It does'nt matter. I didnt haves a fone wen I was 11 but and I culd still fuk then. mmmmm u sexxi

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
ok i want 2 b ur man

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
So let's meet up and **** like ducks.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
ok

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
come 2 my house

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
how old r u
call me if yu can 13239970844 david

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
I'm 15. where do u liv? i want 2 cum overr this weakend and taste u.

Quote:
Originally Posted by David
sorry i am 2 old 4 u ur myspace page say u 19

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
I'm calling the police anyway, you pervert.

[changaroo]

luls x1230912039813

[Frög]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Frög]

why are you two fuckers up??

[changaroo]

well theres you too, so three fuckers!

i got hw :D

[Frög]

Ahh.. Me and the other homo are at work.. lol

[Member31410]

lol

[willum14pb]

so much win.

[dabuilding]

hell yes win x19768761

[BobbyFresco]

Lulz...I read through most of it...some of it is corny but then other shit is hilarious.

[G.C]

lmfao!!!

[oneSLOWex]

hahahaaha NICE

[Bruce Leroy]

This girl is fine as fuck.... and a freak too
http://holladaddy.com/cyber.jpg

Her message to me:
hey sexc wats up withu


My response:
nuttin much gurl.. just gettin' mah stroke on 2 sum of youz pictares imaginin dat u iz 6 years yunger, u here?


Her:
oh reallly im horny too


Me:
datz right gurl.. talk 2 daddy like youz in 5th grade. I be da teacha.
u wanna learn bout christufa columbes, biatch? why dont uu jump on deez nuts rightere


Her:
make me wet first mister columbes


Me:
gurl... i comes up 2 yo desk afta class. i sit at da edge an watch u fo a minut doin ya werk so hard. i can see yo flat preteen cheast thru da top of ya shirt.

I gently push away yo books and direct yo chin up towads me with my finga.

u look buuteful. u noticee me start 2 get haard as i look at yo braces


Her:
thx mir c i feel my pussy geting wet and my underwear geting wet through my short lil skirt i start to rub ur dick through ur pants


Me:
ooo ya, daddy likez. as u keep rubben mah dick u take yo utha hand n start touchin mah neck. u rub ya hand all ova mah THUGLIFE tatto on mah back.

den, I gently reach down adn tuch ya wet skirt. I reach in and stick a finga in ya hawt surprisingley unvirgin 11yaer old box. I den take mah utha hand an start slippin off yur spungebob squarpants shirt n then unbotton ur traininbra


Her:
starts to play with mu swollen clit and starts to play with ur pants zipper


Me:
ooooo thas nice gurl. I start 2 get even harda as i starrt 2 think about da holocaust.

u unzip mah pants and pull out mah gigantic memba. i gently leen ova suck on ya little undredevelopd titties as i thinnk about how hawt u must'v been when u was 6 or 7


Her:
i wipp out ur dick and play with ur balls and start to gentalyy stroke ur hard long wide cock


Me:
ohhhhh yah gurl... that feelz fuckin nice. I take u an bend u ova ya desk an gently stick mah dick in ur tite little 11 year old box. u bleed a littel but its ok. u mone as i thrust gentley in u. youz in pure heaven.

suddenley another gurl enterz da classroom. shez a little yunger. in 3rd grade. we both stop, surprisedd, but u beg me to keeep goin. i tell u dat ill only keep goin if u do sumthin fo me. I ask da yunger girl to come closer and get close 2 u. i ask u 2 kiss her for me an get crazay, den ill keep fuckin u, an show levels uf pleasare u only imagined gurl. what do u do next 2 da gurl?


