If you ever had sex with a hooker what would you do differently...? NWS NWS NWS

[4dmin]

If you ever had sex with a hooker what would you do differently...?

Most guys specially those in relationships/marriage I'm sure have things they probably wouldn't do w/ their wife or things their wife wont do... what would you do differently if money was no option and hooker do anyting you want!




* figured this could be interesting.

[Bruce Leroy]

I'd make her lick my ass hole......

[4dmin]

I'd make her lick my ass hole......

lol good start...


i think i would totally have to pull a R Kelly for giggles :piss::boobies:

http://images.askmen.com/video/2007_mar/mar27_dave_chappelle.jpg

[G.C]

If she's ugly or decent, i'll fuck her ass to mouth then shit in her mouth.

If she's model level, i'll fuck all her holes first,then stick my left hand up her pussy and right hand up her ass hole and start benching her. 2 sets of 10.

[Sammich]

lol good start...


i think i would totally have to pull a R Kelly for giggles :piss::boobies:

http://images.askmen.com/video/2007_mar/mar27_dave_chappelle.jpg

:lmao::lmao: DOO DOO JUICE

[4dmin]

If she's ugly or decent, i'll fuck her ass to mouth then shit in her mouth.

If she's model level, i'll fuck all her holes first,then stick my left hand up her pussy and right hand up her ass hole and start benching her. 2 sets of 10.

dayum i just wanted to piss on her but you just :screwy:


:lmfao:

[Brown Man]

If she's ugly or decent, i'll fuck her ass to mouth then shit in her mouth.

If she's model level, i'll fuck all her holes first,then stick my left hand up her pussy and right hand up her ass hole and start benching her. 2 sets of 10.

you sir have some problems

:screwy:

[G.C]

dayum i just wanted to piss on her but you just




Want to remember for rest of my life. Pissing on a girl, i'll probably forget bout that in a year.

[87 Turbo II]

I'm not into any super sick shit my girlfriend isn't into. We're both a bit kinky and we already do a lot, but it doesn't get too crazy.

[Elbow]

Really this is a thread for your kinkiest inside.

I can't really think of anything exciting that I want to do that I didn't do with my ex.

[Vteckidd]

nothing different, my wife will be sexually compatible with me

[Sammich]

I WONDER IF THIS WAS/IS GOING TO BE ONE OF THE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN PAUL AND HIS FELLOW ASSOCIATES TODAY/NEAR FUTURE

[DeutscheBAG!]

Bacon Grease BUUUURNS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byh0TW0HOnE

[collins]

I'd literally piss in her asshole while I'm balls deep

[G.C]

you sir have some problems



You didn't know you can DP a girl with no sex toys by your self????:screwy:

[Sammich]

I'd literally piss in her asshole while I'm balls deep

GUESS U'VE NEVER DONE THAT W/ A WOMAN HUH.....:ninja:

[4dmin]

nothing different, my wife will be sexually compatible with me

sexually compatible has nothing to do w/ it unless you get off on the thing you would do. point is people in general have things they would like to do to people they don't care about specially w/ money involved. pissing on someone for a laugh is good example b/c its funny and hookers will do anything for money :lmfao:

i would assume those who have nothing to add either are A) duds in the bedroom B) drive an ice cream truck C) enjoy a finger in the ass

[collins]

Never done it PERIOD... But I see what u did there :ninja:

[Sammich]

LOL

[B18c1Turboed]

I have a friend that owns a whore house, and i must say some of the women are smoking hott in there.. I hear stories of Big ass guys, that look mean as hell.Like having dildos shoved up their ass.

its amazing the stuff i hear.
I got pics of hoes, if anyone intrested.....hahahhaha

[Sammich]

I have a friend that owns a whore house, and i must say some of the women are smoking hott in there.. I hear stories of Big ass guys, that look mean as hell.Like having dildos shoved up their ass.



u still workin out?:ninja:

[B18c1Turboed]

u still workin out?:ninja:


hahahah Im fluffy!!!

[Kevykev]

If she's ugly or decent, i'll fuck her ass to mouth then shit in her mouth.

If she's model level, i'll fuck all her holes first,then stick my left hand up her pussy and right hand up her ass hole and start benching her. 2 sets of 10.


