Elbow
01-04-2009, 02:48 PM
Got this from a birthday card...
Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels wet, so you pit some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't stain them.
Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there are no poopies in the toilet.
Pop A Vein In Your Head Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out you practically have a stroke.
Second Wave Poopie: It happens when you are done poopie-ing and you have pulled your pants up to your knees and you have to poopie some more.
Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind that is so huge you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Spinal Tap Poopie: That is where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie: The kind that comes out so fast your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
Clean Poopie: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels wet, so you pit some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't stain them.
Ghost Poopie: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there are no poopies in the toilet.
Pop A Vein In Your Head Poopie: The kind where you strain so much to get it out you practically have a stroke.
Second Wave Poopie: It happens when you are done poopie-ing and you have pulled your pants up to your knees and you have to poopie some more.
Lincoln Log Poopie: The kind that is so huge you're afraid to flush without breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Spinal Tap Poopie: That is where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks Poopie: The kind that comes out so fast your butt cheeks get splashed with water.