Her:
i call her over and reach under her skirt and start to play with her i can feel her getting wet


Me:
oooo dats hawt. i start to stroke mahself as i watch da 2 of u gettin it on. i tink to mah self dat if my boss were 2 cum in, id go 2 prison againz fo shure.

i bring da 2 of u closer 2 me. i gently put mah dick back in yo box agian as i start 2 lick & kiss da 8 yearr old girl's titties. i bite down hard and tear off 1 of her nipples. she screams. a littel bit uf blood gently tickles da small of ya back as i get moore turnd on and fuck u evin hardar. u moan in eckstasy


Her:
mmmmmmmmmm mr c dont stop i rub my clit as u pound ur dick in me stretching out my lil pussy i feel u deep in side me and it feel so damn good i feel u coming in me its so warm ur just filling me up my pussy turns hot red


Me:
ohhh yeah biatch.... i fuckin u harder den eva befor. ur startin to scream loudley in eckstasee. i grab 1 of ur pencils on ur desk an start carvin love notez into ur back. da blood runs down ur smokin ass and down ur legs as i continu 2 pull in an out of u. i take out da scissers out of ur mylittlepony bookbag an start cuttin ur hair off as i keep fuckin u.


Her:
ouch i screamthat hurts i pull away and look at the blood


Me:
imm sorry gurl.. i thot u liked to playz ruff. I calm u dawn and reassur u. i gently bring u closer n kiss u on yo neck. when u gets more relaxed, i take ma finger and rub yo clit a little, before inserting my dick again. oh yaa gurl.. u tight. i look down on u as u calm down and starrt 2 smile again as i pump in an out. u starrt 2 moan.


Her:
fuck me harder and harder u cumm in my hot pussy u pump in and out the cumm starts to squrt out my pusyy under ur dick i lick it uup


Me:
ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around. u twitch on da floor as mah cum poors out of u like mayonaise cummin out of a mailbox. i grab da nippleless 8 year old and start fuckin her hard in da ass.

ur lifeless eyes stare across da room. tha thought of u layin dere makes me harrd as a rock and i fuck ur 3rd grade friend like shez never been fucked befo'


Her:
ummmm ur turning mme off


Me:
hush down gurrl... da dead cant talk. plus, i'z tryin 2 get mah mack on.

i keep fuckin foneesha (da 8 year old) as i put a finger in ur lifeless ass. dam gurl.. ur ass is TIGHT. i put down foneesha and get behind u.

i gently insert mah dick in yo ass as u lay stumick to da floor wit yo ass in da air. oh ya gurl. dats tight. i thrust in an out while i works on mah 2nd nut.


Her:
no i quit


Me:
aww cmon girl, we was just gettin started.

i continu fuckin u as i feel rigormortis set in. TIGHT. foneesha is tryin to get up but is slippin aroun in da blood. i clench yo asscheeks wit my hands as i continu poundin away. i take a fist and beat mah cheast like im king of da jungle. "THUG LIFE! THUG LIFE!"


Her:
on the real ur scaring me


Me:
thas jus how i roll gurl. u liked it in da beginnin. i's like a pirate, thas all. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!


Her:
yah but u talking about killing and biting nipples of thats freaky


Me:
gurl.. i'z just freaky like dat. u know u likez it. a little blud neva hurt nobody.

do u havez a yunga sista? maybe we can all getz freaky 2getha


Her:
ummm bye


Me:
cmon gurl, dont be'z like dat. u nuthin but a trickazz busta.

[Thighs]

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[Thighs]

LOLOLOL

Message she sent me:
hey whats up


My response:
Your cholesterol.


Her:
so what you doing


Me:
nuttin much gurl. jus gettin mah stroke on 2 sum of yo picturez


Her:
ooo
so whats your name??


Me:
Chuggs. What r u wearin gurl?


Her:
im not at home so i am wearin pants and a top


Me:
hawt!


Her:
you are mad sexy


Me:
thanx gurl. u wanna touch mah dick?


Her:
ya baby


Me:
touch it. it wont bite gurl.


Her:
lol i wish i could


Me:
i'll shove mah fist in yo cunt

She didn't write back, so I wrote her another message after a day or so.


Me:
C'mon jiggles, let's party!

Her:

Yes, that was a blank response she sent me. I responded by doing the same...


Me:


Her:
hey baby whats up


Me:
Your cholesterol.

Doesn't she realize we've had this conversation before?


Her:
so what you doing


Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?


Her:
um im just sittin in ma room and playin on ma laptop


Me:
I fucking hate you so much.

She reads the message but doesn't respond. A few days pass.


Her:
hey baby whats up


Me:
Your cholesterol.


Her:
so what you doing babie


Me:
Researching an effective Alzheimer's medication plan for you. What are you doing?


