Sex rant.

[speedminded]

The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.

[STRteg]

The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.

Damn...thats an intense situation

[Alan®]

The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.
lol

[redrumracer]

lol donkey punch anyways and get it on film

[DieselNuts]

I haven't really scanned all the mental images of all the different positions, but after a quick thought, you must have been drilling her in the reverse pile driver position....thats the only position I can think of that she could slap your actual ass...amirite?

[The Yousef]

i'm sorry Jason...i won't do that again. :(

[speedminded]

I haven't really scanned all the mental images of all the different positions, but after a quick thought, you must have been drilling her in the reverse pile driver position....thats the only position I can think of that she could slap your actual ass...amirite?lolol! Mexican tortilla chicken noodle soup just about came out of my nose. The noodles would have been ok, the still crunchy tortilla chips might have posed a problem.

Are you telling me maybe she was tapping out and not really intending to slap my ass? I kinda feel sorry for making her leave now...that would explain her being upset, oops.

[Buttons]

I haven't really scanned all the mental images of all the different positions, but after a quick thought, you must have been drilling her in the reverse pile driver position....thats the only position I can think of that she could slap your actual ass...amirite?

only you would know this stuff...

[DieselNuts]

lolol! Mexican tortilla chicken noodle soup just about came out of my nose. The noodles would have been ok, the still crunchy tortilla chips might have posed a problem.

Are you telling me maybe she was tapping out and not really intending to slap my ass? I kinda feel sorry for making her leave now...that would explain her being upset, oops.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: and from this, I can assume that she had a ball gag in her mouth as well?

Whats her number??? :ninja:


only you would know this stuff...
answer me honestly.....are you really surprised?

[Buttons]

answer me honestly.....are you really surprised?


no... i'm not really. i'm still tryna picture that in my head... it's not really working. get on aim fool!

[2.3 Evo 8]

So what you're saying is you would prefer 1 finger or 2?

[speedminded]

no... i'm not really. i'm still tryna picture that in my head... it's not really working. get on aim fool!I'm sure there's plenty of virgin whores loungers willing to show you, lol. :boobies:

[Buttons]

I'm sure there's plenty of virgin whores loungers willing to show you, lol. :boobies:

i'm very sure there are too, due to the fact i'm asked on the daily. but i think i'll pass.

[redrumracer]

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[DieselNuts]

alright, so I googled "Reverse Piledriver" and found a picture to send to Autumn....I also found this website

***WARNING: NWS MATERIAL CONTAINED IN LINK***

www.Namethatposition.com

Wow, the things you can learn on the internet....

[DieselNuts]

LOL, it could also be accomplished in the "Twin Serpent" position

[2.3 Evo 8]

Look up the side mounted cowgirl double dipped marshmellow plunger.

[Buttons]

Look up the side mounted cowgirl double dipped marshmellow plunger.


i don't see that one?

[DieselNuts]

Look up the side mounted cowgirl double dipped marshmellow plunger.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

I havent looked through many of them yet, but that title takes the fucking cake!

[2.3 Evo 8]

i don't see that one?

Admit it, you want to try it don't ya!

[speedminded]

alright, so I googled "Reverse Piledriver" and found a picture to send to Autumn....I also found this website

***WARNING: NWS MATERIAL CONTAINED IN LINK***

www.Namethatposition.com

Wow, the things you can learn on the internet....lol, there's a couple chicks that aren't too bad on there.

http://www.namethatposition.com/index.php?display=Upright%20Doggie

Video. Needs some aftermarket mods on the top end though. :boobies:

[DieselNuts]

lol, there's a couple chicks that aren't too bad on there.

http://www.namethatposition.com/index.php?display=Upright%20Doggie

Video. Needs some aftermarket mods on the top end though. :boobies:
lol, the OEM parts are fine for my style, but I wouldnt argue with aftermarket either :goodjob:

[Buttons]

LOL, it could also be accomplished in the "Twin Serpent" position


the toilet can work too.

[Buttons]

Admit it, you want to try it don't ya!



it sounds interesting.... :eek:

[DieselNuts]

Oh wow, check out the "wild amazon". thats interesting...

[Buttons]

lol, there's a couple chicks that aren't too bad on there.

http://www.namethatposition.com/index.php?display=Upright%20Doggie

Video. Needs some aftermarket mods on the top end though. :boobies:

i think she needs some mods on the bottom end not the top end.

[DieselNuts]

the toilet can work too.
yeah, thats the inverse of the reverse piledriver :goodjob:

[Buttons]

yeah, thats the inverse of the reverse piledriver :goodjob:


i think i saw one called the reverse pile driver though.

[2.3 Evo 8]

Another good one is the Easter double pumper roadrunner. Do it in reverse and someone could die.

[Buttons]

Another good one is the Easter double pumper roadrunner. Do it in reverse and someone could die.

now i think you are just making shit up... :lmfao:

[2.3 Evo 8]

...and of course there is "chase the squirrel". Always a good one.

[2.3 Evo 8]

The "Brown eyed helicopter". One of my favorites. She must do gymnastics or it won't work well.

[redrumracer]

Oh wow, check out the "wild amazon". thats interesting...
that one is interesting.

[2.3 Evo 8]

now i think you are just making shit up... :lmfao:

Are you sure or curious?

[DieselNuts]

that one is interesting.
very...I like to be dominate, so I dont think that would fly with me...

