Things learned about jdm WHORES haha

[chaseamundo]

Some points I've learned from the JDM whores:
foound this shizzz
1. US Postal workers own me for driving RHD (http://www.nissanforums.com/off-topic/108218-some-jdm-whore-quotes.html#) vehicles

2. I can only put Spoon and Mugen parts on my JDM Honda Civic.

3. Speaking in broken english is soooo JDM.

3. If it says its JDM...it is JDM...even the JDM LED washers you can buy on Ebay.

4. My car must be more JDM than yours. Even though its a pickup truck.

5. Having mismatched rims is not a sign of financial difficulty...but of true JDM style.

6. Pocari sweat is nothing but sour water.

7. Down a bottle of Tequila before putting stickers on your car...that will help you stick them JDM style.

8. KT, Orido, NOB, and Ueno are my new superheros...I don't wanna be like Mike anymore.

9. Driving off a cliff is soooo JDM.

10. Cars shall now be known as EG, DA, EK, S13, S14, R33, etc.

11. When in doubt, ask if its JDM or not, in order to be JDM.

12. Import models are now known as Race Queens and should have crooked teeth.

13. This whole JDM thing is merely a contest to see who gets ripped off the most buying supposedly rare but useless stuff...like comic book collecting.

14. JDM Squash air freshener smells nothing like squash at all.

15. The import scene shall now be known as SPOCOM.

16. My GF should wear school girl outfits more often.

17. Silvias and AE86's are the next Honda Civics.

18. Initial D is the true drift bible and ultimate how-to on drifting.

19. The letter R must be pronounced like the letter L and vice versa. Example: "Damn homey..my Gleddy Tulbo aint spooring collectly. Cost me a lace wit that ***** dliving the sirvia with the nitlous."

20. Oversteer is sooo JDM.

21. Races are now known as "battles". Statoh!

22. Having car parts held up by customs is the shit.

23. I only surf sites that end in ".co.jp"

24. White people want to be black, black people want to be white, asians want to be blacks...but everybody wants to be Japanese now. The Japanese want to be Americans...like William Hung. WTF.

25. If its from Japan...it must be called JDM like JDM soy sauce, JDM cellfones, JDM notebooks, JDM people, etc.

26. My car is slow..but its JDM so I own you!

27. JDM OEM parts are really parts scavenged from Japanese junkyards and wrecks.

28. Converting a car to JDM spec in the Philippines is easy. Keep the car stock.

29. Rota wheels are sooo JDM...even though they're made in the Philippines.

30. If the Japanese shipped Nissan (http://www.nissanforums.com/off-topic/108218-some-jdm-whore-quotes.html#) Skylines to the US, America would never have joined WWII....and the world would have been a much better place.

:cheers:

[xdavidscenex]

but jdm means japanese domestic maket. wtf?

[chaseamundo]

but jdm means japanese domestic maket. wtf?


whats not understood friend?

[xdavidscenex]

Some points I've learned from the japanese domestic maket whores:

1. US Postal workers own me for driving RHD vehicles

2. I can only put Spoon and Mugen parts on my japanese domestic maket Honda Civic.

3. Speaking in broken english is soooo japanese domestic maket.

3. If it says its japanese domestic maket...it is japanese domestic maket...even the japanese domestic maket LED washers you can buy on Ebay.

4. My car must be more japanese domestic maket than yours. Even though its a pickup truck.

5. Having mismatched rims is not a sign of financial difficulty...but of true japanese domestic maket style.

6. Pocari sweat is nothing but sour water.

7. Down a bottle of Tequila before putting stickers on your car...that will help you stick them japanese domestic maket style.

8. KT, Orido, NOB, and Ueno are my new superheros...I don't wanna be like Mike anymore.

9. Driving off a cliff is soooo japanese domestic maket.

10. Cars shall now be known as EG, DA, EK, S13, S14, R33, etc.

11. When in doubt, ask if its japanese domestic maket or not, in order to be japanese domestic maket.

12. Import models are now known as Race Queens and should have crooked teeth.

13. This whole japanese domestic maket thing is merely a contest to see who gets ripped off the most buying supposedly rare but useless stuff...like comic book collecting.

