Attn: Marcus Burnett

[Mike Lowrey]

You know when we used to get into shit and I would say that everythings gonna be alright?

I could say it, but it would be a bunch of bullshit, today!

[Ed]

PIITB?

[Sammich]

LOLZ

[Brett]

You know when we used to get into shit and I would say that everythings gonna be alright?

I could say it, but it would be a bunch of bullshit, today!

Hey Mike!! I GOT AN ERECTION!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Capt: "poison lady says we have to keep him cool or he might have brain damage"

Me: "Well nobody will even notice that."

[Sammich]

Hey Mike!! I GOT AN ERECTION!!

GET ME HOME CALL THE WIFE AND TELL HER IM ON MY WAY

[XLR8NMR2]

lirl

[blackboi50]

WOO-SAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

[Sammich]

WOOSAH DOESNT INCLUDE FUKIN THE THERAPIST MIKE

[Mike Lowrey]

WOOSAH DOESNT INCLUDE FUKIN THE THERAPIST MIKE

Now you just talkin' nasty.

[Sammich]

*SHOTS FIRE*

OH SHIT..I'M SORRY MIKE

SHOOT OUTSIDE THE CAR

[Mike Lowrey]

~gun fire~

Now show 'em your badge!

[T.S.]

I can't believe you guys. Do you get up in the morning, call each other up, 'Good morning, Marcus. Good morning, Mike. How you doin'? Ai'ight. So how we going to fuck up the captain's life today? Gee, I don't know. I don't know. Ooh, look. Over there. Let's kill three fat people and leave them on the street?'

[BKgen®]

wooosaaahhh

[T.S.]

what are you on, look at your pupils! How the hell am im going to look at my pupils!

[Mike Lowrey]

It just opened. I tripped and it just opened.

[T.S.]

I've got my rights. how about you exercise your right to shut the fuck up!

[Mike Lowrey]

~camera sound~

I think we should send a special copy to his kkk brothers.

It's digital, so we can do whatever we want.

Look by the time we are done with you, you gonna be on the next Busta Rhymes video on BET.

[T.S.]

tuck ass!

[Brett]

"Now see, there is something wrong with you.... what am I gonna do with these big 'ol dead titties"

[BKgen®]

oh so you both changed your names. how cute :)

[Mike Lowrey]

Fuck you and fuck everybody that got a problem with Mike Lowrey!

[Brett]

especially since you some rich kid... PLAYIN COP

[Sammich]

MIKE THEY GOT SID

IT JUST GOT REAL

[DieselNuts]

PIITB?
:ninja: \/ :ninja:

[BKgen®]

The Devil is not welcome HEEEERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[T.S.]

Why you got to call yourself the devil in his house!

[Brett]

why you gotta call yourself the devil in his house?

[BKgen®]

lulz.

[T.S.]

hahaha

[Mike Lowrey]

But, you in my country though!

[Brett]

We are on the Miami PD Dance team

[Mike Lowrey]

Aww, don't hurt nothin'

[Brett]

Yo Mike, She got a tounge ring......

[T.S.]

Yall two mutha fucka's need Jesus!

[OneSlow5pt0]

Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes, sir.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no fucking tonight.
Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to?

[T.S.]

Captain i was at a family barbecue.

[Brett]

I called Rayes and Vargis, they are down for whatever

[Sammich]

call reyes and vargis and tell about that thing

what thing mike

the thing...that...we was gona tell them

JUST CALL

[blackboi50]

you should see this sexy shit i got on!!!!......1

[Sammich]

you should see this sexy shit i got on!!!!......1

aww shit

we got him captain....aww shit

just LOOK at the CAMera...and see...aww shit

wat wat

we got em captain

[T.S.]

they call me bunny lowwwwwww.....

[blackboi50]

this is a faster fucking car!!!.....1

[Alan®]

you ever just touch your leather mike?

[Mike Lowrey]

This is nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish.