View Full Version : So anyone wanna have some fun?
stillaneon
01-09-2009, 01:04 PM
If you live in or around Henry County, Chances are you know who Lance Dually is.
This idiot drives an '05 SRT4 (unfortunately). It's silver and has SCCA vinyl down the side. Claims he has a Mopar stage 3 kit on the car and believes that he is not only Sponsored by SCCA, but that he is the best driver in the world.
Anyway. apparently he is selling this beast of a neon (thank god, because it's idiots like him that make the rest of us look bad; well that and the fact that we drive neons) because he apparently has a Honda Civic that will beat a Ferrari.
Now I am not saying that a Honda can't beat a Ferrari, but that this idiot honestly does not know what the fuck he is talking about.
Anyway, my room mate overheard him talking at his work (McDonald's off of Eastlake Rd and Hwy 155) that he is going to buy a Smart car with a Hyabusa Motor tomorrow.
Well I figured as many people that are on here that enjoy having fun,
you might want to call him, either about buying "350 whp" stock SRT, or maybe wanting to try your luck against his Ferrari killing machine that is a Honda Civic, or maybe inquire on how he can afford the mods to make a Civic walk a Ferrari, and a Hyabusa driven Smartcar on a McDonalds clerk's Salary.
770-507-4039
Have Fun, Post up what happened.
I'll rep those that I can
blackboi50
01-09-2009, 01:07 PM
HOW MUCH HE WANT FOR THE SRT|????.....:ninja:.....1
stillaneon
01-09-2009, 01:09 PM
10K
slostang
01-10-2009, 02:09 AM
vouching for the douchbaggery.
slostang
01-10-2009, 02:10 AM
I bet his neon passes emissions :ninja:
Elbow
01-10-2009, 09:55 AM
LMFAO @ SCCA sponsorship..umm...NO.
Hondas can't beat Ferraris either.
Tech5
01-10-2009, 11:56 AM
LMFAO @ SCCA sponsorship..umm...NO.
Hondas can't beat Ferraris either.
Go to youtube or streetfire.net there are many!
STRteg
01-10-2009, 12:01 PM
Go to youtube or streetfire.net there are many!
yup yup honda FTW :cheers:
stillaneon
01-10-2009, 12:27 PM
Go to youtube or streetfire.net there are many!
Im not saying that they can't. I'm saying this guys honda can't. You know who he is josh.
MostWanted
01-10-2009, 01:00 PM
I Lol'd. That guy has no life. Might call him later and be like "Wanna run that civic vs. Thacker's GTO For $1000?"
Rofl
Halfwit
01-10-2009, 02:26 PM
holy fuck. soon as i forgot about that total useless piece of shit that is lance dooly.
OMFG SCCA BEST DRIVER EVER.
he is a fanboy of whatever he has.
he had a zx6r (kawasaki) and said it was the most well build and performing bike ever.
then he bought a gsxr 600. and said he had been getting 120 mpg, and that it was oh soo fast.
he said he could lighten it to 250lbs by putting a titanium head on it.
his mom pays his bills. he lives at home.
MostWanted
01-10-2009, 02:31 PM
^Lololol. Im rofl.
Tech5
01-10-2009, 02:31 PM
Yeah he is a loser....
He is also scared of a fight too! hint hint anyone?
Halfwit
01-10-2009, 03:31 PM
Yeah he is a loser....
He is also scared of a fight too! hint hint anyone?
ooo ooo oo!!!
someone wanted to fight him, THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUMPED OUT THE BACK OF HIS CAR WIT HA GODDAM KATANA SWORD.
HE COLLECTS THEM SHITS AND KEEPS ONE IN HIS CAR. HOLY WTF.
Echonova
01-10-2009, 04:02 PM
Sounds like he needs to build a custom roll cage out of Katana swords in his sweet, sweet race car. Anyone want to sponsor that?
K20Z1
01-10-2009, 04:12 PM
i called, he stated that he's going to trade his honda in for a ferrari.
ironchef
01-10-2009, 04:15 PM
i called, he stated that he's going to trade his honda in for a ferrari.:lmfao::lmfao:
Echonova
01-10-2009, 04:15 PM
i called, he stated that he's going to trade his honda in for a ferrari.With the economy and all it's a smart move...
collins
01-10-2009, 04:47 PM
by "Ferrari" I'm sure he meant "fiero" aka FOrarri
3.5altman
01-10-2009, 04:50 PM
tell him i wanna run, homie came picking on me one day on hudson bridge rd
Magnus213
01-10-2009, 05:02 PM
Searching "Lance Dooly" on facebook kicks back a guy in the Atlanta network with an asian sword (I'll assume it's an aforementioned katana) for his profile picture.
BAD SS
01-10-2009, 05:11 PM
I'm gonna have fun with this...
FriskyWalrus
01-10-2009, 06:02 PM
im going to call him and give him a little surprise from Dr. Rockso
BAD SS
01-10-2009, 06:10 PM
im going to call him and give him a little surprise from Dr. Rockso
I was thinking about having my officer buddy call him. :D
yeah, he cant even afford an oil change for a ferrari working at mcdonalds.
what a douche.
FriskyWalrus
01-11-2009, 03:09 AM
i just called and it sounded like a female unless thats what he actually sounds like. woke em up though. just kept whispering "I do cocaine...." they had no idea what was going on lol
87 Turbo II
01-11-2009, 04:02 AM
Upon looking at his facebook and what was said here: Wow...... 21 years old, working at McDonald's living with his mom, collecting swords and thinking it's cool to pull one out when challenged to a fight, claiming to be getting a Ferrari-killing Honda.What a tool.
I'd love to run against him at an autocross.
bowdown201
01-11-2009, 08:59 AM
I also can vouch for the douchebaggery.....nes. Long time ago when he first got the neon someone told him he was leaking intercooler fluid and he got down and started looking under his car :lmfao:
True story
Elbow
01-11-2009, 11:35 AM
Go to youtube or streetfire.net there are many!
I've seen the videos, but they still don't mean anything. You don't get anything from a Honda you do with a Ferrari lol, beat it straight line to 120 and watch the Ferraris ass in your face.
LMFAO at Honda ftw when speaking of Ferraris :lmfao:
Jason..
01-11-2009, 12:56 PM
He told one of my friends girlfriend he could bench 10 thousand pounds.Also we almost got in a fight w him and he ju,ped out of his car with a bandanna on and pulled his sword.
Tech5
01-11-2009, 01:00 PM
He told one of my friends girlfriend he could bench 10 thousand pounds.Also we almost got in a fight w him and he ju,ped out of his car with a bandanna on and pulled his sword.
Very true story here !
Me86Rob
01-11-2009, 01:25 PM
lol this guy reminds me of collins
stillaneon
01-11-2009, 07:36 PM
I just rick rolld him
Tech5
01-11-2009, 07:38 PM
lololool
Halfwit
01-11-2009, 07:41 PM
hes one of those guys you feel sorry for, because he has no friends, BUT GODDAMN if i havnt tried, and it is just too hard to be around him.
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