14. japanese domestic maket Squash air freshener smells nothing like squash at all.

15. The import scene shall now be known as SPOCOM.

16. My GF should wear school girl outfits more often.

17. Silvias and AE86's are the next Honda Civics.

18. Initial D is the true drift bible and ultimate how-to on drifting.

19. The letter R must be pronounced like the letter L and vice versa. Example: "Damn homey..my Gleddy Tulbo aint spooring collectly. Cost me a lace wit that ***** dliving the sirvia with the nitlous."

20. Oversteer is sooo japanese domestic maket.

21. Races are now known as "battles". Statoh!

22. Having car parts held up by customs is the shit.

23. I only surf sites that end in ".co.jp"

24. White people want to be black, black people want to be white, asians want to be blacks...but everybody wants to be Japanese now. The Japanese want to be Americans...like William Hung. WTF.

25. If its from Japan...it must be called japanese domestic maket like japanese domestic maket soy sauce, japanese domestic maket cellfones, japanese domestic maket notebooks, japanese domestic maket people, etc.

26. My car is slow..but its japanese domestic maket so I own you!

27. japanese domestic maket OEM parts are really parts scavenged from Japanese junkyards and wrecks.

28. Converting a car to japanese domestic maket spec in the Philippines is easy. Keep the car stock.

29. Rota wheels are sooo japanese domestic maket...even though they're made in the Philippines.

30. If the Japanese shipped Nissan (http://www.nissanforums.com/off-topic/108218-some-jdm-whore-quotes.html#) Skylines to the US, America would never have joined WWII....and the world would have been a much better place.

:cheers:


:lmfao:

[K20Z1]

lmao, repped

[xdavidscenex]

lmao, repped

lol reps ++ for you too.

[Juggernaut]

So is not being JDM the new JDM-craze?

[chaseamundo]

idk, this shi* is just funny

[Black4DrEK]

lol

[EuroTra$h]

So is not being JDM the new JDM-craze?

in my opinion yes and JDM is overated anyway so whatever

[Boost1995]

This is taken from a post I made in another thread.

" I have been into cars for a LONG time and I have seen several trends in the Honda world. "JDM" styling has always been around. It's just the newest trend for most. It will be replaced one day and the "JDM" purists will keep their cars styled that way. The others will follow the flock and remod. I've seen it many times. One small example, Hondas used to be referred to as gen's or 92-95 etc, now there referred to as Chassis codes. Part of the "JDM" styling. "

[teh_mugen18]

hahaha, but the "pickup truck" thing confused me a bit :gay:

[K20Z1]

lol reps ++ for you too.

rep back lol

[stubbyda91]

lmfao ha ha reps

[Elbow]

JDM = GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[er1c]

omg...27. JDM OEM parts are really parts scavenged from Japanese junkyards and wrecks == TRUTH...this is the first time i've heard this said out loud...:ninja:

[Echonova]

in my opinion yes and JDM is overated anyway so whateverSo is a stock looking car with a unpainted front bumper the next big craze??? If so you're way ahead of the curve...

[Echonova]

I've learned that Rota's are just as good as any other wheel.

[Halfwit]

This is taken from a post I made in another thread.

" I have been into cars for a LONG time and I have seen several trends in the Honda world. "JDM" styling has always been around. It's just the newest trend for most. It will be replaced one day and the "JDM" purists will keep their cars styled that way. The others will follow the flock and remod. I've seen it many times. One small example, Hondas used to be referred to as gen's or 92-95 etc, now there referred to as Chassis codes. Part of the "JDM" styling. "
holy shit. i changed from saying 92-95 to "eg,ef,ek"

holy fuck. im a trend fag and didnt even know it. GD

[chaseamundo]

holy shit. i changed from saying 92-95 to "eg,ef,ek"

holy fuck. im a trend fag and didnt even know it. GD


wow sucks your a trend fag.... wait....shiz, i am too

:eek: :cry:

[Boost1995]

I'm not throwing rocks, just stating the truth. I also remember when panting your Honda the same color as a type R was crazy JDM. Championship White was used a lot during that time. A JDM Honda used to have a high reving NA motor in it. Not turbo. Just pointing out some things of the past.

