Attn: Mike Lowery

[Brett]

You see these lumps? Thats how I gets down!!! :lmfao:

[Ed]

lol oh jeez.

[Mike Lowrey]

~pulls care over~

~tips glasses down~

Get It.

[Sammich]

ZOMG

LAWLZ...THIS SHIT IS MORE CLASSIC THAN QUAGMIRE...

TWO CRACKERS POSING AS N*GGAS

[Ed]

ZOMG

LAWLZ...THIS SHIT IS MORE CLASSIC THAN QUAGMIRE...

TOO CRACKERS POSING AS N*GGAS

only it's not too, it's two.

learn to spell.

[Mike Lowrey]

only it's not too, it's two.

learn to spell.


:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Sammich]

LULZ WTF ED...WHAT HAPPENED TO SHAKE AND BAKE?

[Ed]

LULZ WTF ED...WHAT HAPPENED TO SHAKE AND BAKE?

i'm ricky bobby. if you aint first, you're last.

[Sammich]

U THINK..MAYBE ONE DAY..U CAN SLING SHOT ME AND LET ME GET FIRST?

[MongolPup]

i'm ricky bobby. if you aint first, you're last.

Damn it Ricky, I was probably drunk when I said that. That's stupid. There's second, third.

[Ed]

U THINK..MAYBE ONE DAY..U CAN SLING SHOT ME AND LET ME GET FIRST?


i'm ricky bobby. if you aint first, you're last.

yeah....

[Sammich]

U FAIL...THE ANSWER WAS

YEA BUT IF I DID THAT...HOW WOULD I WIN?

[Ed]

Damn it Ricky, I was probably drunk when I said that. That's stupid. There's second, third.

Well let's see. I got mauled by a cougar, my Crystal Gayle shirt is ruined, and I didn't learn dick about driving. Other than that, it was great.

[Ed]

offtopic,

work sucks,

i wanna check the Echonova vs. MongolPup: Hot girl off! (Starts on page 3, NWS!) thread. :(

[blackboi50]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???

speak up reggie!!!!!.......1

[XLR8NMR2]

Oh shit bad boys in the house.

[Mike Lowrey]

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU???

speak up reggie!!!!!.......1


n*gga, you at least 30!

[blackboi50]

chitty chitty bang bang nucca!!!!!.........

but hey u ever touch your leather???! hahaha

((((u should change me to capt!!!!))))........1

[Sammich]

U EVER MADE LOVE TO A MAN?

[Brett]

~pulls care over~

~tips glasses down~

Get It.

Your car has an engineering design flaw, when I try to stick my hand down, I come out like this!!!

[XLR8NMR2]

http://www.comicus.it/diegozilla/uploaded_images/badboysII1-758808.jpg

word

[Mike Lowrey]

It seems like live suspects don't say anything either! So I'm gonna cap this fool right here!

[Brett]

chitty chitty bang bang nucca!!!!!.........

but hey u ever touch your leather???! hahaha

((((u should change me to capt!!!!))))........1

Its...

Hey Mike, You ever rub your leather?

[Sammich]

mike! MIKE!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Your car has an engineering design flaw, when I try to stick my hand down, I come out like this!!!

I need to jump over this car and smack you in your piezzy-ass little head!

[blackboi50]

Its...

Hey Mike, You ever rub your leather?

yo brett whats the other one......

"i like it when u call me bunny low!!!"

:lmao:........1

[Ed]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers.

[blackboi50]

Luke and duke is shittin all over the place!!!!!

Liquid shit!!!! :D.........1

[blackboi50]

my stuff always works sometimes!!!!!!....1

[Sammich]

I LIKE TO IMAGINE MY BABY JESUS WEARING A TSHIRT W/ A TUXEDO SHIRT, CUZ I LIKE TO THINK OF MY JESUS LIKE, HE'S FORMAL..BUT READY TO PARTY

[Ed]

lmfao.

[Mike Lowrey]

You need to supress my mama's titties out of you psyco-analysis.

I don't even want them up in your head.

[MongolPup]

offtopic,

work sucks,

i wanna check the Echonova vs. MongolPup: Hot girl off! (Starts on page 3, NWS!) thread. :(

Then do it son. Just be sneaky.

[Ed]

Then do it son. Just be sneaky.

nah, i will wait.

[Sammich]

I'LL GO APE SHIT ON YOUR ASS

[blackboi50]

You need to supress my mama's titties out of you psyco-analysis.

I don't even want them up in your head.

hahahha........

SHOOT OUTSIDE!!!!!!.......1

[Mike Lowrey]

hahahha........

SHOOT OUTSIDE!!!!!!.......1

Kiss my black ass, it was the dashboard!

You gonna get your money.

Someone is comin' with your money.

[Sammich]

OH SHIT DID U SEE THAT

HOW DID I NOT SEE A CAR FLIPPING IN THE AIR MARCUS

[Mike Lowrey]

How about you just shut the fuck up!

Let's try that!

[Sammich]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4pIJtt48g4

[Brett]

You 2 mutha fucca's need to find jesus!!!

Cover yo ears baby

[Mike Lowrey]

Well, it got rough. You know how I get.

[Brett]

Its not about the french fry, its about your total lack of respect for other peoples property

WESLEY SNIPES!!! PASSENGER 57!! NOW GIVE ME A MUTHA FUCCIN HANDY WIPE!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Now lets hear one of those jokes, bitch.

[Brett]

The pickle has to much salt in it?

~dips in coke~

How 'bout now?

[Brett]

Yo Mike you want a coke?

[Mike Lowrey]

Freeze bitch!

Back up, put the gun down, and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubalicious.

[Alan®]

OH SHIT DID U SEE THAT

HOW DID I NOT SEE A CAR FLIPPING IN THE AIR MARCUS
you know that car made it through that scene without so much as a scratch and then they go to do the part where mike gets out of the car to talk to sid and Martin Lawrence bangs the door against a post. :doh:

[Alan®]

Freeze bitch!

Back up, put the gun down, and give me a pack of tropical fruit bubalicious.
And some skittles

[sogood]

Absolutely hilarious.

[ironchef]

only it's not too, it's two.

learn to spell.He's dumb he can't help it.

[blackboi50]

fucking haitians......in lil fucking rooms......with fucking guns......SHITT!!!......1

[Mike Lowrey]

Marcus: Is this still Plan B?!

Mike: No, this is defenitely Plan C!

[blackboi50]

his brains is under the end table!!!!!.....1

[itsjustdee]

hi brett!

[Brett]

hi brett!

HEY BABE!!! How is my baby doing? We all know its mine not Ricky's :D


Everybody wants to be like Mike

yeah your gonna be retired like him to.

[Mike Lowrey]

Damn the woosaah capt., did you just call me a tick?