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dtmcnamara
01-29-2009, 08:40 AM
I had to drop my brother off at school today so he bought us starbucks and I swear, Its like clockwork. 20 minutes after I drink starbucks I have to shit. Every time. I call it my poop juice, my liquid colon censer...whats your poop juice?

Spectic Tank
01-29-2009, 08:43 AM
Coffee and cigarettes

Sammich
01-29-2009, 08:44 AM
i have none...my stomach is cast iron, anything i eat stays...so i have to take laxatives every once in a while to remain regular

dtmcnamara
01-29-2009, 08:45 AM
i have none...my stomach is cast iron, anything i eat stays...so i have to take laxatives every once in a while to remain regular
lol...i was that way a few years ago...then my stomach gave...it hates me now

osnap
01-29-2009, 08:49 AM
i dont have poop JUICE, but ANYTHING from Hooters = insta-poop food.

osnap
01-29-2009, 08:50 AM
i have none...my stomach is cast iron, anything i eat stays...so i have to take laxatives every once in a while to remain regular
holy shit, this post is not in all caps. quoted for proof.

dtmcnamara
01-29-2009, 08:52 AM
holy shit, this post is not in all caps. quoted for proof.

LOL....I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT...FUNNY REPS

apex
01-29-2009, 09:01 AM
coffee is a natural diuretic or laxative. i drink coffee every morning to make myself take a chit so i won't have to number 2 at work.

Sammich
01-29-2009, 09:03 AM
lol screw all of you, i'm not working in CAD right now..but just wait lol.

but i'm waiting for my stomach to give in..ill be stuck to the toilet like white on rice and a paper plate in a snow storm lol

Tiff-O-Bitties
01-29-2009, 09:04 AM
White Chocolate Mocha works for me, or really any coffee...

TIGERJC
01-29-2009, 09:05 AM
milk is my poop juice, but that is b/c I am lactose intolerant

osnap
01-29-2009, 09:08 AM
White Chocolate Mocha works for me, or really any coffee...
lies. scientific studies prove that girls dont poop. true story.

Sammich
01-29-2009, 09:08 AM
i remember i drank 2-24oz cups of cappacino(sp?) in a 3hr span...i was pissing like a race horse all day..i swore i took a diuretic pill that morning

Tiff-O-Bitties
01-29-2009, 09:09 AM
lies. scientific studies prove that girls dont poop. true story.

I was waiting on this response... You're right, girls don't poop.. they have blowouts.. :eek:

Killer
01-29-2009, 09:09 AM
Coffee and cigarettes


both natural laxatives..

Tiff-O-Bitties
01-29-2009, 09:10 AM
both natural laxatives..

It's all a conspiracy.:ninja:

Killer
01-29-2009, 09:11 AM
I was waiting on this response... You're right, girls don't poop.. they have blowouts.. :eek:

it's cool to admit it....







but gross to go that far...............



ooo i should make a poll... yes i know girls rip/burp/dump...

but i think it's so unlady like for a girl to just let one go on ya?? ya know??? maybe it's just me... yeah it's a BIT of a double standard... i know.. but i can't help it...

/threadjack

Sammich
01-29-2009, 09:13 AM
I was waiting on this response... You're right, girls don't poop.. they have blowouts.. :eek:

QFTMFT when yall shit yall gota clean the whole bathroom...again lol. yall shit stinks worse than men. that shit permeates the whole house/office lol

osnap
01-29-2009, 09:15 AM
I was waiting on this response... You're right, girls don't poop.. they have blowouts.. :eek:
*covers ears and screams 'I cant hear you' over and over again*

Tiff-O-Bitties
01-29-2009, 09:16 AM
QFTMFT when yall shit yall gota clean the whole bathroom...again lol. yall shit stinks worse than men. that shit permeates the whole house/office lol

:lmfao:


it's cool to admit it....







but gross to go that far...............



ooo i should make a poll... yes i know girls rip/burp/dump...

but i think it's so unlady like for a girl to just let one go on ya?? ya know??? maybe it's just me... yeah it's a BIT of a double standard... i know.. but i can't help it...

/threadjack

I think it's totally rude for anyone to just let it out... YUCK.. Total turn off.

But I do it when I'm by myself.:ninja:

Sammich
01-29-2009, 09:17 AM
I think it's totally rude for anyone to just let it out... YUCK.. Total turn off.

But I do it when I'm by myself.:ninja:

again..QFT...except the last sentence:D

AirMax95
01-29-2009, 09:20 AM
Anything from McNasty will destroy my insides. Its bad too, like it scares me.

dtmcnamara
01-29-2009, 09:21 AM
But I do it when I'm by myself.:ninja:

lol. dont we all

Tiff-O-Bitties
01-29-2009, 09:22 AM
again..QFT...except the last sentence:D

Now now.. Don't get me started on doin it to myself.. errr.. doin it by myself:D

Sammich
01-29-2009, 09:23 AM
Anything from McNasty will destroy my insides. Its bad too, like it scares me.

i use to throw up from their old coffee

i had a bacon egg adn cheese once from hardees...eggs were horrendous...so i spit it out and trashed it...and i'm known for eating w/e is in my face

Sammich
01-29-2009, 09:24 AM
Now now.. Don't get me started on doin it to myself.. errr.. doin it by myself:D

lol i usually let loose when im in the car by myself, but if its a silent one..ill let'r rip anywhere..

i remember last week though, i thought for sure, i woulda put it on my life, it was a silent one. but i let it go..shit was loud...AND stink..i know this handicapped guy in teh office wanted to strangle me, but i wasnt close enough:lmfao:

Nittanys1
01-29-2009, 09:27 AM
i dont have poop JUICE, but ANYTHING from Hooters = insta-poop food.

ha ha ha ha, I hear you on that!!!

Yager Is my poop juice...ut it takes a night of sleeping with it in my tummy...mmm

Killer
01-29-2009, 11:26 AM
ha ha ha ha, I hear you on that!!!

Yager Is my poop juice...ut it takes a night of sleeping with it in my tummy...mmm



LOL! word!!! man jager is unreal... insert multible jager bombs at night...

release one jager bomb in the morning!

§treet_§peed
01-29-2009, 01:25 PM
dutch oven ftw lol