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Julio
01-28-2009, 04:42 PM
Of the people who are scamming the system :


qualifications :

You qualify for Lifeline Service in your area if...

You already participate in one of the following assistance programs:
Federal Public Housing Assistance / Section 8
Food Stamps
Low Income Home Energy Assistance Program (LIHEAP)
Medicaid
Senior citizen low-income discount plan offered by the local gas or power company
Supplemental Security Income (SSI)
Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF)

No one in your household currently receives Lifeline Assistance through another phone carrier. If someone in your household is receiving Lifeline Assistance you must cancel the service before applying for Lifeline Service through SafeLink Wireless.

You have a valid United States Postal Address. In order for us to ship you your FREE phone you must live at a residence that can receive mail from the US Post Office. Sorry, but P.O. Boxes cannot be accepted.


www.safelinkwireless.com

I can already imagine.....

Brett
01-28-2009, 04:50 PM
I dont have any of those to claim on, but still.... Can they set me up with my Iphone on this? :D

Nismo
01-28-2009, 06:09 PM
Oh nice. I want a free phone so I can text the bitchs. I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.

stephen
01-28-2009, 07:25 PM
Oh nice. I want a free phone so I can text the bitchs. I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.


LIRL!!!! that was funny

claybird
01-29-2009, 12:54 AM
If bitches dont love my smiley faces.....Fukin SKANKS

apex2305
01-29-2009, 05:33 PM
holy hell, i just saw a commercial for this, how the hell is this a good idea of where to spend government money.!??!?! cut funds to schools and give broke ass holes free phones, wow just wow

TheProfiteer
01-29-2009, 05:42 PM
Oh nice. I want a free phone so I can text the bitchs. I sent that bitch a smiley face. Bitches love smiley faces.


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