for lack of a better measuring device

[staysideways]

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p58/crossed1/0125090743.jpg

number one: big mother fucking sandwich. $4.98 i mean holy shit!
it's a pretty impressive sandwich.

number two: it was easier to find a shotgun than a ruler/measuring tape/yardstick or any conventional measuring tool
:no:

[Mr. Clean]

you got nothing. me and jdmjoe went to kroger and got the day old deal on a 2 lb (we weighed it at work lol) roast beef sandwich. it was like a good 15 inches long. it was fucking ridiculous and it was a whopping $2.50. i've got a picture of him eating his. you had to squish the shit out of it to even eat it lol.

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol

[staysideways]

this one was almost two pounds and probably the same length since that shotgun has an 18 inch barrel. but if yours was a full two pounds than i concede and may your jesus sandwich have mercy on my weak and miserable sandwich, as it wil surely burn in the fires of sandwich hell for all sandwich eternity if not