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TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 10:17 AM
Ok fellow IAers. Here is one to ponder about.

Group Sex. Discuss any past experiences, and vote on the poll.

Group sex can be any type of sexual activity with more than two people involved.



(Cliff Notes: Two Bitches sucked me off, I skeeted on thier face, and sent them packing)

My one and only experience happened 3 years ago, I was working at Kroger at the time, there was this dumb pale redhead slut named Heather who worked there. Considering at the time I was broke, had a suspended license, and was getting no poontang, I figured might as well drop the standards a little and dick this hoe around. She at least was not fat, had a big ass, and was always ready to fuck at the drop of hat.

Ok so about 2 months down the line, this blonde skinny ass hoe shows up starts workin the the fuel center, lol she almost mirrored Autumn in appearence, skinny no tits, and loved the crystal like no other. Well it so happens at the time I knew some cats that had pounds of this shit. This hoes name was Noicole, straight from Indiana, 18 years old, lost her virginity at 17, and was already dicked by 18 guys before she made it GA. Tell you one thing though meeting me was not the best thing to happen to this girl. More on that in a second. Talking to that shit was like talking to a porno DVD, no matter what you said eventually would get too see some bitch naked. I introduced her to some cats, and there was this Bosnian dude named Sole, who wanted to hook up with her, and he did, kinda.

Bout two weeks down the line she calls me up one night right around midnight looking for meth. "Sure" I says "Suck my dick at the same time with Heather, and you get a meth buffet for the night". Ok so she comes over, and heather was too dumb of a slut to ever have any guts to dispute anything, she went along with this like it was Christmas at Grannies. Now this happened in my Garage, 1 o-clock in the morning, on a dirty old ass couch thats been sitting there for years. So right there, just coincidently that bosinan fool SOLE shows up trying to get baked, right as I have my semi hard dick in his girls mouth. I run out, send his ass home, go back into the garage and proceed to get my dick sucked by these two hoes. It was pretty decent considering it was my first (and to this day last) three sum. I ended up skeeting on Nicoles face, she also ended up eating most of it. Since I wasnt tweaked out, I sent both these hoes packing and passed out.

Two days later I broke it off completely with the Heather slut, and ended up passing both these hoes around my circle of friends. We took both of them to a few parties at babylon, where both Nicole and Heather were dicked by numerous Armanian "thugs" and i am not bullshiting that within 2 weeks of this happening Both Nicole and Heather ended up fucking at least another 35 guys each.

Nasty ass sluts. I am 100% glad i never ended up actually fucking Nicole, cause I bet that pussy smelled like rank ass yougurt.

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 10:29 AM
man i fucked this poll all up, typos all over the place.

Paul please fix it for me, and add a few more options in there that you feel are appropriate

4dmin
01-28-2009, 10:35 AM
man i fucked this poll all up, typos all over the place.

Paul please fix it for me, and add a few more options in there that you feel are appropriate

i added one you missed and clean them up :goodjob:

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 10:39 AM
you got the train and finger cuffs mixed up.

Train is 2 guys 1 girl, cuffs is 2 girls 1 guy

4dmin
01-28-2009, 10:42 AM
you got the train and finger cuffs mixed up.

Train is 2 guys 1 girl, cuffs is 2 girls 1 guy

finger cuffs is 2 guys + 1 girl...

http://i37.tinypic.com/21npopc.jpg

Ed
01-28-2009, 10:45 AM
Ok so about 2 months down the line, this blonde skinny ass hoe shows up starts workin the the fuel center, lol she almost mirrored Autumn in appearence, skinny no tits, and loved the crystal like no other.

nothing else in this thread matters.

reps.

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 10:47 AM
finger cuffs is 2 guys + 1 girl...

http://i37.tinypic.com/21npopc.jpg

oh ok, I guess its the same thing is running a train then.

its all good.

Elbow
01-28-2009, 11:09 AM
What a dumb thread. Someone is lacking in the sex department in recent times I see.

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 11:14 AM
What a dumb thread. Someone is lacking in the sex department in recent times I see.

actually yeah in way I am.

I get laid daily, but after 2.5 years of being in a relationship, and even though my girl is hot and a freak, nasty dirty thoughts still enter my mind.

I don't know why you are even talking, you did get all buddy buddy with Autumn.