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

i...... :lmfao: :lmfao:

speechless

[Kevykev]

Bacon Grease BUUUURNS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byh0TW0HOnE

hahahahahahaaa
i actually watched that

[Blitanicle99]

Ass to mouth for sure. And of coarse the anal creampie.

This chick I know that seriously want to marry me is completely down for like ANYTHING beside the ultra kinky shit. No gag reflex, huge tits, and always wants it. Obeys commands well too.

She has admitted drunk she would do it in da butt. But not the ass to mouth. Maybe enough alcohol will solve that problem. ;)

[4dmin]

I have a friend that owns a whore house, and i must say some of the women are smoking hott in there.. I hear stories of Big ass guys, that look mean as hell.Like having dildos shoved up their ass.

its amazing the stuff i hear.
I got pics of hoes, if anyone intrested.....hahahhaha

your holdiing out on us where are the :camera:

[T.S.]

in for pics....

and i would probably start with a blowjob while playing video games ( b/c that shit is just baller) then.... Fuck her from behind and right before orgasm DONKEY PUNCH THE MOTHA FUCKA SHIT OUT THAT HOE! Pack my shit and leave....

[TheProfiteer]

lol wow and I thought I was a complete perve, you guys blow my fantasies straight out of the water.

[T.S.]

lol wow and I thought I was a complete perve, you guys blow my fantasies straight out of the water.


the thing is there is something that you would never do to a woman you love or care about but you would love to give a shot on someone you would never have to deal with again. This would be that case where you could do whatever the fuck you wanted her to do... You know like pour whip cream on your boy toy and beat her in the face with it! you know just wacky shit like that... Come on gets get creative... :boobies:

[TheGodfather]

My ex lost a bet and licked my asshole...so it would probably be some form of defecating on her.

Oooh, and have her be carrying dinner, then drop it, then I'm like, YOU STUPID BITCH, and I backhand her some accidentally.

Wait replace some, with repeatedly, and accidentally with purposely.


Yeah and after I show her whats up, I cum in her eyes.

[Vteckidd]

i guessi dont understand the question.

i have no interest in pissing on a girl lol. Hookers are for sex. Im pretty sure ive done everything i wanted to do to any of the girls ive dated.

I guess what im saying is there is nothing i would do to a hooker that i wouldnt be able to do to my "wife"

[4dmin]

i guessi dont understand the question.

i have no interest in pissing on a girl lol. Hookers are for sex. Im pretty sure ive done everything i wanted to do to any of the girls ive dated.

I guess what im saying is there is nothing i would do to a hooker that i wouldnt be able to do to my "wife"

com'on nothing creative like impact gun w/ dildo on the end stuck in her butt?... :no:

[B18c1Turboed]

SORRY FACE HAVE TO BE BLURRED OUT!!!!!

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h174/B18c1turboedEK/003.jpg

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[TheGodfather]

They may be hot, but I'm guessing some hot shit is going on with them down below too.

Gross.

[T.S.]

NWS the thread pleaseeeee....

[B18c1Turboed]

NWS the thread pleaseeeee....

You shouldnt be coming in a thread about hookers at work, anyways!!!! :boobies:

[T.S.]

im on my lunch break at my desk... and if he was going to actually post the pictures he should have messaged admin to add it to the thread. It was fine before he added the pictures.

[Vteckidd]

hookers yay

[4dmin]

im on my lunch break at my desk... and if he was going to actually post the pictures he should have messaged admin to add it to the thread. It was fine before he added the pictures.

stop looking at porn at work scott :lmfao:



yay for hookers :boobies: - the first one is kinda thick i like that :idb:

[Bruce Leroy]

This thread delivers!

Now that i thnk about it, i want to have sex in a casket. They have alot of rebound...... I also want to fuck a girl thats like 7 feet tall, but we have to be standing up. I could wrap around her like monkey babies on their mom.

[§treet_§peed]

I don't like fat chicks, but i love me some thick chicks. anyways reps to you good sir.

[G.C]

i won't be surprised if i see Neil Patrick Harris at a whore house snorting coke off whore's ass.

[B18c1Turboed]

yay for hookers :boobies: - the first one is kinda thick i like that :idb:

A certain memeber on here used to fuck the shit out of her.... I wont saay who...hahahahhahahaha

[4dmin]

A certain memeber on here used to fuck the shit out of her.... I wont saay who...hahahahhahahaha

someone i know and as a client?