Her:
you are so hot i want to just fuck you babie

[imbosile]

HAHAHA i just read through the entire site

[The Ninja]

Wow... that shit is hilarious. As funny as bl00dninja when it first surfaced. LOL!

[DunDunSkeert]

Holy damn! thats shit funny foreall nucca>!1

[oneSLOWex]

anyone else keep getting those stupid as spammers on your myspace? i keep getting messages from "girls" and all it is is a one word subject with no message

[Magnus213]

I'm laughing pretty hard. People are weird as hell.

[blaknoize]

Apparently this girl is everywhere under many identities herself :D I got her as a friend twice under 2 different accounts in 2 different states

[willum14pb]

This girl is fine as fuck.... and a freak too
http://holladaddy.com/cyber.jpg

Her message to me:
hey sexc wats up withu


My response:
nuttin much gurl.. just gettin' mah stroke on 2 sum of youz pictares imaginin dat u iz 6 years yunger, u here?


Her:
oh reallly im horny too


Me:
datz right gurl.. talk 2 daddy like youz in 5th grade. I be da teacha.
u wanna learn bout christufa columbes, biatch? why dont uu jump on deez nuts rightere


Her:
make me wet first mister columbes


Me:
gurl... i comes up 2 yo desk afta class. i sit at da edge an watch u fo a minut doin ya werk so hard. i can see yo flat preteen cheast thru da top of ya shirt.

I gently push away yo books and direct yo chin up towads me with my finga.

u look buuteful. u noticee me start 2 get haard as i look at yo braces


Her:
thx mir c i feel my pussy geting wet and my underwear geting wet through my short lil skirt i start to rub ur dick through ur pants


Me:
ooo ya, daddy likez. as u keep rubben mah dick u take yo utha hand n start touchin mah neck. u rub ya hand all ova mah THUGLIFE tatto on mah back.

den, I gently reach down adn tuch ya wet skirt. I reach in and stick a finga in ya hawt surprisingley unvirgin 11yaer old box. I den take mah utha hand an start slippin off yur spungebob squarpants shirt n then unbotton ur traininbra


Her:
starts to play with mu swollen clit and starts to play with ur pants zipper


Me:
ooooo thas nice gurl. I start 2 get even harda as i starrt 2 think about da holocaust.

u unzip mah pants and pull out mah gigantic memba. i gently leen ova suck on ya little undredevelopd titties as i thinnk about how hawt u must'v been when u was 6 or 7


Her:
i wipp out ur dick and play with ur balls and start to gentalyy stroke ur hard long wide cock


Me:
ohhhhh yah gurl... that feelz fuckin nice. I take u an bend u ova ya desk an gently stick mah dick in ur tite little 11 year old box. u bleed a littel but its ok. u mone as i thrust gentley in u. youz in pure heaven.

suddenley another gurl enterz da classroom. shez a little yunger. in 3rd grade. we both stop, surprisedd, but u beg me to keeep goin. i tell u dat ill only keep goin if u do sumthin fo me. I ask da yunger girl to come closer and get close 2 u. i ask u 2 kiss her for me an get crazay, den ill keep fuckin u, an show levels uf pleasare u only imagined gurl. what do u do next 2 da gurl?


Her:
i call her over and reach under her skirt and start to play with her i can feel her getting wet


Me:
oooo dats hawt. i start to stroke mahself as i watch da 2 of u gettin it on. i tink to mah self dat if my boss were 2 cum in, id go 2 prison againz fo shure.

i bring da 2 of u closer 2 me. i gently put mah dick back in yo box agian as i start 2 lick & kiss da 8 yearr old girl's titties. i bite down hard and tear off 1 of her nipples. she screams. a littel bit uf blood gently tickles da small of ya back as i get moore turnd on and fuck u evin hardar. u moan in eckstasy


Her:
mmmmmmmmmm mr c dont stop i rub my clit as u pound ur dick in me stretching out my lil pussy i feel u deep in side me and it feel so damn good i feel u coming in me its so warm ur just filling me up my pussy turns hot red


Me:
ohhh yeah biatch.... i fuckin u harder den eva befor. ur startin to scream loudley in eckstasee. i grab 1 of ur pencils on ur desk an start carvin love notez into ur back. da blood runs down ur smokin ass and down ur legs as i continu 2 pull in an out of u. i take out da scissers out of ur mylittlepony bookbag an start cuttin ur hair off as i keep fuckin u.


