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thinkfast®
01-27-2009, 01:21 PM
WHEN YOU'RE ON THE BOWL AND YOUR PITO IS IN THE WATER!!!!!!!! :mad: :cussing:

blaknoize
01-27-2009, 01:24 PM
Since i dont know what it is... I cant comment, but it doesnt sound very nice...

DunDunSkeert
01-27-2009, 01:34 PM
I think he is trying to say that he has a long wang so when he goes to take a dump it touches the water.

TheProfiteer
01-27-2009, 01:39 PM
thats just fucking sick, what if you never notice the dingleberrie that got stuck at the top and you never notice it, come time for you to use your wang, you have a brown stain on the front of your drawers.

thinkfast®
01-27-2009, 01:40 PM
GOOD CALL MY FRIEND, GOOD CALL

THATS WHY I ALWAYS TRIM MY SCROT/GOOCH HAIRS, THAT WAY IT KEEPS THE BOYS FREE AND MY MAIN MAN CAN HANG AND COOL OFF

Killer
01-27-2009, 01:52 PM
i agree... nothing worse than muh sack dragging the ground at a urinal....

Sammich
01-27-2009, 01:53 PM
THIS THREAD NEEDS MORE ENGLISH AND ALOT LESS SPANISH, THAT WAY I CAN COMPREHEND WTF IS GOING ON UP IN HERE.

PS KILLER...NEVERMIND LOL

thinkfast®
01-27-2009, 01:54 PM
O YEA, WELL I NEED A LOT MORE STFU FROM YOU AND LESS JIBBA JABBA

Sammich
01-27-2009, 01:56 PM
JAB THESE NUTS ALL UP IN YOUR TAILPIPE THERE PUTO

YOU EVER SELL THE CAPRICE?

Killer
01-27-2009, 01:56 PM
PS KILLER...NEVERMIND LOL

racise

Sammich
01-27-2009, 01:57 PM
I WAS JUST GONA SAY YOUR BALLS DONT EVEN REACH THE BOTTOM OF YOUR TIGHTY WHITEYS..HOW THEY GONA REACH THE URINAL? SLIDE AGAINST THE WALL?

thinkfast®
01-27-2009, 01:58 PM
JAB THESE NUTS ALL UP IN YOUR TAILPIPE THERE PUTO

YOU EVER SELL THE CAPRICE?

THATS A NEGATIVE SLUTICUS

WHY, YOU GOT CASH IN HAND?

:doesnt hold breath:

thinkfast®
01-27-2009, 01:59 PM
HOW YOU KNOW THIS INFO, IS IT OK TO TALK W/ DISCRETION ABOUT IT

P.S. YOU MAKE ME SICK

Sammich
01-27-2009, 02:00 PM
THATS A NEGATIVE SLUTICUS

WHY, YOU GOT CASH IN HAND?

:doesnt hold breath:

SMART MOVE CUZ I'M MORE BROKE THAN GARY COLEMAN, TRUE STORY. BUT NAW I SAW THE THREAD HADNT BEEN BUMPED AND I KNEW U MOVED UP W/ UR HONEY DIP AND BABY GIRL AND THOUGHT U MAYBE SOLD IT BEFORE MOVING. U SHOULD KEEP IT

thinkfast®
01-27-2009, 02:01 PM
YEA ITS IN A SAFE STORAGE PLACE AWAY FROM CHUMPS LIKE YOU I CANT STAND THE SIGHT OF IT BEING EVEN NEGLECTED EVEN FOR ONE SECOND OR RAVAGED BY PEOPLE OF YOUR KIND

I WANT TO VOMITAR

Sammich
01-27-2009, 02:01 PM
HOW YOU KNOW THIS INFO, IS IT OK TO TALK W/ DISCRETION ABOUT IT

P.S. YOU MAKE ME SICK

I'M PRETTY SURE U WANTED TO KNOW FULL DETAILS. HIT UP HIS USE TO BE WOMANS AND SHE'LL FILL YOU IN ON HIS INADQUACIES(SP?)

thinkfast®
01-27-2009, 02:02 PM
WOW THATS GROSS

Sammich
01-27-2009, 02:02 PM
YEA ITS IN A SAFE STORAGE PLACE AWAY FROM CHUMPS LIKE YOU I CANT STAND THE SIGHT OF IT BEING EVEN NEGLECTED EVEN FOR ONE SECOND OR RAVAGED BY PEOPLE OF YOUR KIND

I WANT TO VOMITAR

LOL KICK ROCKS U...I HAD TO STOP BECAUSE I'M TRYING TO REFORM MYSELF. ILURICKSTER.

TELL DEE THAT SAMMICH TOLD HER TO GET HER SWEET AND SOUR ASS ON IA...NOW!