Elbow
01-28-2009, 11:17 AM
actually yeah in way I am.

I get laid daily, but after 2.5 years of being in a relationship, and even though my girl is hot and a freak, nasty dirty thoughts still enter my mind.

I don't know why you are even talking, you did get all buddy buddy with Autumn.

Why do you keep mentioning Autumn with my name?? :???:

Ed
01-28-2009, 11:22 AM
you did get all buddy buddy with Autumn.

who hasn't up in that area? (lawrenceville/gwinnett)

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 11:22 AM
Why do you keep mentioning Autumn with my name?? :???:

I am sorry, but I do explicitly remember you two getting E-married and what not.


Talk about lacking in the sex department, you are really not one to talk.

Elbow
01-28-2009, 11:23 AM
who hasn't up in that area? (lawrenceville/gwinnett)

I live in Athens. She lives in Columbus.

Elbow
01-28-2009, 11:24 AM
I am sorry, but I do explicitly remember you two getting E-married and what not.


Talk about lacking in the sex department, you are really not one to talk.

LOL yeahhhh no.

And hell my ex was on here talking about how much we fucked just a couple weeks ago. Go jerk some more pussy boy, you will lose your v card one day, ONE DAY buddy. :goodjob:

Buttons
01-28-2009, 11:24 AM
um, why does the profiteer have a sick fascination with me?

Elbow
01-28-2009, 11:25 AM
um, why does the profiteer have a sick fascination with me?

Because he is a virgin and attracted to your body.

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 11:31 AM
LOL yeahhhh no.

And hell my ex was on here talking about how much we fucked just a couple weeks ago. Go jerk some more pussy boy, you will lose your v card one day, ONE DAY buddy. :goodjob:

lol, if those thoughts make you feel better inside man, than more power to you man.


um, why does the profiteer have a sick fascination with me?

um, believe me, only time your name ever crosses is if I ever need to describe to some one what a meth head slut looks like.

Buttons
01-28-2009, 11:33 AM
lol, if those thoughts make you feel better inside man, than more power to you man.



um, believe me, only time your name ever crosses is if I ever need to describe to some one what a meth head slut looks like.





nah, you've made a few threads about me, been banned, and etc. just admit it.

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 11:35 AM
nah, you've made a few threads about me, been banned, and etc. just admit it.

i made only one thread about you, the one i got banned for, and it was to reaffirm your whore status here on IA.

Princess12
01-28-2009, 11:36 AM
I have shared a room with another couple in the past... we never actually swapped partners but the guys did somehow convince us girls that we needed to show each other some love lol. I'm just a 1 on 1 kind of girl now though.

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 11:39 AM
I have shared a room with another couple in the past... we never actually swapped partners but the guys did somehow convince us girls that we needed to show each other some love lol. I'm just a 1 on 1 kind of girl now though.

thats still awesome, nothing wrong with a lil group love, so long as its safe

Elbow
01-28-2009, 11:40 AM
lol, if those thoughts make you feel better inside man, than more power to you man.



um, believe me, only time your name ever crosses is if I ever need to describe to some one what a meth head slut looks like.

Just speaking the truth faggot.

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 11:49 AM
Just speaking the truth faggot.

Faggot?

I am sorry, werent you the one touting lip stick and a black lace bra?

BanginJimmy
01-28-2009, 12:00 PM
shared room, no swapping.

When I was in Japan me and my roommate tagged a couple japanese chicks we met at a BBQ.

Elbow
01-28-2009, 12:39 PM
Faggot?

I am sorry, werent you the one touting lip stick and a black lace bra?

Yeah, and? Who's the one making tons of sex threads on the internet for a quick turn on? At least my sexy bra photoshoot was done as a joke with a female.

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 12:45 PM
Yeah, and? Who's the one making tons of sex threads on the internet for a quick turn on? At least my sexy bra photoshoot was done as a joke with a female.

lol last thing i wanna do is get a hard one while i am here at work.

these threads are nothing more than an exploration into multilateral perspective of sexuality.

go back to E-Marriages, bra boy.

G.C
01-28-2009, 12:46 PM
Panama city, fucked two chicks, fell asleep, they were gone, family/friends woke me up sleeping on the floor.

Last New Years-shared room/no swapping with my gf and my best friend+ gf for min or 2. I felt sick from all the alcohol and dono wtf happened after that.

collins
01-28-2009, 01:02 PM
um, believe me, only time your name ever crosses is if I ever need to describe to some one what a meth head slut looks like.

i could be wrong here, but that looks like libel to me... not to mention girl bashing which is agains ia rules.... :dunno:

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 01:09 PM
i could be wrong here, but that looks like libel to me... not to mention girl bashing which is agains ia rules.... :dunno:

oh shit, I guess I am in for another ban.

:eek:

collins
01-28-2009, 01:12 PM
lol oops....

OneSlow5pt0
01-28-2009, 02:47 PM
one on one for me only.

ISAtlanta300
01-28-2009, 03:08 PM
can't choose more than one option... wtf.... Did the room couple thing and the train. But only 1 on 1 now....

Buttons
01-28-2009, 03:30 PM
i made only one thread about you, the one i got banned for, and it was to reaffirm your whore status here on IA.

orly?

the one you were banned for and was deleted.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=208723

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=182041

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=174454

that's four and i just went through the first two pages of the thread's you started.

TheProfiteer
01-28-2009, 04:40 PM
orly?

the one you were banned for and was deleted.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=208723

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=182041

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=174454

that's four and i just went through the first two pages of the thread's you started.

LMAO at your pathetic efforts to try to redeem your self.

If you want to believe that I have some sort of fascination with you, well then Cracky McDumbslut, more power too you.

soul
01-28-2009, 05:13 PM
Ive had a couple threesomes, and partner swapping, all back in college.

Had a few full blown orgies back in the day when had a dedicated group of trippers ;)

Buttons
01-28-2009, 06:34 PM
LMAO at your pathetic efforts to try to redeem your self.

If you want to believe that I have some sort of fascination with you, well then Cracky McDumbslut, more power too you.

If you say so, :goodjob:

Nismo
01-28-2009, 06:37 PM
If you say so, :goodjob:

Shut your whore mouth.

DUBSf22c
01-29-2009, 07:06 AM
1. Shared Room Experience (multiple couples in the same room, no swapping)
many times

2.Ran a train on a few hoes
Love to show pics but I know some people know these girls on some lvl. And last time some how you fuckers found her on myspace

Frög
01-29-2009, 08:33 AM
I want to do all the above..

TheProfiteer
09-24-2009, 02:42 PM
REVIVAL!!!!!!

ilovemyhonda.
09-24-2009, 02:45 PM
1 on 1..

TheProfiteer
09-24-2009, 02:48 PM
1 on 1..


soooooo boring.

ilovemyhonda.
09-24-2009, 02:49 PM
No... not boring... just like all the attention to be on ME!

teh bri
09-24-2009, 02:50 PM
1 on 1.

TRDwasiq
09-24-2009, 02:58 PM
everyone just shut the fock up !!

ilovemyhonda.
09-24-2009, 03:01 PM
look here pal... answer the question... ;)

BluesClues
09-24-2009, 03:04 PM
I've never been in a 3 some, but I def would love too (2 girls 1 guy that is). Although I am really picky when it comes to females though and guys I've dated been to pussy to share

DieselNuts
09-24-2009, 03:07 PM
I've gotten a blowjob by two chicks at the same time. Don't really have a category for that...

BluesClues
09-24-2009, 03:11 PM
WE NEED MORE CATEGORIES!

teh bri
09-24-2009, 03:11 PM
I've never been in a 3 some, but I def would love too (2 girls 1 guy that is). Although I am really picky when it comes to females though and guys I've dated been to pussy to share
:eek: BAD GIRL!









:idb: :ninja:

BluesClues
09-24-2009, 03:20 PM
:eek: BAD GIRL!









:idb: :ninja:

:yes::boobies::idb:

TRDwasiq
09-24-2009, 03:23 PM
Gang bangin is Real :ninja:

jhadleyh
09-24-2009, 05:00 PM
i voted lol

03RCode
09-24-2009, 09:25 PM
i voted lol





I see what you did thurr.


http://www.dominicwilcox.com/images/swing/Swing2.jpg

BluesClues
09-24-2009, 09:28 PM
Man! Within this past week of me being on IA again, I have come to the conclusion of..........



















