Ohh God i Love mcdonalds, because....my dad works there!!! true story

[Got Milk?]

I just ordered 3 MacChickens,after i drove away i reached in the bag, and there sat 2 extra medium fries(free fries).WTF, how did those fries get in there. Those no educated mother fuckers gave me 2 extra fries, so i went back and gave them the fries back. GOD stupid uneducated mother fuckers cant even keep up with their orders.


Well i didn't drive back to give them back their fries, but i did get free fries woot woot.



CLIFFS FOR THOSE WHO DON'T WANT TO READ MY LONG NEVER ENDING STORY.

-I went to mcdonalds
-And i got free fries.

[Scotsman]

hmmmmmmmmm fries sound good right now , good thing my wife is makin...................

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m192/iluvtink_02/warhol.jpg


and

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/whiteling/grilled-cheese.jpg

[qwick]

......congrats?

[Got Milk?]

^^

man you need to get rid of your wife, and find your self a real women.

[Scotsman]

^^

man you need to get rid of your wife, and find your self a real women.why????:thinking: it is what i asked her to make:taun:

[Got Milk?]

why????:thinking: it is what i asked her to make:taun:

sounds to me like ur the wifey in the house. lolololol

[Scotsman]

sounds to me like ur the wifey in the house. lololololshe does like me wearin her thongs :eek: , :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[alpine_aw11]

You know who's dumber? The people who work at Checkers. I got three free buffalo chicken sandwiches plus three fries. The three guys in the car behind me were probably pissed.

[KREEP]

hmmmmmmmmm fries sound good right now , good thing my wife is makin...................

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m192/iluvtink_02/warhol.jpg


and

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/whiteling/grilled-cheese.jpg
Best meal in the world! My wife makes this for me too!

[Revmaynard]

Lulz, I had my gf make that for me Monday. I'm training her. LOL

[Got Milk?]

You know who's dumber? The people who work at Checkers. I got three free buffalo chicken sandwiches plus three fries. The three guys in the car behind me were probably pissed.

:goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:

This is my thread to brag about free stuff, GTFO and make ur own. ;)

[Got Milk?]

she does like me wearin her thongs :eek: , :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:


You're probably not even man enough to wear man thongs, so she makes u wear her girl thongs.

But wait, whats the difference between man and women thongs? Is there any difference?

Anyways,any kind of Thongs+Man=Gay

[Scotsman]

You're probably not even man enough to wear man thongs, so she makes u wear her girl thongs.

But wait, whats the difference between man and women thongs? Is there any difference?

Anyways,any kind of Thongs+Man=Gayhttp://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa227/bigdave128/banana_hammock.jpg

[alpine_aw11]

:goodjob: :goodjob: :goodjob:

This is my thread to brag about free stuff, GTFO and make ur own. ;)

Speaking of the free stuff I got today, I forgot to pay this hooker for my bj, but she forgot too!

Then I found a ps3. Then I found three vietnamese child slaves. Then I found a car. Then I found osnaps virginity.

[Scotsman]

Speaking of the free stuff I got today, I forgot to pay this hooker for my bj, but she forgot too!

Then I found a ps3. Then I found three vietnamese child slaves. Then I found a car. Then I found osnaps virginity.http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o105/AteknoGod/funnies/jackpot.jpg

[FasTech]

That actaully use to happen alot to me back when I ate fastfood all the time.

[Got Milk?]

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa227/bigdave128/banana_hammock.jpg

That banana looks like it just came out of your ass.
:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Revmaynard]

Speaking of the free stuff I got today, I forgot to pay this hooker for my bj, but she forgot too!

Then I found a ps3. Then I found three vietnamese child slaves. Then I found a car. Then I found osnaps virginity.


That's a lucky day, but you sure are queer. What were you doing that close to his ''virginity''?

[Got Milk?]

Speaking of the free stuff I got today, I forgot to pay this hooker for my bj, but she forgot too!

Then I found a ps3. Then I found three vietnamese child slaves. Then I found a car. Then I found osnaps virginity.
:eek: snap

[Got Milk?]

That's a lucky day, but you sure are queer. What were you doing that close to his ''virginity''?

muhahaha, probably trying to take it away from him.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

reps

[Scotsman]

That banana looks like it just came out of your ass.
:lmfao: :lmfao:or yours:ninja:

[alpine_aw11]

That's a lucky day, but you sure are queer. What were you doing that close to his ''virginity''?

Shit man I was just walking down Ponce de Leon and found it in a little box.

[FasTech]

That banana looks like it just came out of your ass.
:lmfao: :lmfao:


How do you know what a banana fresh out the ass looks like?! :ninja:

[Got Milk?]

or yours:ninja:

You're the one with string up your ass. ;)

[Got Milk?]