[chaseamundo]

I'm not throwing rocks, just stating the truth. I also remember when panting your Honda the same color as a type R was crazy JDM. Championship White was used a lot during that time. A JDM Honda used to have a high reving NA motor in it. Not turbo. Just pointing out some things of the past.

what elser was dif back then.....?:???:

[Boost1995]

A bunch, but cars today look sweet too! My post was never ment to hate just to stimulate conversation. Lets see. A clean"JDM" Civic would have: Civic Type R paint, High Revving NA motor, Carbon Fiber Hood, Lower Mugen front lip, A option decal above the exhaust, Spoon wheels, Advan Tires, Mugen Valve Cover, JDM gauge cluster, Assorted JDM interior things, HID Headlights, Not Yellow tho, Type R seats or Bride seats, etc,etc,etc.

It doesn't matter just mod to your own taste and enjoy!

[Boost1995]

Enjoy

[chaseamundo]

i agree and i will. its just interesting how styles change...
cool shiz

[Humphrizzle]

this isnt funny..

stop making fun of this shit.

it's like jdm is the new thing no one likes.. remember that, it was called rice like 3 years ago.

got a problem with a nice, clean car and a guy with nothing else to spend their fucking money on, get the schfuck over it.

damn this is annoying.

[Humphrizzle]

bah. hate stupidity.

[Humphrizzle]

I'm not throwing rocks, just stating the truth. I also remember when panting your Honda the same color as a type R was crazy JDM. Championship White was used a lot during that time. A JDM Honda used to have a high reving NA motor in it. Not turbo. Just pointing out some things of the past.


dont care.

[chaseamundo]

dont care.

yo chill the fuc* out, im not bashing it at all.
i wasnt in the scene back then so i was just wanting to know how
things were back then. not a big deal.
personally i like "jdm".
and i like clean rides.
and i care about mine.
so take that shit somewhere else

[Humphrizzle]

it's the same as it was before..

there were just as many turbo'd lowered honda civics on some mugen mf10Ls in 2005 as there are now.

[Boost1995]

I was referring to 99-00

[chaseamundo]

well anyway, just i interested in how its changed, not ragging on anyone bro.

and easy bc i just acquired a 99'00 civic

[Turbodude06]

JDM= a bunch of people who can't come up with their own style and have to follow everyone else.

JDM= STOCK Cars, Slamed, with small usually ugly wheels:goodjob:

:cheers: to the Japanese

[Echonova]

Like someone else already said in this thread. Once the JDM craze passes the folks that truly like it will still rock it, the fanboi's will hop to the next fad... Sheep tend to flock together.

Haters will always hate what they can't do or afford.

I'm just glad drifting is dying a slow painful death.

[Humphrizzle]

lol drifting..


what kids do in parking lots is not drifting, it's sliding around like rednecks.

drifting is a type of racing.

[Juggernaut]

lol drifting..


what kids do in parking lots is not drifting, it's sliding around like rednecks.

drifting is a type of racing.I disagree. If drifting was a form of racing then the first to the finish wins. That's what a race is for, to find the fastest.

Drifting is based on "style" and the judging is subjective. While a motorsport, I would not consider it racing.

[IMPORTchic]

LOL Reps OP.

[K20Z1]

ah.. now im gonna get hated on..

[Humphrizzle]

racing is defined as:

a contest or rivalry involving progress toward a goal

[jdm>usdm]

JDM= fast car
non JDM= fast looking car


:D

[chaseamundo]

racing is defined as:

a contest or rivalry involving progress toward a goal

i love when people get technical.......NOT:blah: