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dtmcnamara
01-11-2009, 03:36 PM
got this one today, made me laugh a little....

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..'
She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?'
She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

If you're not sure what a 710 is Click Here (http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg)

quickdodgeŽ
01-11-2009, 03:37 PM
710 is OIL spelled backwards and upside down. Most notably seen on oil caps on VC of cars when they are turned at just the right position. Later, QD.

Julio
01-11-2009, 03:46 PM
oldie but goodie.

Kaiser
01-11-2009, 03:49 PM
Almost as bad as the 24oz water pump joke.

Me86Rob
01-11-2009, 03:49 PM
i lirl. but at u for your repost

dtmcnamara
01-11-2009, 05:06 PM
i lirl. but at u for your repost

o well...still funny

J-ROCK
01-11-2009, 05:41 PM
lol