How do you know what a banana fresh out the ass looks like?! :ninja:


:ninja: :ninja: :ninja:

ninja kornjaca

[osnap]

dammit you found that box? :ninja:

[Scotsman]

You're the one with string up your ass. ;)i be flossin yo

[Revmaynard]

Shit man I was just walking down Ponce de Leon and found it in a little box.


Lol.


Not at the direct situation, but the underlying fact that you were walking. I would use a wheelchair if they were easy to get over curbs and doorways.

[Got Milk?]

i be flossin yo
:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: mmm okey?

[Revmaynard]

dammit you found that box? :ninja:


So did you put it in there so when a girl asked if you still had your virginity you could say no?


Good setup, btw.:cheers:

[osnap]

So did you put it in there so when a girl asked if you still had your virginity you could say no?


Good setup, btw.:cheers:
yeah dude. when i said i lost it, i really meant i threw it out the window of my car one day. :(

[Got Milk?]

yeah dude. when i said i lost it, i really meant i threw it out the window of my car one day. :(

Damn go get it back, cus its waiting on you to come back and get it.

[alpine_aw11]

dammit you found that box? :ninja:

:ninja:

It's on craigslist now.

[Revmaynard]

Well, you might want to try and barter with that guy. Lol That shit'll be on CL before too long for trade for some weight equipment.

[Got Milk?]

:ninja:

It's on craigslist now.

Watch :eek: snap buy it back. I got 20 bucks on it.

[Revmaynard]

Holy hell! Lol What a weird coincidence.

[osnap]

:lmfao:

[Got Milk?]

^^

its okey, calm down. its gonna be okey.

[alpine_aw11]

NICE! I have to sell it, these things pull a premium before race wars.

[Revmaynard]

Oh key? Wtf. okey. lol

[Scotsman]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r226/screwloki/LegThread.jpg

[Got Milk?]

SCOT CHANGE THE TITTLE OF THIS THREAD THIS INSTANTLY! HOW CAN U BE THE MAN WHEN YOU HAVE A STRING UP YOUR ASS, AND YOU JUST PULLED A BANANA OUT OF YOUR ASS?

[osnap]

NICE! I have to sell it, these things pull a premium before race wars.
nah dude, thats the virginity12, not the virginity24. sorry. :no:

[Scotsman]

SCOT CHANGE THE TITTLE OF THIS THREAD THIS INSTANTLY! HOW CAN U BE THE MAN WHEN YOU HAVE A STRING UP YOUR ASS, AND YOU JUST PULLED A BANANA OUT OF MY ASS?fixed

[Revmaynard]

Alpine, I'll race you for that virginity. :ninja:

[alpine_aw11]

Alpine, I'll race you for that virginity. :ninja:

lol wut

[Got Milk?]

fixed

First fix the title and don't fix something that doesn't need fixing.
:camera: :camera:

[Revmaynard]

lol wut


I know a girl that can use one, she's kind of loose. She needs to restart the trip odometer.

[Got Milk?]

I know a girl that can use one, she's kind of loose. She needs to restart the trip odometer.

By any chance is that girl on IA?

By any chance her name starts with A?

[alpine_aw11]

I know a girl that can use one, she's kind of loose. She needs to restart the trip odometer.

Ehhh idk I might keep it. I mean there can't be anything wrong with her that some Gorilla Tape can't fix, right?

[Revmaynard]

Ehhh idk I might keep it. I mean there can't be anything wrong with her that some Gorilla Tape can't fix, right?


Try using that stuff to tape an anchor to a boat and tell me how it works out.:goodjob:

[ShooterMcGavin]

lamest thread i've read in a while....

[Got Milk?]

lamest thread i've read in a while....

Get a Life Bitch!

[87 Turbo II]

I can has one of your fries?

[Got Milk?]

yea sure, but they're kinda cold now. its been 24 hours.

[TheGrillMan]

lame thread is lame

[quickdodge®]

Speaking of the free stuff I got today, I forgot to pay this hooker for my bj, but she forgot too!

Then I found a ps3. Then I found three vietnamese child slaves. Then I found a car. Then I found osnaps virginity.

Not sure about the rest, but I know for a fact that you're bullshitting about the hooker and BJ. Lolol. Later, QD.

[Got Milk?]

^Lame threads are lame threads when lame people post in them.^

So what, its lame, but i made my point.

SOMETIMES U NEED EDUCATION TO EVEN WORK AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANTS.

[Revmaynard]

YOU CAZ HAS EDUCATION FOR SPEAK CORRECTLY?

[§treet_§peed]

i had my ex girl fix me some lasagna the other day.

[TheGodfather]

Big fail for spelling McDonalds MACdonalds.

Stupid hick.