[Buttons]

Are you sure or curious?



i'm curi.... wait wut?

[2.3 Evo 8]

...and the ever popular "Hanging dumptruck". If your feeling froggy you can throw in a "Ostrich slide". Tough, but very enjoyable.

[DieselNuts]

Im a fan of the "double pump oyster drill" myself. Its dangerous and illegal in 6 states.

[redrumracer]

Im a fan of the "double pump oyster drill" myself. Its dangerous and illegal in 6 states.
so the other 44 states its not illegal nor dangerous?

do tell, what makes those 6 states special?

[DieselNuts]

so the other 44 states its not illegal nor dangerous?

do tell, what makes those 6 states special?
its still dangerous. the other 44 states just dont know how dangerous yet...

[Buttons]

so the other 44 states its not illegal nor dangerous?

do tell, what makes those 6 states special?

i guess it's like oral sex is illegal in some states.


i'm not for sure, but i think it is in Georgia.

[DieselNuts]

i guess it's like oral sex is illegal in some states.


i'm not for sure, but i think it is in Georgia.
you are correct. Anal sex is also illegal in GA

[redrumracer]

its still dangerous. the other 44 states just dont know how dangerous yet...
ahhh ok gotcha

[Buttons]

you are correct. Anal sex is also illegal in GA

i remember reading it in my friend's driver's ed book.

necrophilia is also illegal for some weird reason.. i don't get why it is...

[Buttons]

16-6-2, Sodomy

(a) A person commits the offense of sodomy when he or she performs or submits to any sexual act involving the sex organs of one person and the mouth or anus of another. A person commits the offense of aggravated sodomy when he or she commits sodomy with force and against the will of the other person. The fact that the person allegedly sodomized is the spouse of a defendant shall not be a defense to a charge of aggravated sodomy.

(b) A person convicted of the offense of sodomy shall be punished by imprisonment for not less than one nor more than 20 years. A person convicted of the offense of aggravated sodomy shall be punished by imprisonment for life or by imprisonment for not less than ten nor more than 20 years. Any person convicted under this Code section of the offense of aggravated sodomy shall, in addition, be subject to the sentencing and punishment provisions of Code Sections 17-10-6.1 and 17-10-7.

crazy stuff since 1817.

[redrumracer]

i guess it's like oral sex is illegal in some states.


i'm not for sure, but i think it is in Georgia.
so you knowingly broke the law

*runs*

[Buttons]

so you knowingly broke the law

*runs*


*gasp* excuse me, stefan?

[Catnip]

*gasp* excuse me, stefan?

YOU HEARD HIM WOMAN

[Buttons]

YOU HEARD HIM WOMAN
i'm not even talking to you!

[redrumracer]

*gasp* excuse me, stefan?
no need to excuse yourself


*runs faster*

[Catnip]

i'm not even talking to you!


lulz, no wonder i've been sitting here with nothing to do.

[2.3 Evo 8]

The hardest position ever created is the "Queens royal clam jammer with the spitting cobra ending". I've never tried it and I don't think I ever will.

[Buttons]

The hardest position ever created is the "Queens royal clam jammer with the spitting cobra ending". I've never tried it and I don't think I ever will.

.... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? :thinking:

[Catnip]

http://capn-crunch.urbanup.com/1125207

lulz

[X-Runner]

Sex rant: not getting any /rant

[OneSlow5pt0]

lol,i dont know the names.......i just make shit up as i go

[2.3 Evo 8]

.... whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa? :thinking:


:???:

[Buttons]

:???:

you crazy!

[2.3 Evo 8]

you crazy!


You still curious? :ninja:

[Buttons]

You still curious? :ninja:
maybe :eek:

[2.3 Evo 8]

<<<<<The chosen one!

[2.3 Evo 8]

"Whiskey dick melon splitter". Forgot about that one.

[Buttons]

"Whiskey dick melon splitter". Forgot about that one.

reminds me of the other night... :ninja:

["B"]

Wow, just wow.

[Jimmy B]

Sex rant: not getting any /rant


i hear that... and im married... i need an affair LOL

[Kevykev]

i'm sorry Jason...i won't do that again. :(

left thread after this post...
:no:

[DieselNuts]

left thread after this post...
:no:
but obviously you came back...

[Ran]

The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.This is why you tie them up.

[Elbow]

The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.

You've never had sex, since you made a thread basically acting like you do on a regular basis, that means you are trying to show off ;) lol

["B"]

This is why you tie them up.


Don't forget the ball gag so they can't expres their desire to NOT have sex with you.

[Ran]

Don't forget the ball gag so they can't expres their desire to NOT have sex with you. :cheers:

[bigdare23]

The next bitch that slaps my ass while fucking her is getting donkey punched.


You liked it



stop lie'n :lmfao:

[Friggintitsman]

This is a rant?

[speedminded]

You've never had sex, since you made a thread basically acting like you do on a regular basis, that means you are trying to show off ;) lolMaybe you're right, maybe you're not, but the next guy to wink at me is getting a jack handle across the face.

[2.3 Evo 8]

Crouching double fisted spinnerooski.

[Buttons]

Crouching double fisted spinnerooski.

i know you are making shit up!

[2.3 Evo 8]

Are you sure or still curious? :ninja:

[Buttons]

Are you sure or still curious? :ninja:

i'm still curi... wait wut?


JEEZ, i'm serious stop calling me out on shit... it makes me look bad. lol