XLR8NMR2
01-27-2009, 02:04 PM
NO MAMES WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Sammich
01-27-2009, 02:05 PM
WTF U DOIN IN HAR

thinkfast®
01-27-2009, 02:11 PM
MARKY MARK (NO FUNKY BUNCH)

WAT THE BIZ COMPA

TheProfiteer
01-27-2009, 08:01 PM
some one really needs to show Thinkfast's girl this thread.

if she see's this its going to be a looooooooooooooooooong time before you ever get any head.

especially considering you let it dangle in the water while releasing your hidden treasures.

carrascopa
01-28-2009, 12:05 PM
4 realz.. toilet bowl water is freezing

TheGodfather
01-28-2009, 12:13 PM
I wish you went away again.

carrascopa
01-28-2009, 02:24 PM
I wish you went away again.

u talkin 2 me bro? Y? what did I do 2 u?

Sammich
01-28-2009, 02:25 PM
i'm pretty sure his male counterpart didnt fulfill his wants last night, never mind him

carrascopa
01-28-2009, 02:35 PM
LOL, its all good, id probably dick smack that kid in real life, and he would probably ask me to do it again.. but on IA everyones got something to say

blackboi50
01-28-2009, 02:37 PM
my eyes just got bigger reading the first page of this thread!!!!.......looks like yall were yelling at each other!!!!......1

Sammich
01-28-2009, 02:39 PM
LOL, its all good, id probably dick smack that kid in real life, and he would probably ask me to do it again.. but on IA everyones got something to say

he asked me to do it...i told him i was married


my eyes just got bigger reading the first page of this thread!!!!.......looks like yall were yelling at each other!!!!......1

FIRST PAGE = SERIOUS BUSINESS....IF U DONT GOT BUSINESS..THEN GTFO!!!!!!!!!!

blackboi50
01-28-2009, 02:48 PM
he asked me to do it...i told him i was married



FIRST PAGE = SERIOUS BUSINESS....IF U DONT GOT BUSINESS..THEN GTFO!!!!!!!!!!

man ill get when the getting gets get!!!!!! comprende???? :rant:.....1

Sammich
01-28-2009, 02:51 PM
man ill get when the getting gets get!!!!!! comprende???? :rant:.....1

SI SENORITA

XLR8NMR2
01-28-2009, 02:57 PM
WTF IS GOIN ON IN HAR

Sammich
01-28-2009, 02:58 PM
MOTHERFUKERS TRYNA SPEAK ESPANOL, BUT ONLY KNOW HALF THE LANGUAGE, IF THAT WERE ME I'D FUK A MOTHERFUKER UP, BUT THATS JUST ME

Brett
01-28-2009, 03:04 PM
WHEN YOU'RE ON THE BOWL AND YOUR PITO IS IN THE WATER!!!!!!!! :mad: :cussing:

Shit you mexican, You aint got no length, get back to mowing the yard son

XLR8NMR2
01-28-2009, 03:06 PM
ouch.

Brett
01-28-2009, 03:12 PM
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

How ya been man, havent seen ya in a minute

XLR8NMR2
01-28-2009, 03:13 PM
chillen staking up this paper! About to move back to miami puto....GA sucks now.

Sammich
01-28-2009, 03:14 PM
WHY U TYPE IN CAPS WHEN RICKY IS AROUND, BUT WHEN HE'S MIA U TYPE IN NORMAL LETTER...STAY CONSISTANT U BABY BACK BITCH

XLR8NMR2
01-28-2009, 03:23 PM
I BEEN TYPING IN CAPS NEGROID!!!

Sammich
01-28-2009, 03:24 PM
WELL CONTINUE YOU MR-2 50CENT SOULJA BOY TELLEM LOVING MOTHERFUKER

Brett
01-28-2009, 03:38 PM
chillen staking up this paper! About to move back to miami puto....GA sucks now.

Yeah sometimes I think about moving outta here nah mean? Only tie I had here was Leisa, now I have no one so I dunno

DirtySanchez
02-11-2009, 09:00 PM
WHEN YOU'RE ON THE BOWL AND YOUR PITO IS IN THE WATER!!!!!!!! :mad: :cussing:You just a Eric Estrada wannabe

http://www.crossanchorproductions.com/ahuff/fun/erik_estrada.jpg

thinkfast®
02-24-2009, 09:13 AM
I WANNA SOCK YOU IN THE MOUTH RITE NOW

Big Baller
02-24-2009, 09:21 AM
Thats why I only use the trough style urinals...that way my dick don't get wet.

Sammich
02-24-2009, 09:23 AM
i bet the OP of this thread is a fake gang banger who counts money for consumers