Freaky Evette.....

[Mike Lowrey]

You threw Evette out naked?!


She is a masseuse.

She massages shit.....

[blackboi50]

something is wrong with you and u need to get it checked out!!!.....haha.....1

[Brett]

Her titty was out a little bit

[Brett]

WHAT DOES THIS SAY!!! T N T!!! THAT STANS FOR TACTICAL NARCOTICS TEAM!!!! WHAT WAS TACTICAL ABOUT TONIGHT?

[blackboi50]

WHAT DOES THIS SAY!!! T N T!!! THAT STANS FOR TACTICAL NARCOTICS TEAM!!!! WHAT WAS TACTICAL ABOUT TONIGHT?

Key Word!!!! TACTICAL!!!!.......1

[Sammich]

woosah

[ShooterMcGavin]

don't be alarmed, we're negroes.

[blackboi50]

U GOT TO MUCH BASS IN YOUR VOICE......that scare white folks

"we were wondering if we could borrow some brown sugar".......:lmao:....1

[ALVIN]

bad boys bad boys whatchu gonn do...whatchu gonn do when we come fo you...skat u nat u nat sku ne heeyyy

[SiRed94]

"You see, what you have here is a special breed of rat..."

"and what kind of rat would that be?"

"Big Mother fuckers"

[DrivenMind]

Is someone in here KING DING-A-LING?

[Ronsam2006]

LOL...read the title fast it sounds like you came upon a fast Chevy. Like "Damn, I was riding down I-85, and this FreakyEvette flew by me at 100mph".

[AnthonyF]

you 2 are a trip and I love it how ya'll quote the movie.

-Ant.

[Alan®]

bad boys bad boys whatchu gonn do...whatchu gonn do when we come fo you...skat u nat u nat sku ne heeyyy
dude you gotta learn the words

[ALVIN]

hahaha

[blackboi50]

dude you gotta learn the words

we usually only do the chorus!!....1

[G.C]

LOL...read the title fast it sounds like you came upon a fast Chevy. Like "Damn, I was riding down I-85, and this FreakyEvette flew by me at 100mph".

Rohan, quit smoking that crack.

[Echonova]

Watch where you swinging a dead leg!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Freeze Bitch!

Now back up, put the gun down and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubalicious.

[LS2ner]

Damn the woosah captain! Did you just call me a tick?!


My favorite....

MIKE MIKE!! - I got this.... OHHHHH!!!! That'll pucker up your butt hole. - That mother fucka was flippin' n shit!

[Mike Lowrey]

Marcus: Did you see that?!

Mike: They throwin' cars! How am I not going to see that!

[Ruiner]

Mike...they fuck just like us!

[Ruiner]

Freeze Bitch!

Now back up, put the gun down and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubalicious.

....and some Skittles.

[Kasper]

"thats a nice fish, big fucken eyes, but nice fish!"

[LS2ner]

Why you always gotta give me the big motha fuckas? (BB1 when they are getting carjacked at the beginning)

I use this one all the time "One of these Cock-Diesel mutha fuckas that even turn to wipe they own ass."

[blackboi50]

show him your badge!!!! he has a gun!!!

Tell him we not from immigration!!!!........fucking haitians in lil fucking rooms with fucking guns!!! SHITT!!!

u ever rub your leather mike!!!!! Like a womans butt!!!!

what imma do with some dead titties!!!

:lmfao:.....1

[Mike Lowrey]

You know when we used to be gettin' into gun fights and I would always say we gonna be alright.

I could say it, but it would be a bunch of bullshit today!

[Mike Lowrey]

Marcus: ~drops fries in porsche~

Mike: ~pulls car over, takes off glasses~ "Get it."

[Mike Lowrey]

Marcus: Yo, where are your cupholders.

Mike: I don't have any.

Marcus: WTF you mean you don't have any! $80k for this car and you don't have no damn cupholders!

Mike: It's $105k. Fastest production car on the planet. 0-60 in 3 seconds sweetie. It's a limited edition.

Marcus: You damn right it's limited! No cupholders! Just a shiney dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along!

[Sammich]

^lawl

[AnthonyF]

Marcus: Yo, where are your cupholders.

Mike: I don't have any.

Marcus: WTF you mean you don't have any! $80k for this car and you don't have no damn cupholders!

Mike: It's $105k. Fastest production car on the planet. 0-60 in 3 seconds sweetie. It's a limited edition.

Marcus: You damn right it's limited! No cupholders! Just a shiney dick with two chairs in it. I guess we the balls just draggin' the fuck along!

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

-Ant.

[Mike Lowrey]

Mike...they fuck just like us!


How is that gonna help me do MY job!

[blackboi50]

STOP IT!!!!

Mike im a grown ass man!!!!......1

[blackboi50]

luke and duke!!!!.....so theres dogs in my house!!!......1

[Mike Lowrey]

Bottom line! I will knock you the fuck out!

[Ronsam2006]

Rohan, quit smoking that crack.
Kento, I just can't stop man! Just read it really fast...READ IT!!!

[blackboi50]

take some time to de-escalate the situation!!!!....1

[LS2ner]

Remember when i took that witness to new york, while i bumped into Syd, well she bumped into me. And i was like "Syd!"

She had the grouper.

[blackboi50]

im telling mommy!!!! im def leaking that shit!!! :lmfao:....1

[LS2ner]

Captian, can we talk about possible reimbursement....

No, thats why we drive squad cars. We dont reimburse for personal vehicles. So where do we go from here?

[blackboi50]

you got an engineering flaw up in here.....my shit aint going down there!!!....1

[blackboi50]

damnnn what u weighing...350??

i bet a big popeye chicken eating motherfucker!!!.....1

[Mike Lowrey]

take some time to de-escalate the situation!!!!....1

Thats that new spiritual bullshit my parner is on. Me, I prefer shootin' muthafuckas!

[Mike Lowrey]

Marcus: You see. I said all that and all you heard was titties. You can't keep suppressing my spiritual growth.

Mike: You need to suppress my momma's titties out of your psyco-analysis. I don't even want them up in ya head.

[Mike Lowrey]

Were ya'll gonna have a bunch of mini-Mike's. A bunch of lyin' violent muthafuckas?!

[blackboi50]

trigger mike!!!.........

woosah....woosa.........woosah mother fucker.....
and hes the one of us who isnt mad!!....1

[LS2ner]

Marcus: Mike, i cant get an erection

Mike: Whoa whoa, now thats something im uncomfortable talking about

Marcus: But, i thought we were partners, that we could talk about it

Mike: Were just gonna take your erection and my mommas titties, and put that shit in a box and throw it in the ocean. Not even Jeac Custow (sp?) could find that shit.

[Mike Lowrey]

Marcus: My ass still hurts from what you did to it the other night.

Mike: Well I got caught up in the moment and it got rough. You know how I get.

[Brett]

~holds up gun~

I dunno Momma.... he killed himself

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

:lmao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Yo, Dan Marino should defenitely buy this car. Not this one, because I'm gonna fuck this one up. But, he should defenitely buy one just like this.