Chuckster
09-15-2005, 12:18 PM
A lady about eight months pregnant got on to a bus. She noticed the
man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the man's smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
He now seemed very amused.
She moved a fourth time and the man burst out laughing.
She complained of this to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man; about 20 years old, what he had to say for
himself.
Very amusing.....
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got
on the bus I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign
that said "The Double Mint Twins are coming", and I grinned.
Then she moved again and sat under a sign that said "Slogan's liniment will reduce the Swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she moved and placed herself under a sign that said, "Wrigley's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it
man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the man's smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
He now seemed very amused.
She moved a fourth time and the man burst out laughing.
She complained of this to the driver and he had the man arrested.
The case came up in court.
The judge asked the man; about 20 years old, what he had to say for
himself.
Very amusing.....
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this. When the lady got
on the bus I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sign
that said "The Double Mint Twins are coming", and I grinned.
Then she moved again and sat under a sign that said "Slogan's liniment will reduce the Swelling", and I had to smile.
Then she moved and placed herself under a sign that said, "Wrigley's Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"...I just lost it