[Bruce Leroy]

i won't be surprised if i see Neil Patrick Harris at a whore house snorting coke off whore's ass.

Dosen't he like dick?? I'm almost positive that he is gay.

[G.C]

Dosen't he like dick?? I'm almost positive that he is gay.

wow didn't know that. Vin Diesel is gay too btw just to add along.

[OneSlow5pt0]

i guessi dont understand the question.

i have no interest in pissing on a girl lol. Hookers are for sex. Im pretty sure ive done everything i wanted to do to any of the girls ive dated.

I guess what im saying is there is nothing i would do to a hooker that i wouldnt be able to do to my "wife"

x2:cheers:

[Stormhammer]

I would make her gargle peptol bismol while giving a deepthroat blumpkin in the act, while I read a book.

[ISAtlanta300]

I would:

Take 2 eggs, sugar, flour.
Put it all in her cooter and mix it up by f*cking the sh*t out of her.
Creampie (provided she's clean).

Pour all contents in a cake bowl and bake at 350F for 15 minutes

Take it out of the oven, jerk off and add the 'frosting',put a candle on it and give it to her to eat.

Happy Birthday, skank.

[ep9716]

^^^ Thats Whats Up...I Was Thinking The Samething.

[Alan®]

the only thing I really want to do at this point is fuck a 30-40 yo milf. Other than that im straight

[4dmin]

I would:

Take 2 eggs, sugar, flour.
Put it all in her cooter and mix it up by f*cking the sh*t out of her.
Creampie (provided she's clean).

Pour all contents in a cake bowl and bake at 350F for 15 minutes

Take it out of the oven, jerk off and add the 'frosting',put a candle on it and give it to her to eat.

Happy Birthday, skank.

that sir deserves :bowdown:

[JayL]

the only thing I really want to do at this point is fuck a 30-40 yo milf. Other than that im straight

DITTO!

[Seymour222]

I would tell her....

Well alright .... well first I want you to tongue my bung while you juggle my balls in one hand and play with my asshole with the other ... but dont stick your finger in .... then I want a pinkie while I stick it in your friends brown eye while Silent Bob watches and spanks in a dixie cup ... after that .. I want to smell your titties for awhile and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog .. then I want you to flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in .. then we throw the dixie cup out.

Just kidding. Thought it was appropriate.

I would say...a twenty-four hour party with her and her associate with nothing but anal creampie. Save the forementioned creampie in a super soaker. At the end of the party, squirt the Chris Juice all over her and her co-worker and get it all on videotape.

[staysideways]

ok;

while facing away from said hooker, curl my right leg upwards.

have her put a ziploc bag over my foot. (this is of course after she has smeared the can of cranberry sauce i provided her with all over her titties.)

then proceed to discover just how far my foot will travel into her ass before i can feel her breathing.

after this i would tie her up, stand her on her head, and empty a bottle of jager into her snatch, flip her back over and proceed to suck all of the alcohol out of said pussy through a bendy straw.

Since i wouldn't have used a small bottle of jager i would have a limited amount of time before i inevitably began feeling a little sick, so before i started thowing up i would shove my cock as deep in her throat as possible and her still have the ability to sing either "thriller" or "slow ride".

while she was attempting to sing and gargle my dick at the same time, i would be standing there, eating a turkey sandwich, making sure that i was sprinkling bread crumbs on her tits so they would stick to the cranberry sauce from earlier.

i would then have her shit in a rubber glove.

to top that off, i would give her a tahitian face mask, while i licked cranberry sauce off her boobs.

then since the alcohol had made it's comeback i would thank her for the interesting evening and escort her to the door,
as she walked out i would get her attention and as she turned around i would throw the shit filled glove at her chin.

i'm thinkin' that sums it up.

[DUBSf22c]

/\ you sure need to write a book with that imagination

[staysideways]

i might,

i'll call it "world's wildest hooker encounters"

[MR.EM1]

i would throat job the shit out the bitch

[4dmin]

i might,

i'll call it "world's wildest hooker encounters"

i'd buy it :cheers:

[Maverick]

id make her give ma blumpkin

[DieselNuts]

I'd literally piss in her asshole while I'm balls deep
you mean you didnt do that w/your ex?

[shubert]

i see this thread and i see. . . . . . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_VZdQ92pQc

"you guys are freaks!!"