Recipe for disaster

[Me86Rob]

1. Blue mach 1 mustang
2. 2 fine ass girls in the passenger/back seat of mustang
3. polo wearin, daddys money bought me this car, doucebag trying to impress fine ass girls.

guy comes around a corner in the parkinlot of my work, and tries to be all tokyo drift in his stang. me and collins are outside lookin at the sexiness of his GTO's repair, and we hear a WOT v8. so we turn, in time to see a blue Mach 1 sliding sideways through the grass. so of course, we cheer and scream and proced to tell him how much he fails at life. then just to add insult to injury, collins left, got their attn, and dumped the clutch in front of them. (collins is a ricer for said action)


it was great. discuss

[collins]

hey... i enjoy my ricer moments, ok?!?!

[Buttons]

everyone knows collins is a ricer.

he tried to make his car more aerodynamic.

everyone made fun of him, so he got his car fixed.

[Me86Rob]

hey... i enjoy my ricer moments, ok?!?!

lol you can take the boy out of the integra, but you cant take the integra out of the boy (or the cock in his ass) :ninja:

[Me86Rob]

everyone knows collins is a ricer.

he tried to make his car more aerodynamic.

everyone made fun of him, so he got his car fixed.


STFU AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

[Buttons]

STFU AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

you grown. make ya own.

[Me86Rob]

you grown. make ya own.

but you make them so well. cuttin the crust of and everything. and pickin the peanuts out of the chunky peanut butter cause you know i have sore teeth :(

[Catnip]

Wait, collins and rob were having gay sessi time together???

[mocha latte cupcake]

collins spins tires.... lolis give chase... fine bitches take autumn out of the passenger, beat her, burn her, bury her alive in a ditch across the way and proceed to give coleen epic goat balls lub without that burning sensation autumn provides.

[collins]

but he gave me free pizza! :(

[x Resilience]

Buncha douche fags!!! GTFO

PS. Collins LMK when you have job openings. :goodjob:

[Buttons]

collins spins tires.... lolis give chase... fine bitches take autumn out of the passenger, beat her, burn her, bury her alive in a ditch across the way and proceed to give coleen epic goat balls lub without that burning sensation autumn provides.

jm say what?

[redrumracer]

Wait, collins and rob were having gay sessi time together???
thats what i read also, with out any denial going on.

[mocha latte cupcake]

is true. lexi provides pizza that is win! i agree! :D

*high five teh lexi's*

[Me86Rob]

is true. lexi provides pizza that is win! i agree! :D

*high five teh lexi's*

yea but i didnt make this pizza. the dyke i work with did. and btw collins she yelled at me for you doing ur burnout. told me she was so pissed she was gonna sicssor the sicssors LOL

[x Resilience]

Buncha douche fags!!! GTFO

PS. Collins LMK when you have job openings. :goodjob:



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[Me86Rob]

wow thread death

[collins]

yea but i didnt make this pizza. the dyke i work with did. and btw collins she yelled at me for you doing ur burnout. told me she was so pissed she was gonna sicssor the sicssors LOL she yelled at you?!?! LMFAO dude it wasnt even infront of YOUR store!

[Catnip]

thats what i read also, with out any denial going on.


You speak fail on AIM, but win on IA.

[Crazy Asian]

~slaps forehead~ GODAMN YOU RICER COLLIN!!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!%RT!#@$@$@#4

[Echonova]

1. Blue mach 1 mustang
2. 2 fine ass girls in the passenger/back seat of mustang
3. polo wearin, daddys money bought me this car, doucebag trying to impress fine ass girls.

guy comes around a corner in the parkinlot of my work, and tries to be all tokyo drift in his stang. me and collins are outside lookin at the sexiness of his GTO's repair, and we hear a WOT v8. so we turn, in time to see a blue Mach 1 sliding sideways through the grass. so of course, we cheer and scream and proced to tell him how much he fails at life. then just to add insult to injury, collins left, got their attn, and dumped the clutch in front of them. (collins is a ricer for said action)


it was great. discussOnly a douche would try to drift a Mustang...


~looks at Lexi's sig~

[collins]

:lmfao:







damn...