Her:
ouch i screamthat hurts i pull away and look at the blood


Me:
imm sorry gurl.. i thot u liked to playz ruff. I calm u dawn and reassur u. i gently bring u closer n kiss u on yo neck. when u gets more relaxed, i take ma finger and rub yo clit a little, before inserting my dick again. oh yaa gurl.. u tight. i look down on u as u calm down and starrt 2 smile again as i pump in an out. u starrt 2 moan.


Her:
fuck me harder and harder u cumm in my hot pussy u pump in and out the cumm starts to squrt out my pusyy under ur dick i lick it uup


Me:
ohhhh yeah guuurl. i cringe as i cum in u so haard. just as u start 2 cum, i takez out mah blade and slash it across yo windpipe. u fall lifeless 2 tha floor as i beat mah chest and chant "THUG LIFE!" wavin mah blade around. u twitch on da floor as mah cum poors out of u like mayonaise cummin out of a mailbox. i grab da nippleless 8 year old and start fuckin her hard in da ass.

ur lifeless eyes stare across da room. tha thought of u layin dere makes me harrd as a rock and i fuck ur 3rd grade friend like shez never been fucked befo'


Her:
ummmm ur turning mme off


Me:
hush down gurrl... da dead cant talk. plus, i'z tryin 2 get mah mack on.

i keep fuckin foneesha (da 8 year old) as i put a finger in ur lifeless ass. dam gurl.. ur ass is TIGHT. i put down foneesha and get behind u.

i gently insert mah dick in yo ass as u lay stumick to da floor wit yo ass in da air. oh ya gurl. dats tight. i thrust in an out while i works on mah 2nd nut.


Her:
no i quit


Me:
aww cmon girl, we was just gettin started.

i continu fuckin u as i feel rigormortis set in. TIGHT. foneesha is tryin to get up but is slippin aroun in da blood. i clench yo asscheeks wit my hands as i continu poundin away. i take a fist and beat mah cheast like im king of da jungle. "THUG LIFE! THUG LIFE!"


Her:
on the real ur scaring me


Me:
thas jus how i roll gurl. u liked it in da beginnin. i's like a pirate, thas all. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!


Her:
yah but u talking about killing and biting nipples of thats freaky


Me:
gurl.. i'z just freaky like dat. u know u likez it. a little blud neva hurt nobody.

do u havez a yunga sista? maybe we can all getz freaky 2getha


Her:
ummm bye


Me:
cmon gurl, dont be'z like dat. u nuthin but a trickazz busta.


obviously a fat lonely bitch using a fake picture :p

[redrumracer]

Quote:
Originally Posted by GhettoFreshness
So let's meet up and **** like ducks.


LMFAO LOLOLOLOLOLOL FUCK LIKE DUCKS. WTF

[Mr. Clean]

Her:
ummmm ur turning mme off


Me:
hush down gurrl... da dead cant talk. plus, i'z tryin 2 get mah mack on.



i fucking lost it. i lol'd for like a good minute.

[incawarrior]

:lmfao:......

[Halfwit]

lol. funnay

[Benefit]

LOL

[Halfwit]

" i didnt have a phone when i was 11 but i could still fuk then"

thats where i died.

[_Christian_]

http://holladaddy.com/cyber.jpg
That was the funniest of them all.

[willum14pb]

" i didnt have a phone when i was 11 but i could still fuk then"

thats where i died.

HAHAHA

"flibblesteaks dawg."

[jonathanjone]

This girl is fine as fuck.... and a freak too
http://holladaddy.com/cyber.jpg



ima have to say that conversation was fake. i know this chic. thats her old myspace pic. her sisters too ( they are twins ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!) i just showed her this and she is wiggin out lol. this pic isnt even on her myspace anymore. and shes 19... and thats really not how she talks. def fake. but she is hott, and has a s14 with a rb26dett lol

[SicStang03]

LMFAO!!

fuck humans have major issues..