IA IS FULL OF PERVERTS! I mean it's cool and all, nice to know you all can handle some nice adult conversations, but you all are some horndogs!

Keep up the good work :goodjob:

FAM0U5
09-24-2009, 09:46 PM
Man! Within this past week of me being on IA again, I have come to the conclusion of..........

IA IS FULL OF PERVERTS! I mean it's cool and all, nice to know you all can handle some nice adult conversations, but you all are some horndogs!

Keep up the good work :goodjob:

You got back on IA to get your sexual hunger qunich, just sayin:ninja: lol:boobies:

BluesClues
09-24-2009, 09:47 PM
You got back on IA to get your sexual hunger qunich, just sayin:ninja: lol:boobies:
Nope. :no: Somehow IA just got freakier and I'm just here for the ride :goodjob: (no pun intended)

FAM0U5
09-24-2009, 09:59 PM
I think its just you, IA has always been this way; something about this place thats make me type the way I do. I think its because I feel comfy behind my screen.

03RCode
09-24-2009, 10:01 PM
Nope. :no: Somehow IA just got freakier and I'm just here for the ride :goodjob: (no pun intended)



In for gangbang.

bdydrpdmazda
09-25-2009, 05:51 PM
shouldve been a multiple choice poll, Ive done swinging and full blown orgies

FasTech
09-25-2009, 05:55 PM
I've had sex with a girl with another couple in the room. At first, I thought it would be quite akward but turned out to not be that bad. I've had chances to be apart of running a train on a girl but thats not my style.

bdydrpdmazda
09-25-2009, 05:58 PM
I like pissing all over bitches and then running da train

Ms Dollar
09-26-2009, 03:34 PM
I like pissing all over bitches and then running da train

That's nasty...:no:

EL42
09-26-2009, 04:18 PM
I've never been in a 3 some, but I def would love too (2 girls 1 guy that is). Although I am really picky when it comes to females though and guys I've dated been to pussy to share

:D it's like that? wow, but where's the all of the above selection?

BluesClues
09-27-2009, 12:15 AM
^^^ :yes:

jhadleyh
09-27-2009, 12:16 AM
^^^you need some dick lol

BluesClues
09-27-2009, 12:18 AM
:no:

jhadleyh
09-27-2009, 12:19 AM
^^^no dick for you lol....maybe some VAGINA

BluesClues
09-27-2009, 12:22 AM
^^^ I'm cool, but thanks for the offer :goodjob:

Firefightin_tC
09-27-2009, 03:24 AM
Had a shared room experience...but no swapping..

...I'm a stingy fuck when it comes to my women, lol.

allmotorEJ8
09-27-2009, 04:36 AM
I've done all of them except the full blown orgy. Good times, good times.

Double_0_Rusty
09-27-2009, 12:00 PM
3sum with a cheerleader and a softball player back in high school. I was dating the cheerleader, and the softball player was her best friend. Im havin relations with my gf, and the other chick walks in....my gf suggests a threesome, and Im like "will you be mad in the morning?"....she said "no, lets just do it". Needless to say, I was 17 and having one ride my cawk and the other sittin on muh face....with them rotating positions.....VERT NICE












btw, she was mad the next day, and it was spread all around the school.

BluesClues
09-27-2009, 12:49 PM
^^^ Damn!

Friggintitsman
09-27-2009, 12:55 PM
I've done a lot of shit, but never will I share a bitch with another dude.

BluesClues
09-27-2009, 01:02 PM
I've done a lot of shit, but never will I share a bitch with another dude.
That would have been somewhat sweet if had not used the word bitch lol

Friggintitsman
09-27-2009, 01:50 PM
I wouldn't mind a little man sammich with two slices of sweet bread

BluesClues
09-27-2009, 01:55 PM
^^^ sounds a little gay :dunno:

*waits for sammich to make an appearance*

Friggintitsman
09-27-2009, 05:33 PM
How is that gay if I'm the only guy present?

BluesClues
09-27-2009, 05:41 PM
How is that gay if I'm the only guy present?
You didn't get the pun lol

Friggintitsman
09-27-2009, 05:50 PM
It's been a long day

dohc4.6sc
09-27-2009, 05:55 PM
LMFAO at " rank ass yogurt." im def. gonna have to use that one.